WNxBeowulf
02-23-2004, 05:31 AM
Chapter #4 Monk hater?
While the party walked back to Astral City...
Madd- Damn... just damn.
Bounty- ... This cant be his end? ... right?
Geno- Well, he did bothered us... but we now miss his anoyance... great.
Al- Who said this is his end?
Madd- ? You know something we dont?
Narf- I wold ressurect him, but he's beyond my powers to bring back. We need someone that can bring back his soul from the other side. You
know a powerfull cleric?
Al- While I was playing Pocker with the guards, they told me of a really powerfull Cleric right in Astral City. He can bring people back no
matter what.
Xander- Great! We can bring Rune back!
Al- Well, there is one... little... tiny... problem...
Bounty-...do tell please.
Al- Oh, its nothing, just something he did.
Bounty-... Like?
Al- Its nothing....
Narf- Why do I get the feeling we dont want to meet this cleric?
Al- ...Maybe cause hes clinically insane?
Xander- What?!
Geno- Ooooohh... thats great!
Madd- And he's suppose to help us?
Bounty- ... im gonna regret this...
Al- DOnt worry... we'll get the old Runey back... well, not exactly.
Bounty- ... why do I feel youre giving us info on a Need-to-know basis?
Al-... ehhh, youll see.
Later that day, a person appeared on the road.
Stranger- Oh, hello there.
Al- Hello good man. Who are you?
Draekan- My name is Draekan. I was just..
Suddenly, Draekan's head blew up, then his corpse went up in flames.
Al-...
Xander-... now thats wacked.
Madd- This story is getting weird!
Geno- ... obvious, spontaneous human combustion.
Madd- Obvious? The dude's head just blew up! Thats not human combustion!
Geno- Ehh, migraine?
Al-... ok, this is getting weird, lets continue.
After 2 days walking.
Madd- ... are we there yet?
Al- For the last time! NO!
Madd-... I thought you paladins develop alot of patience?
Al- ?
Bounty- ummm, thats a monk man...
Madd- Oh... well same damn thing. Al does look like a monk.
Al- I dont look like a monk.
Xander- Well, he does has that look...
Al- What?
Geno- hmmm, I see...
Bounty- he does seem like a monk though...
Al- ... curse my righteous ways... I HATE MONKS!
Madd- Why? They are kinda cool.
Bounty- Yeah.
Al- Im not a monk and thats final.
Madd- Ok... monk hater...
Al- Ahh, could we get back to "Are we there yet?"
Madd- ... Are we there yet monkie?
Al hammers Madd in the head. Madd fell uncontious.
Al- He shouldnt have called me that...
Bounty- Hey man, I thought you were a paladin?
Al- SO?!
Bounty- Blehhh ehhh, no matter...
Xander picks up Madd.
Xander- Well, at least our trip will be silent now.
Bounty- Think again!
Al- WHAT?!
Bounty- nothing... damn...
Geno- Heh, hes keeping you on a leash.
Bounty- Shut up, you David Blaine freak.
Geno- Dont compare me to that butt-hole
Xander- Hey, I like his magic tricks.
Geno- I dont, dick-head.
Xander- Hey, dont call me a dick-head, c**k-sucker!
Geno- Dont call em a c**k-sucker, you pig-f**king son of a bitch!
Al- Wooaah! Kids see this story damnit! Keep in the story line!
Geno- F**k you!
After alot of editing thanks to the Censorship Laws.
Al- Ok, so were calmed right?
Geno- yeah, yeah.
Xander- lets just continue with the story.
Narf-... aww, I really enjoyed that! Specially the name Geno called Xander! Bahaha!
Xander- You wold since you just sat there looking at us.
Narf- Correction, I was sitting while drinking one of Madd's ale's
Madd- Hey, I had those reserved you...
Al looks at Madd.
Madd- ... you very, very, bad person.
Al- Good.
Geno- This story is getting weird.
Then our party of... wold-be (kinda) fellow adventurers returned to Astral City.
Geno- Ok Al, were here. Now what?
Al- To the dungeons.
Madd-... why, oh why is he in there?
