Throw a random object at the next poster!

[Protoss119]

~confused, zerg-rushes self~

~blood from big hive explosion in base spills on next poster~

[JYAP]

Ick. Dreadlord,cleanup on isle 5.
(a Demon Hunter Mana Burns the next poster)

[Halfwingseen]

*morph s into the battle golem form my rpg ) ( with at lvl 1 163 hp and 15 mana )*
then Used split self on next poster ( cuts health in half but makes a copy of the unit )

[Protoss119]

~places HK-47 in place of himself, who gets sliced~

HK-47: Denotion of Pain: Ow!

~A double of HK-47 appears~

Both HK-47s: Battlecry: DIE!

~One HK-47 fires at Halfwing, the other one fires at the next poster~

HK-47 1: Query: Which game am I from? KOTOR I or KOTOR II?

HK-47 2: Annoyed Answer: I don't know, phool! That's for JYAP of Halfwing to figure out!

[Felonious Monk]

*dodges attack with Force speed*
*shorts out droid with EMP grenade*
*fires Solar Scorcher at next poster, then reloads as a free action*

[JYAP]

AHHHHHHH!!!
(5 minutes later)
Did you order the original recipe or extra crispy?
(disintergrates)
(reintergrates)
(casts Fire-4 on the next poster set to Volcanic for 7 seconds)
(they'll be dead for the last 6)

[Protoss119]

HK-47 1: Brother!

~Both are disintegrated~

~throws Corsair at next poster~

Corsair: It is a good day to die- ~hits next poster~

[Felonious Monk]

*is hit by Corsair*

GAH! Medic!

*is healed by medic*

Thanks, Sweet-can. Now how about getting back in the kitchen and making me a sammich?

*is roundhouse kicked by medic into next poster*

[JYAP]

(hit by Monkey)
(is sprawled over on the ground)
(teleports into his Red Scout)
(shoots Scout missiles at next poster)

[Protoss119]

~teleports into Blue Arbiter~

~recalls Probe who warps in a Shield Generator, recharging shields at a fast rate~

~casts Stasis Field on next poster~

We have a new enemy, this time on B.net, by the name of EagleHog. He for some reason thinks I'm a jerk and banned me, then wouldn't let me whisper him when I wanted to ask why. He, like Drow Dumbass and Cara Colds before him, is now a noob.

[JYAP]

(is stuck in time)
(except doing so tore a hole in the space-time continuum behind the next poster,sucking him into a black hole)

[Protoss119]

OH GOD NO-

~flies into the black hole~

~finds a bunch of stuff from the past that has been sucked into black holes, uses those to enhance his Blue Arbiter~

~comes out magically, fires 1337-charged Phase Disruptor Cannon at next poster~

[Felonious Monk]

*is disrupted*
*sets phasors on 'frag' and vaporizes the next poster*

[JYAP]

JYAP: Immune to Instant Death.
(casts Death XVI on the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~Blue Arbiter is hit and takes 1dPie damage, losing all of its new equipment~

~drops an 1337 Tassadar on the next poster~

[JYAP]

Hell no!
(forces Tassadar to fuse with a regular Templar,EMP shockwaves him,then flicks him,killing him)
(throws a rabid zergling at next poster)

[Halfwingseen]

~places HK-47 in place of himself, who gets sliced~

HK-47: Denotion of Pain: Ow!

~A double of HK-47 appears~

Both HK-47s: Battlecry: DIE!

~One HK-47 fires at Halfwing, the other one fires at the next poster~

HK-47 1: Query: Which game am I from? KOTOR I or KOTOR II?