Al- Well, I told you he is a Cleric right?
Madd- Ya?
Al- He... accidentally... whithout intention... blew up one of his patients.
Bounty- Oh, now thats a great cleric!
Narf- Do you really want us to trust someone who kills his patients?!
Bounty- Well, he cant kill Rune cause he's already dead right? Whats the worse he could do?
Xander- Out of all the things ive seen this week, I really dont want to know.
The party was heading to the dungeons, until they noticed no one was in the town.
Madd- Wow, its really quiet today.
Al- A little, too quiet.
Geno- I feel no magical presence here... not even Exec's magic.
Narf- I dont feel any life in this place at all.
Bounty- I cant smell drinks! OH GOD what happened to the tavern!!!
Madd- Here, have one drink before you collapse.
Bounty- Oh, thanks... ahhh, there is life beyond the void.
Al- Lets head to the town center. Something is terribly wrong.
They headed to the town hall, but they stopped just in front of it.
Al- Strange. There isnt a sign of battle here, but theres no one, just like Wood Pass...
Geno- Lets head in. I highly doubt anything could have takened out that gnome Exec without leaving a sign.
The party headed in, just to find... nothing again.
Madd- Umm, should we separate to find something?
Al- No, whatever scared these people away might still be here.
As the party began to look for anything in particular.
Narf- Hey Al, do you think that kid came here?
Al- ... I dont know... lets hope not.
Geno- hmm, We should look for the cleric. If he was still in the dungeon when all the townsfolk left, he might still be there.
Al- Right, good idea. Lets go to the dungeon.
The party left the Town Hall and headed to the barracks. As they decended into the dungeons, they heard a voice.
Voice- Woohooooo, kinky...
Al-?
Narf- Please, oh gods, please dont be what I think...
Bounty- ummm, well at least theres someone in here, right?
As the party got closer, they saw a person in a cell. He was... umm... playing?
Prisoner- WOOOO! Woah! Who are you?
Al- Oh gods!
Bounty- ACK! My eyes!!!
Xander- This image will haunt my dreams forever...
Prisoner- Oh! You came to rescue me?
The prisoner stands up... without clothes.
Geno- For the sake of everything holy, sit back down!
Madd- AHHHHH! Im a minor, Stop!
Madd takes Bounty's knife and tries to stab his eyes.
Madd- This is too much for me!
Bounty- One, thats my knife! And two, Ill pluck my eyes first!
Prisoner- Oh, Ha Ha... funny, now get me out of here!
Geno- First, are you the powerfull cleric?
Prisoner- Ummm, cleric?... Oh yeah, i mean, of course im a cleric. Now get me out!
Geno- Second- WHY THE HELL ARE YOU NAKED?!?!?!
Prisoner- Feel free to give me some clothe and ill tell anything.
The party freed the prisoner and gave him one of Geno's old robes.
Prisoner- Oh, this is comphy.
Geno- Yeah, keep it...
Al- Wow, youre getting a warmer heart?
Geno- ... not really, I just dont want to see that thing ever, even if it costs me one of my robes.
Al- Whatever, what is yor name prisoner?
Draco- Im the Great Dragon disciple DRACO!
Xander-... so he's not a cleric?
Draco- Ehh, oops...
Al- What happened to the cleric?!
Draco- Oh, you mean the healer that was decapitated yesterday?
Narf- ... great, this plot is getting better and better... I mean, how can we get this luck?! REALLY!
Bounty- Hmmm, well, the cloack fits you.
Draco- Thank you.
Madd- Ok, im lost... Dragon disciple?
Draco- Yes, I am a half dragon sorceror. Pleased to meet you.
Madd- Oh... so were you related to a small dragon near here? Cause if you were... It was Rune's fault!
Draco- Who's Rune?
Al- Our dead friend. We wanted to get the cleric so he could ressurect him.
Draco- Hmm, well, take me the hell out of here and I may be able to help you.
Geno- Wait a minute. I still dont know you well enough to let out of my sight. Why were you here and what happened in the town.