HK-47 2: Annoyed Answer: I don't know, phool! That's for JYAP of Halfwing to figure out!
Pretty sure its KOTOR II cause i have it for Xbox and vauguely rememeber a crash in the polar regiions and fighting a ton of em

[JYAP]

Halfwing you twit! You're supposed to throw something!
(zergling rips him to shreds)
(a Valkyrie fires on the next poster)

[Felonious Monk]

*is on the ground*
*shoots optical flare at the next poster*

[JYAP]

OH GOD MY EYES IT BURNS!
Wait. I don't have eyes.
(makes Juggernaut attack the next poster)

[Felonious Monk]

*casts Flee the Scene*
*throws Celine Dion CD at the next poster*

[JYAP]

(cleaves it in twain with halberd)
(throws that at next poster)

[Protoss119]

~Mob of Guardians pummel the halberd and the next poster~

Yes, Halfwing, it's KOTOR II. HK-47 is cool :D

[JYAP]

(suddenly grows arms Grievous style)
(except he grows 8 more arms)
(whips out 10 sabers,each a different color,and dices every Guardian attacking)
(Force Storms next poster)

[Protoss119]

~throws a Duracell battery at the Force Storm, making it a high-powered grenade-type thing~

~throws at next poster~

[JYAP]

(ducks,letting it hit the sap behind him)
(creates a golem made of Magic Missiles to attack the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~uses Abjuro-Rogue as a human shield who casts, well, shield~

~Magic Missile Golem dissipates~

~throws Abjuro-Rogue at next poster~

[JYAP]

(stabs rogue through head with psi-blade)
(throws Sonic at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~throws his arch-nemesis Mario at Sonic~

~avoids battle by flying out with Blue Arbiter who fires its Phase Disruptor Cannon at next poster~

[JYAP]

(everyone knows Arbiters can't fight worth ****)
(takes 2 damage)
(a Command Center lands on next poster)

[Protoss119]

~is flying an air unit, not to mention the Blue Arbiter's Phase Cannon is rapid-firing~

~flies right by the landing CC~

~casts Stasis Field on next poster~

[Felonious Monk]

*can't do anything*

[JYAP]

(shoots the two posters above with a Vulture)
(Spider Mines next poster)

[Protoss119]

~Felonious is unaffected, placed in stasis~

~hit by Frag grenade~

Is that the best you can-

~Spider Mine'd~

OK. I didn't want to resort to this, but...

~fires BFG at next poster~

[JYAP]

I'll top that! CARBUNCLE!
(Carbuncle pops out of a hole,casts Reflect on me)
(TWANG)
(BFG flies back at Toss,which blows him backwards)
(gets 5-way and Super Shot,then gets turbo to level 3,then uses turbo on next poster)
Voice: BFG!
(takes out giant ballista,shoots about 5x5 Super Shots to my left and right,then fires a BFG blast,industrial strength)

[Felonious Monk]

*is caught in evade lock*

Phew.

*hits next poster with a pre-1.10 Buriza Guided Arrow*

[Protoss119]

I don't approve of thi- ~arrow'd~

Dude, you made me resort to another superweapon. Damn you.

~casts killer Ray of Frost on next poster, doing 40d40 cold damage~

[JYAP]

(absorbs Ray)
(grows to 10 times his size)
(crushes next poster with fist)

[Protoss119]

~gets gear out of downed Airspeeder like Luke Skywalker in The Empire Strikes Back~

~jumps out of the way of the fist, then uses Tow Cable to get somewhere near the midsection~

~ignites lightsaber, slices off JYAP's privates, causing him to explode like that AT-AT in TESB~

~throws a Video Casette of The Empire Strikes Back at next poster~

[Felonious Monk]

*watches video*

At least it wasn't Phantom Menace.

*throws Jar-Jar at the next poster*

[JYAP]

Goddamn Toss,I'm a LICH! NO ORGANS! I HAVE NO PRIVATES!(In real life,of course I do,but this is my online persona)

(whacks Jar Jar with a quarterstaff,KOing him)
(Videoman shoots entangling videos at next poster)

[Protoss119]

Kay, then I cut your bony pelvis off.

~because Jar Jar didn't die in Episode II OR III, throws a lit match at him~

~Jar Jar's flaming remains fall on the next poster~

[JYAP]

(casts Ice-4 on Jar Jar and the next poster)
(still gets hit,which triggers Counter Magic,which makes me cast another Ice-4 at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~casts Empowered Spell mantle~
~lights self on fire and runs into the next poster~

[JYAP]

(sidesteps,watching you plow down the next poster)

[Protoss119]

Oh god, here comes You!

~somehow matrix dodges You, then magically grabs You's leg and throws You at the next poster~

[JYAP]

You had to pull the You trick huh?
(yanks off arm,stabs You with pointy end)
(throws a yeti at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~tractor-beams Yeti into an Anger Management class~

Hmm. Now this Tractor Beam is just as disposable!!!

~throws Tractor Beam at next poster~

[JYAP]

(Tractor Beam hits ground and tractors next poster into a wall of spikes)

[Protoss119]

~disintegrates like Zealot~

~finds himself in a Dragoon~

~exits...but not before firing the Phase Disruptor at the next poster~

[JYAP]

(Carbuncle reflects the attack)
(Doomtrain runs over the next poster,inflicting as many status ailments as he can)

[Protoss119]

~sidesteps as the Doomtrain can't go off the track...right?~

~fires Ion Cannon at next poster~

[JYAP]

(the track appears ON you)
(and summons don't miss)
(Reflectors Ion Cannon blast,destroying Pluto's moon)
(throws a Reflector at the next poster that activates and hits the person on contact)

[Protoss119]

Gah.

~Death Star fires and destroys Reflect's very existence, afterwards firing on the next poster~

[JYAP]

(calls Golem to absorb the hit)
(then calls Leviathan to attack the next poster with a tidal wave)

[Protoss119]

~grabs boogey board, has one helluva time riding the tidal wave~

...That sucked!

~throws boogey board at next poster~

Note: Happy 2500 hits for this thread!

[JYAP]

(Pandaemona sucks it up and spits it out along with assorted rocks,trees,roots,plants,flowers,grass,and such at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~miraculously manages to get them all and plants a forest with them on the next poster~

[JYAP]

What the hell are you doing?
(whacks next poster with a shovel)

[Protoss119]

~catches shovel miraculously~

THIS!

~sprays JYAP's eye sockets & inside of mouth with whip cream a la Spaceballs, harming the dark magic that keeps him alive~

Sigh.

~somehow throws JYAP at the next poster, a la himself~

[JYAP]

(slams into a stupid undead barbarian)
You fool! Go forth and attack!
(the barbarian raises his Greataxe of bone and strikes the next poster with all his might)

[Protoss119]

~dojz lyk Goku~

~fires Translocator in between next poster's legs & telefrags next poster~

[JYAP]

(Protoss kills himself by getting skewered on my pointy bones)
(throws a chakram at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~as he is dead, chakram misses~

~revives self somehow~

~picks up Chakram, chills it to, say, -5000000 degrees Fahrenheit and throws at next poster~

[JYAP]

(absorbs frost,becoming insanely powerful)
(shoots it out in a Kamehameha-style blast at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~is not really a DBZ fan, thus blast flies through him into the next poster~

[JYAP]

(reabsorbs the blast,shoots it out again in the form of Ice-4 at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~sidesteps, creates a big batch of snow/ice on the ground~

~throws snowball at next poster~

[JYAP]

OH SH-
(snowball rolls over me and a good deal of minions)
(when he gets out,casts Fire-3 on the next poster,then shoots a napalm missile at him)

[Protoss119]

~hit by both and is but a flaming man~

~runs into next poster~

[JYAP]

(sidesteps,calls a Blastoise to hydro pump Protoss and the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~dojzlykgoku twice~

~lands a Terran Command Center on the next poster~

Where's Felonious when you need him?

Oh, that's right. On vacation.