Draco- Hmm, ok. I was drinking, minding my buisness, then some townsfolk were talking about me. They started to accuse me of the problems
they had about some possesed people. I was going to insult him, but then I remembered my draconic blood and thought "What wold a Dragon do?"
So I setted him on fire and tried to eat him.
Madd-... ok. You a cannibal?
Draco- Nah, I just forgot I wasnt as big as a dragon so I retired from the inn, but the guards got me... after some of them got seriously
burned.
Geno- Nice story... I guess we can let you go since you seem kinda honest.
Bounty- You call that kinda?
Al- Well, it sounds like youre with luck. Lets get out of this place.
The party went up the stairs to the barracks main floor.
Bounty- Hey, theres an ale in the table! Lets stay here for a while.
Madd- It is getting kinda dark.
Al- Ok, ok. We'll sleep here tonight.
draco- Umm, Al, is it?
Al- Almuric, but Al's ok, since everyone just started to call me that for no reason.
Madd- Ah, cmon, do you want our writer to get tired just typing your long-ass name?
Al-... Almuric isnt even long.
Madd- .... hey, dont accuse me. Talk to the person controling me.
Al- Madd... shut up and keep in character.
Madd- That wold be my Q to drink. Hoya!
Draco- Well, I see that you look like adventurers.
Xander- Yes we are.
Draco- Good, cause I want to join you.
Geno- And why do you want to join our group of coons?
Draco- I was looking for normal nesting place for dragons, but since you killed it, and I should kill you all, Im left alone with nothing to
do.
Geno- ... you call that an excuse to join us?
Draco- Ummm, yeah?
Al- ... welcome to the group.
Draco- Awesome! Well, since were partners I guess I should give you this.
Draco hands to Al a powerfull scrool.
Al- Hey, wats this?
Draco- The cleric was a cell-mate. He gave me this scrool to bring him back if I was freed. Obviously I cant use it since I dont know where
he was killed.
Al- Ok... ehh, how does it work?
Draco- ... havent I given enough info?
Al- So, you dont have a clue?
Draco- Right.
Narf- Give me that.
Narf starts to read the scrool.
Narf- Hmm, interesting.
Al- What?
Narf- This... well, it will bring Rune... technically.
Madd- Ok, so lets use it.
Narf- But... it wont be Rune.
Al- What do you mean?
Narf- This will bring Rune back, but a Rune from another dimension.
Xander- Woah, this went sci-fi.
Bounty- Ok, but he will be the same right?
Narf- Well, in theory, yes.
Bounty- So what? Use it.
Al- I dont know. Wont we distrupt the other dimension?
Narf- eh, I dont know. Maybe this will just copy the Rune from that plane and just paste him here.
Madd- Ah, cmon! I wanna see fireworks! Woooshhh!
Narf- I advise that we dont use this until I learn some more of it.
Al- Agreed. We dont know what it will do exactly.
Madd- Aw, no fireworks?
Geno- No, no fireworks tonight.
Madd- Aww... pretty lights...
Geno- Hey Draco, you never said what happened to the town.
Draco- Well, I dont know. When they took the cleric I tried to escape, but they knocked me unconcious till just a moment ago.
Al- Damn, you dont know anything then.
Draco- .... quick minded arent you?
Madd- You get used to it
Al- ...
Madd- I was talking of the good deeds man... shesh.
Al- Right.
Madd- Ehh, lets go to sleep.
Xander- Ehhhh...
Bounty- What the hell is whrong with you?
Xander- My love is lost! But I still know shes alive somewhere! Just wait for your knight in shining armor to rescue you!
Madd- Your armor is not even shiny.
Xander-Ehh, Minor detail. Its just a simbolic thing anyway.
Bounty-... I need something stronger.
The party went to sleep till the next morning.
Draco- Yawn... oh man.
Al- Ahhh, im getting too old...
Narf- AAaaaaAAAAaaaAAAHHHH!!!
Geno- Ahh! Why the hell you screaming for?! Youre gonna give me a heart attack or something!
Narf- The scrool! Its gone!
Al- WHat?! Hey, wheres Madd and Bounty!
Xander- Ehh. Why is everyone screaming?