[JYAP]

(burrows)
(the Command Center freezes)
(lifts it into air,fills it with as many SCVs as possible,throws it at next poster)

[Protoss119]

~scourges fly in at light speed to blow up the CC~

~when it's badly damaged, Queen infests it~

~this is all done before Toss is hit~

~CC becomes his & lands, dropping Infested Terrans that explode on the next poster~

[JYAP]

(counters by telling every Muslim in the world Infested Terrans are blasphemers of Allah's name)
(BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!)
(the explosion hits the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~hit by shockwave~

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

~sent hurdling into the next poster~

[JYAP]

(ducks as Protoss slams into a spike wall)
(draws a gatling,opens fire on the next poster)

[Protoss119]

Uh...your life for Aiur!

~throws a Zealot in the way~

Zealot: For Ai- OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!

~throws a brick at the next poster~

[JYAP]

(brick crashes through me,taking out a few ribs)
(responds by throwing Dustman at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~matrix-dodges while putting pie in the face of Dustman~

~throws pie'd Dustman at next poster~

[JYAP]

(looks at Stoneman)
(takes out warhammer,breaks Stoneman into pieces)
(shoves pieces into Dustman)
(has him shoot it out at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~takes out Pen, draws shield to deflect pieces~

~draws giant snowcone, throws at next poster~

[JYAP]

(eats it)
Yum!
(throws a bot at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~throws idiot at bot which gets cussed out~

~casts Undeath to Death on next poster~

[JYAP]

(one of his minions had a nifty ring with Absorb: Holy on him when he joined the army)
(seeing as he no longer needed it,I am now proof VS Holy magic and healing spells)
(as the spell Undeath to Death is clearly based off the holy element,I absorb it and regain all my health)
(throws a wall of text at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~hit by wall of text~

Hmm. Nifty.

~steals a lowercase I and makes off with a bunch of thingies at the top of a few Is~

~turns his lowercase I into a sort of gun, firing it at the next poster~

[JYAP]

(uses noob as shield)
(throws dead noob at next poster)

[Protoss119]

~throws AK-47 at the noob which fires at next poster~

[JYAP]

(bullets go through me)
He IS a noob.
(a lava spawn kills and eats him and duplicates,then fires on the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~recalled into next poster, telefrags~

[JYAP]

(Protoss punctures himself as he telefrags inside me)
(throws Protoss into a spike wall since I know he's the next poster)
(oh yeah,the spike wall will fall on whoever hits it)

[Protoss119]

~activates jumpjets on feet like The Iron Giant~

Whewt! I'm alive!

~piano falls on him~

~manages to get out alive, casts Wierd on next poster~

[JYAP]

JYAP: Immune to Instant Death(duh)
(WSE does his own version of Wail of the Banshee at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~rolls 20~
~drops a massive d20 on the next poster~

[JYAP]

(throws Red Mage at it)
(then throws Fighter at the next poster shouting "FIGHTERDOKEN!")

[Protoss119]

~holds Lightsaber in front of Fighter~

~SLICE!~

~throws Fighter guts at next poster~

[JYAP]

(Fighter is impossible to kill)
(sidesteps and lets Black Mage get hit by it,who Hadokens the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~counters with...~

SHORYUKEN!

~resulting in a sort of magic-lock thingy which the next poster gets sucked into~

[JYAP]

(Dispels it)
(throws Chuck Norris at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~quotes from The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny as he gets hit~

The angels sang
In immaculate Chorus
Down from the heavens
Descended Chuck Norris

Who delivered a kick
Which could shatter bones
Into the Crotch
Of Indiana Jones

And he fell on the ground
Writing in pain
As Batman changed back
Into Bruce Wane

But Chuck saw through
His clever disguise
And crushed Batman's head
In between his thighs

Then Gandalf the Gray
& Saruman the White
& Monty Python & the Holy Grail's Black Knight
& Benito Mussolini
& The Blue Meanie
& Cowboy Curtis
& Jambi the Genie
Robocop
Terminator
Captain Kirk
Darth Vader
Lo Pan
Superman
Every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston & Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock & Hulk Hogan

All came out of nowhere lightning fast
& they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass...