Geno- I guess they want to see fireworks now.
Al- Ack! Find them!
As the party went outside, they saw Madd and Bounty reading the scrool. As Al went screaming "Noooooo" in a very holywood style way, Bounty
figured out how to use it and casted it. At first nothing happened, all wind stopped. Then a cycle of wind was created in front of Bounty.
The cycle of wind grew larger and more powerfull. As the party embraced themselves so they woldnt go flying around, a light came from the
middle of the little tornadoe. It looked majestic, with all the colors the eye could see. It emmited a melody so sweet, it rivaled those of
the Elves. Then, inmediattely, the light turned off and everything calmed. The Wind dissapeared.
Madd-... Now those are fireworks!
Al- You moron!
Narf- Ummm, nothing happened?
Bounty- Did I do it right?
Geno- Guess not.
Xander- Oh, so the scrool was waisted?
Draco-... is this normal?
Al- Ehh, trust me, it is.
Then they felt a force near. A magical door appeared just over them. Then five people fell from the rift. They all landed on top if the
party. The door sealed inmediately.
Al- Ahhh. what is this?
Draco- My back...
Paladin- Ahh, I landed in something soft.
Sammer- You landed on me, you stupid orc!
Paladin- Hey!... thats Mr. Half-Orc to you! Weak human.
Sarah- Ahhh, anyone seen my guitar?
Xander- You mean the one that landed on my face?
Sarah- Oh, thanks man.
Xander- No... problem...
Ithron- Well, at least were alive after the stunt Rune gave us.
Rune- Hey! It wasnt my fault those guards saw me!
Ithron- If someone cried out for help while you beated them senselessly... trust me, guards hear it.
Rune-... ok, so what? We didnt got caught right?
Al- !
Narf- Rune?
Rune- Aye?
Everyone got up.
Al- He looks just like him!
Rune- ?
Paladin- I dont get it?
Sarah- Rune, do you know them?
Rune- hmm, Have I ever beatened you senslessly while you yelled for help?
Ithron-... great.
Rune- What? I cant remember everyone.
Sammer- Well, luckily you remember us right?
Rune- And you should feel honored. You guys are the only ones I woldnt forget... for like a month anyway.
Al- Im sorry, is your Rune... normal?
Sarah- Nothing he does is normal.
Rune- Hey!
Xander- Our Rune is back!
Rune- Im someone's Rune?
Al- Well, we got alot to talk about. Grab some drinks cause theres alot of explination to do.
Sammer- Why the hell do we got to explain ourselves for?
Al- So the readers dont get lost.
Paladin- ... im being watched?... EEK!
Sarah- Readers? Where are we?
Geno- You just joined the 3rd circle of hell.
Paladin- Oh god! We just died! We died!!!
Ithron- Shut up! No ones dead! He's just being sarcastic.
Madd- Well... maybe.
Paladin- Ahhh!
Rune- Calm down Paladin!
Al- So... hes a paladin?
Rune- Well, they just named him like that... hes really just a Half-Orc Druid.
Paladin- And a good one I might add.
Sammer- Yeah, you just cant speak with any animal you encounter.
Paladin- I can so! I... just cant figure out what are they're saying...
Rune-... Well, at least we look safe. Lets rest here mates.
Bounty- I still cant believe youre alive!
Rune- Umm, am I in the twilight zone?
Geno- It woldnt surprise me to know.
Al- Actually youre in another plane. The Rune from this place died. We were trying to get him back, but we obviously ran on bad luck...
Al looks at Madd and Bounty
Madd- We just wanted some fun.
Bounty- Technically I maded it work in the nick of time!
Al- In time for me to hit you with my hammer!
Bounty- Ack!
Madd- Ah, cmon Al. We all know that you cant hit an innocent person. Youre too Lawfull for that. So just calm down monkie.
Al- grr....!!!
Almuric repeatedly hits Madd with the Hammer. BAM BAM WHAM WHAM WHAM BAM WHABAM. Madd was flattened to the floor.
Madd- Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow... ow!
Al- I told you.
Bounty- You should have takened a fighter's life man.
Al- hmm... I think you might be right.
Story by - WNxRune
While the party walked back to Astral City...
Madd- Damn... just damn.
Bounty- ... This cant be his end? ... right?
Geno- Well, he did bothered us... but we now miss his anoyance... great.
Al- Who said this is his end?
Madd- ? You know something we dont?
Narf- I wold ressurect him, but he's beyond my powers to bring back. We need someone that can bring back his soul from the other side. You
know a powerfull cleric?
Al- While I was playing Pocker with the guards, they told me of a really powerfull Cleric right in Astral City. He can bring people back no
matter what.
Xander- Great! We can bring Rune back!
Al- Well, there is one... little... tiny... problem...
Bounty-...do tell please.
Al- Oh, its nothing, just something he did.
Bounty-... Like?
Al- Its nothing....
Narf- Why do I get the feeling we dont want to meet this cleric?
Al- ...Maybe cause hes clinically insane?
Xander- What?!
Geno- Ooooohh... thats great!
Madd- And he's suppose to help us?
Bounty- ... im gonna regret this...
Al- DOnt worry... we'll get the old Runey back... well, not exactly.
Bounty- ... why do I feel youre giving us info on a Need-to-know basis?
Al-... ehhh, youll see.
Later that day, a person appeared on the road.
Stranger- Oh, hello there.
Al- Hello good man. Who are you?
Draekan- My name is Draekan. I was just..
Suddenly, Draekan's head blew up, then his corpse went up in flames.
Al-...
Xander-... now thats wacked.
Madd- This story is getting weird!
Geno- ... obvious, spontaneous human combustion.
Madd- Obvious? The dude's head just blew up! Thats not human combustion!
Geno- Ehh, migraine?
Al-... ok, this is getting weird, lets continue.
After 2 days walking.
Madd- ... are we there yet?
Al- For the last time! NO!
Madd-... I thought you paladins develop alot of patience?
Al- ?
Bounty- ummm, thats a monk man...
Madd- Oh... well same damn thing. Al does look like a monk.
Al- I dont look like a monk.
Xander- Well, he does has that look...
Al- What?
Geno- hmmm, I see...
Bounty- he does seem like a monk though...
Al- ... curse my righteous ways... I HATE MONKS!
Madd- Why? They are kinda cool.
Bounty- Yeah.
Al- Im not a monk and thats final.
Madd- Ok... monk hater...
Al- Ahh, could we get back to "Are we there yet?"
Madd- ... Are we there yet monkie?
Al hammers Madd in the head. Madd fell uncontious.
Al- He shouldnt have called me that...
Bounty- Hey man, I thought you were a paladin?
Al- SO?!
Bounty- Blehhh ehhh, no matter...
Xander picks up Madd.
Xander- Well, at least our trip will be silent now.
Bounty- Think again!
Al- WHAT?!
Bounty- nothing... damn...
Geno- Heh, hes keeping you on a leash.
Bounty- Shut up, you David Blaine freak.
Geno- Dont compare me to that butt-hole
Xander- Hey, I like his magic tricks.
Geno- I dont, dick-head.
Xander- Hey, dont call me a dick-head, c**k-sucker!
Geno- Dont call em a c**k-sucker, you pig-f**king son of a bitch!
Al- Wooaah! Kids see this story damnit! Keep in the story line!
Geno- F**k you!
After alot of editing thanks to the Censorship Laws.
Al- Ok, so were calmed right?
Geno- yeah, yeah.
Xander- lets just continue with the story.
Narf-... aww, I really enjoyed that! Specially the name Geno called Xander! Bahaha!
Xander- You wold since you just sat there looking at us.
Narf- Correction, I was sitting while drinking one of Madd's ale's
Madd- Hey, I had those reserved you...
Al looks at Madd.
Madd- ... you very, very, bad person.
Al- Good.
Geno- This story is getting weird.
Then our party of... wold-be (kinda) fellow adventurers returned to Astral City.
Geno- Ok Al, were here. Now what?
Al- To the dungeons.
Madd-... why, oh why is he in there?
Al- Well, I told you he is a Cleric right?