~quotes end here~

~said group of heroes/villans attack next poster~

[JYAP]

Bring it.
(Matrix battle music starts up)
(backflips while flinging Ice-4 at one batch,creates a glacier to slam into another,makes a pair of guns made of ice that shoot ice bolts and fires upon another...)
(one awesome ice-based fight scene later,I throw a set of sword-chucks at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~matrix dodges, more quotes from Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny~

The fighting lasted for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw the better
& it was Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater

~Mr. Rogers attacks next poster with Longsword +3.14~

[JYAP]

(sword slices air as his slash goes in between bones)
(rips out poor Rogers' heart out)
(throws it at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

Mr. Rogers: Oh, won't you be...my neigh- ARGH!

~takes heart, inserts it back into Mr. Rogers who makes the next poster his neighbor~

[JYAP]

(the closest livable spot near my lair is 90 miles away)
(so much for that)
(undead horde swarms next poster)

[Protoss119]

~presses the ~ key~

setCHA 500

~turns undead~

~puts a mass damage 2da in the override folder & socks next poster~

Now all attacks do a helluva bunch of damage like in all the Uber PVP modules.

[JYAP]

(except Toss's AB still sucks)
(throws a demonic vacumn cleaner at the next poster)
(don't ask)

[Protoss119]

~rolls 20 while attempting to punch demonic vacuum cleaner~
~blows it up~
~shrapnel hits next poster~

[JYAP]

(shrapnel goes through me)
(throws one of them Google Spiders onto the face of the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~attempts to catch it but ends up blowing it up anyway since he now does like 1000+ per hit~

~adds Bad Strreff AB & hits next poster~

[JYAP]

(Toss rolls 1,hits himself and kills himself)
(throws his corpse at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~catches himself~

Hey wait. How is that possible?

~causes tear in time-space continuum inside next poster~

[JYAP]

(is caught in tear)
(except nothing happens)
Well nuts.
(throws a box of Chicken McNuggets at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

GAH! MCDONALDS! THE UNHOLINESS!

~melts all over next poster~

[JYAP]

Eww. The stain of Toss will never wash out.
(throws a washing machine at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~unmelts~

Phew! Being a stain on JYAP isn't the most pleasant experience.

~hit by washing machine~

...Look at the pretty stars...

~casts Plague like Zerg Defiler on next poster~

[JYAP]

(makes a zergling death noise as he falls apart to avoid damage)
(reassembles after the spell is over,Psi Storms next poster)

[Protoss119]

~puts on Darth Nihilus mask, sparks stop in their tracks~

He went that way!

~psi-storm sparks reappear on next poster~

[JYAP]

(has his Espeon that he randomly captured deflect the Psi Storm)
Espeon used Psychic!
(next poster is hit with Psychic)

[Protoss119]

~is turned inside out~

Fworp!

~disturbing image of inside-out Zerg kills/undeaths-to-deaths next poster~

[JYAP]

(makes saving throw)
(a BLUE dot appears on the next poster)
(which could be anything)

[Protoss119]

~...maybe even a nuke~

~BOOM~

~is all glowy again~

~Y-wing bombs next poster~

[JYAP]

(grabs a bomb in midair and throws that at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~Terran Science Vessel flies over it~

Science Vessel Guy: E=Mc...oh, lemme get my notepad...

~The science vessel is hit with a bomb~

Science Vessel Guy: I think we might have a gas leak!

~Science Vessel blows up~

~throws the notepad Science Vessel Guy was looking for at next poster~

[JYAP]

(ducks and lets a Lurker shoot it)
(Lurker shoots the next poster)

I reinstalled SC. Same name,just without the @USEast attachment. Scarily I like those maps better than the WC ones. Their simplicity makes it fun.

[Protoss119]

~Subterrainean spines hit him in the privates~

W0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000 ~looks at watch to see what time it is~ 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~head asplodes, shrapnel scrapes next poster's bones~

[JYAP]

You scraped my bones. Ow.
(a sieged siege tank of much sieging falls on the next poster while yelling JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

[Protoss119]

Oh crap yo!