Madd- Ya?
Al- He... accidentally... whithout intention... blew up one of his patients.
Bounty- Oh, now thats a great cleric!
Narf- Do you really want us to trust someone who kills his patients?!
Bounty- Well, he cant kill Rune cause he's already dead right? Whats the worse he could do?
Xander- Out of all the things ive seen this week, I really dont want to know.
The party was heading to the dungeons, until they noticed no one was in the town.
Madd- Wow, its really quiet today.
Al- A little, too quiet.
Geno- I feel no magical presence here... not even Exec's magic.
Narf- I dont feel any life in this place at all.
Bounty- I cant smell drinks! OH GOD what happened to the tavern!!!
Madd- Here, have one drink before you collapse.
Bounty- Oh, thanks... ahhh, there is life beyond the void.
Al- Lets head to the town center. Something is terribly wrong.
They headed to the town hall, but they stopped just in front of it.
Al- Strange. There isnt a sign of battle here, but theres no one, just like Wood Pass...
Geno- Lets head in. I highly doubt anything could have takened out that gnome Exec without leaving a sign.
The party headed in, just to find... nothing again.
Madd- Umm, should we separate to find something?
Al- No, whatever scared these people away might still be here.
As the party began to look for anything in particular.
Narf- Hey Al, do you think that kid came here?
Al- ... I dont know... lets hope not.
Geno- hmm, We should look for the cleric. If he was still in the dungeon when all the townsfolk left, he might still be there.
Al- Right, good idea. Lets go to the dungeon.
The party left the Town Hall and headed to the barracks. As they decended into the dungeons, they heard a voice.
Voice- Woohooooo, kinky...
Al-?
Narf- Please, oh gods, please dont be what I think...
Bounty- ummm, well at least theres someone in here, right?
As the party got closer, they saw a person in a cell. He was... umm... playing?
Prisoner- WOOOO! Woah! Who are you?
Al- Oh gods!
Bounty- ACK! My eyes!!!
Xander- This image will haunt my dreams forever...
Prisoner- Oh! You came to rescue me?
The prisoner stands up... without clothes.
Geno- For the sake of everything holy, sit back down!
Madd- AHHHHH! Im a minor, Stop!
Madd takes Bounty's knife and tries to stab his eyes.
Madd- This is too much for me!
Bounty- One, thats my knife! And two, Ill pluck my eyes first!
Prisoner- Oh, Ha Ha... funny, now get me out of here!
Geno- First, are you the powerfull cleric?
Prisoner- Ummm, cleric?... Oh yeah, i mean, of course im a cleric. Now get me out!
Geno- Second- WHY THE HELL ARE YOU NAKED?!?!?!
Prisoner- Feel free to give me some clothe and ill tell anything.
The party freed the prisoner and gave him one of Geno's old robes.
Prisoner- Oh, this is comphy.
Geno- Yeah, keep it...
Al- Wow, youre getting a warmer heart?
Geno- ... not really, I just dont want to see that thing ever, even if it costs me one of my robes.
Al- Whatever, what is yor name prisoner?
Draco- Im the Great Dragon disciple DRACO!
Xander-... so he's not a cleric?
Draco- Ehh, oops...
Al- What happened to the cleric?!
Draco- Oh, you mean the healer that was decapitated yesterday?
Narf- ... great, this plot is getting better and better... I mean, how can we get this luck?! REALLY!
Bounty- Hmmm, well, the cloack fits you.
Draco- Thank you.
Madd- Ok, im lost... Dragon disciple?
Draco- Yes, I am a half dragon sorceror. Pleased to meet you.
Madd- Oh... so were you related to a small dragon near here? Cause if you were... It was Rune's fault!
Draco- Who's Rune?
Al- Our dead friend. We wanted to get the cleric so he could ressurect him.
Draco- Hmm, well, take me the hell out of here and I may be able to help you.
Geno- Wait a minute. I still dont know you well enough to let out of my sight. Why were you here and what happened in the town.
Draco- Hmm, ok. I was drinking, minding my buisness, then some townsfolk were talking about me. They started to accuse me of the problems
they had about some possesed people. I was going to insult him, but then I remembered my draconic blood and thought "What wold a Dragon do?"
So I setted him on fire and tried to eat him.
Madd-... ok. You a cannibal?
Draco- Nah, I just forgot I wasnt as big as a dragon so I retired from the inn, but the guards got me... after some of them got seriously
burned.
Geno- Nice story... I guess we can let you go since you seem kinda honest.
Bounty- You call that kinda?
Al- Well, it sounds like youre with luck. Lets get out of this place.
The party went up the stairs to the barracks main floor.
Bounty- Hey, theres an ale in the table! Lets stay here for a while.
Madd- It is getting kinda dark.
Al- Ok, ok. We'll sleep here tonight.
draco- Umm, Al, is it?
Al- Almuric, but Al's ok, since everyone just started to call me that for no reason.
Madd- Ah, cmon, do you want our writer to get tired just typing your long-ass name?
Al-... Almuric isnt even long.
Madd- .... hey, dont accuse me. Talk to the person controling me.
Al- Madd... shut up and keep in character.
Madd- That wold be my Q to drink. Hoya!
Draco- Well, I see that you look like adventurers.
Xander- Yes we are.
Draco- Good, cause I want to join you.
Geno- And why do you want to join our group of coons?
Draco- I was looking for normal nesting place for dragons, but since you killed it, and I should kill you all, Im left alone with nothing to
do.
Geno- ... you call that an excuse to join us?
Draco- Ummm, yeah?
Al- ... welcome to the group.
Draco- Awesome! Well, since were partners I guess I should give you this.
Draco hands to Al a powerfull scrool.
Al- Hey, wats this?
Draco- The cleric was a cell-mate. He gave me this scrool to bring him back if I was freed. Obviously I cant use it since I dont know where
he was killed.
Al- Ok... ehh, how does it work?
Draco- ... havent I given enough info?
Al- So, you dont have a clue?
Draco- Right.
Narf- Give me that.
Narf starts to read the scrool.
Narf- Hmm, interesting.
Al- What?
Narf- This... well, it will bring Rune... technically.
Madd- Ok, so lets use it.
Narf- But... it wont be Rune.
Al- What do you mean?
Narf- This will bring Rune back, but a Rune from another dimension.
Xander- Woah, this went sci-fi.
Bounty- Ok, but he will be the same right?
Narf- Well, in theory, yes.
Bounty- So what? Use it.
Al- I dont know. Wont we distrupt the other dimension?
Narf- eh, I dont know. Maybe this will just copy the Rune from that plane and just paste him here.
Madd- Ah, cmon! I wanna see fireworks! Woooshhh!
Narf- I advise that we dont use this until I learn some more of it.
Al- Agreed. We dont know what it will do exactly.
Madd- Aw, no fireworks?
Geno- No, no fireworks tonight.
Madd- Aww... pretty lights...
Geno- Hey Draco, you never said what happened to the town.
Draco- Well, I dont know. When they took the cleric I tried to escape, but they knocked me unconcious till just a moment ago.
Al- Damn, you dont know anything then.
Draco- .... quick minded arent you?
Madd- You get used to it
Al- ...
Madd- I was talking of the good deeds man... shesh.
Al- Right.
Madd- Ehh, lets go to sleep.
Xander- Ehhhh...
Bounty- What the hell is whrong with you?
Xander- My love is lost! But I still know shes alive somewhere! Just wait for your knight in shining armor to rescue you!
Madd- Your armor is not even shiny.
Xander-Ehh, Minor detail. Its just a simbolic thing anyway.
Bounty-... I need something stronger.
The party went to sleep till the next morning.
Draco- Yawn... oh man.
Al- Ahhh, im getting too old...
Narf- AAaaaaAAAAaaaAAAHHHH!!!
Geno- Ahh! Why the hell you screaming for?! Youre gonna give me a heart attack or something!
Narf- The scrool! Its gone!
Al- WHat?! Hey, wheres Madd and Bounty!
Xander- Ehh. Why is everyone screaming?
Geno- I guess they want to see fireworks now.