~teleports Sieged Siege Tank of Much Sieging into the parking lot of Busch Gardens at 12:00~

~sadly enough, the crew becomes homeless~

Wait. What have I done?!

~teleports into Busch Gardens parking lot, slices Sieged Siege Tank of Much Sieging into little tiny pieces with Lightsaber~

~begins throwing the pieces at next poster~

[JYAP]

(which are shot back by a elite ghost)
(ghost lockdowns next poster)

If we had the Terrans in real life,the war on terror would end fast. Discluding the fact that if we had Terrans we'd have Zerg and Protoss too. ZERG RUSH OMG

Oh yeah. I Zerg Rushed my friend in Starcraft. ^_^

[Protoss119]

Lawl. Cool.

~Is organic & thus immune to Lockdown~

~gets Lockdown'd anyway~

~this defies the laws of Starcraft & causes a black hole to erupt in the next poster~

[JYAP]

(is swallowed by the black hole)
(appears in Antarctica)
(makes new base there,giving all skeletons immunity to ice)
(sends Protoss a thank you note,which has the arm of the next poster in it)

[Halfwingseen]

*one armed* SC sucks completely
*makes the next poster question his sexuality when a large model of a man/woman is thrown at them*

[Protoss119]

~uses Force Push, making the model fly at the next poster~

[JYAP]

(simply revives the person as one of his minions)
Easy.
(throws explosive ninja cookies at next poster)

[Protoss119]

~holds cookie jar in front of explosive ninja cookies~

...Wait a minute-

BLAM

~is sent hurdling into next poster~

[JYAP]

(hit,slams into next poster)

[Protoss119]

~suffers several cuts caused by bones~

~in pain, blindly throws a giant mallet at next poster~

[JYAP]

(bones fly into next poster from being smashed by the mallet)

[Protoss119]

~hit by one~

OW!

~throws lightsaber at next poster~

[JYAP]

(catches it,goes all Jedi on the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~goes all Sith on JYAP~

~the next poster gets caught in the ensuing battle & gets his/her/its head sliced off~

[JYAP]

(head detaches to avoid blow)
(Force Pushes next poster into a Phazon pit)

[Protoss119]

~mutates from Phazon~

~becomes an Elite Pirate, blasts next poster with plasma cannon~

[JYAP]

But you're a lurker.
(matrix wall-jumps over cannon while firing twin Uzis at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!

Elite Lurker, then.

~dual-wields a magnum & a blaster pistol, fires both rapidly at next poster~

[JYAP]

(had an Overshield on)
(takes the puny hits,fires dual Needlers non-stop at next poster)

[Protoss119]

~gets in Shade turret, hits the Needlers~

~uses Newb Combo (Charged Plasma Pistol + Battle Rifle) on next poster~

[JYAP]

(counters with a jumping melee hit with the Brute Shot on the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~pulls out Energy Sword~

~you know what happens~

~sticks a plasma grenade on the next poster~

[JYAP]

(runs into next poster in a suicide attempt)

[Protoss119]

~uses force push on JYAP, making him fly and go boom into next poster~

[JYAP]

(Force Pushes in opposite direction,letting him explode on the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~gets a Banshee and evades, ends up flying into next poster~

[JYAP]

(is hit,explodes)
(skull knocks out next poster)

[Protoss119]

~catches skull~

Oooh, purdy.

~JYAP's skull bites him~

AIE! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

~runs into next poster~

[JYAP]

(is knocked down,grabs his skull back)
(the next poster is recalled to Aldaris' location .01 seconds before the lurkers shoot him)

[Protoss119]

~telefrags Aldaris~

~respawns & telefrags next poster~

[JYAP]

(we've been over this before)
(an Archon shoots the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~this time he has DR +1138 (Soak 123456789 damage)~

~hits the Archon with an EMP Shockwave~

~gets a Dragoon to fire at it~

~big explosion hits next poster~

[JYAP]

(three things I'm weak against: fire,blunt weapons,and explosions)
(bones fly everywhere)
(reassembles on the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~Turns undead, causing the bones to fly at the next poster~

[JYAP]

(reassimilates bones)
(throws ton of homework at next poster)

School's in for me,and the schedule I have is unbearable. I'll be home for like 3-4 hours and out somewhere the next. And Pokemon XD is eating up my time.