Al- Ack! Find them!
As the party went outside, they saw Madd and Bounty reading the scrool. As Al went screaming "Noooooo" in a very holywood style way, Bounty
figured out how to use it and casted it. At first nothing happened, all wind stopped. Then a cycle of wind was created in front of Bounty.
The cycle of wind grew larger and more powerfull. As the party embraced themselves so they woldnt go flying around, a light came from the
middle of the little tornadoe. It looked majestic, with all the colors the eye could see. It emmited a melody so sweet, it rivaled those of
the Elves. Then, inmediattely, the light turned off and everything calmed. The Wind dissapeared.
Madd-... Now those are fireworks!
Al- You moron!
Narf- Ummm, nothing happened?
Bounty- Did I do it right?
Geno- Guess not.
Xander- Oh, so the scrool was waisted?
Draco-... is this normal?
Al- Ehh, trust me, it is.
Then they felt a force near. A magical door appeared just over them. Then five people fell from the rift. They all landed on top if the
party. The door sealed inmediately.
Al- Ahhh. what is this?
Draco- My back...
Paladin- Ahh, I landed in something soft.
Sammer- You landed on me, you stupid orc!
Paladin- Hey!... thats Mr. Half-Orc to you! Weak human.
Sarah- Ahhh, anyone seen my guitar?
Xander- You mean the one that landed on my face?
Sarah- Oh, thanks man.
Xander- No... problem...
Ithron- Well, at least were alive after the stunt Rune gave us.
Rune- Hey! It wasnt my fault those guards saw me!
Ithron- If someone cried out for help while you beated them senselessly... trust me, guards hear it.
Rune-... ok, so what? We didnt got caught right?
Al- !
Narf- Rune?
Rune- Aye?
Everyone got up.
Al- He looks just like him!
Rune- ?
Paladin- I dont get it?
Sarah- Rune, do you know them?
Rune- hmm, Have I ever beatened you senslessly while you yelled for help?
Ithron-... great.
Rune- What? I cant remember everyone.
Sammer- Well, luckily you remember us right?
Rune- And you should feel honored. You guys are the only ones I woldnt forget... for like a month anyway.
Al- Im sorry, is your Rune... normal?
Sarah- Nothing he does is normal.
Rune- Hey!
Xander- Our Rune is back!
Rune- Im someone's Rune?
Al- Well, we got alot to talk about. Grab some drinks cause theres alot of explination to do.
Sammer- Why the hell do we got to explain ourselves for?
Al- So the readers dont get lost.
Paladin- ... im being watched?... EEK!
Sarah- Readers? Where are we?
Geno- You just joined the 3rd circle of hell.
Paladin- Oh god! We just died! We died!!!
Ithron- Shut up! No ones dead! He's just being sarcastic.
Madd- Well... maybe.
Paladin- Ahhh!
Rune- Calm down Paladin!
Al- So... hes a paladin?
Rune- Well, they just named him like that... hes really just a Half-Orc Druid.
Paladin- And a good one I might add.
Sammer- Yeah, you just cant speak with any animal you encounter.
Paladin- I can so! I... just cant figure out what are they're saying...
Rune-... Well, at least we look safe. Lets rest here mates.
Bounty- I still cant believe youre alive!
Rune- Umm, am I in the twilight zone?
Geno- It woldnt surprise me to know.
Al- Actually youre in another plane. The Rune from this place died. We were trying to get him back, but we obviously ran on bad luck...
Al looks at Madd and Bounty
Madd- We just wanted some fun.
Bounty- Technically I maded it work in the nick of time!
Al- In time for me to hit you with my hammer!
Bounty- Ack!
Madd- Ah, cmon Al. We all know that you cant hit an innocent person. Youre too Lawfull for that. So just calm down monkie.
Al- grr....!!!
Almuric repeatedly hits Madd with the Hammer. BAM BAM WHAM WHAM WHAM BAM WHABAM. Madd was flattened to the floor.
Madd- Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow... ow!
Al- I told you.
Bounty- You should have takened a fighter's life man.
Al- hmm... I think you might be right.
Story by - WNxRune