Espeon with Macho Band FTW.

[Protoss119]

Damn. You'll make it, though, I'm sure. I've only a few days before...~shudder~...school...starts for me.

~throws a match at the homework before it can reach his desk~

~gives the next poster too much free time, causing him to be literally bored to death~

...

~as in, he's gonna REALLY die of boredom~

[JYAP]

I'm already dead.
(uses free time anyways)
(rejoices)
(Psion and Rotat(My Espeon and Baltoy)use Confusion and Psybeam respectively on the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~throws grunt in the way FOR THE HORDE~

~another grunt falls FOR THE HORDE on the next poster~

[JYAP]

(which is attacked by Shred,my Carvanha,who lives up to his nickname by ripping him apart)
(he then Water Pulses the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~throws a Stun Gun at the resulting streak of water~

~a Zeji Orca (Flying, detecting Reaver-type thing) pounds the next poster with scarabs~

[JYAP]

(bones fly into the Zeji Orca after a scarab hits me,gunning it down instantly)
(a Sneasel uses Beat Up on the next poster,causing all of my Pokemon to attack him)
(and that's alot of Pokemon)

[Protoss119]

~except there's a face-down Cyber Jar that gets hit~

~all the Poke'mon's heads asplode~

~draws 5 cards, summons Zealot and Dragoon as per Cyber Jar's effect~

~they attack next poster~

[JYAP]

(drew Lunatone,Umbreon,and Hitmontop,which beat the snot out of Zealot and Dragoon)
(and because Yu-Gi-Oh has been activated,a Guilmon attacks the next poster from Digimon)

[Protoss119]

~High Templar psi-storms it~

~the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail lunges at next poster losing all his limbs in the process~

[JYAP]

(Hallucination is killed,triggering a giant drawbridge falling on the Black Knight)
(the REAL Black Knight from Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance hits the next poster with Luna,negating his defense and dealing a LOAD of damage)

[Protoss119]

~for some odd reason, Princess Peach jumps in front of him and uses Toad to deflect attack~

Thx. But now you have no more use to me!

~stabs Peach, throws cadaver at next poster~

[JYAP]

(raises dead)
(skeleton Peach assaults next poster)

[Protoss119]

~socks her one in the jaw~

How I knew this would happen.

~throws 1337 two-bladed sword at next poster~

[JYAP]

(sword goes through me)
We've been through this before Toss. FIRE IN THE HOLE!
(grenade is thrown at next poster)

[Protoss119]

It's a bloody 1337 two-bladed sword, dammit!

~phases out of existence before it can go off~

~throws this thread at the next poster~

[JYAP]

The hell?
(paradox emerges in Zealot Form,which smacks the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~parries with Yield Sign of Wonderment which is thrown at the zealot which ricochets into the next poster~

[JYAP]

(which jars a few bones loose when it strikes me)
(casts Odin on the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~has no idea what it does~

~shrugs, throws giant whale at next poster~

[JYAP]

(Odin being a badass summon that usually leads to a target's death,your doom is guaranteed with my MA)
(throws a giant elephant at the whale,exploding both of them and sending animal chunks flying at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~holds up 1337 umbrella which deflects them back at next poster~

[JYAP]

(Carbuncle reflects them into a noob,who jumps onto the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~stabs noob with a concealed Dagger +3.14 and throws at next poster~

[JYAP]

(which goes through me again)
Don't bother with bladed objects.
(Pi 3.14 trips and knocks down the next poster)

[Protoss119]

Umm...it's explosive?

~leaps into the air and lands on next poster~

[JYAP]

Lurkers can become Lancers? WTF HAX-
(Toss lands,bones get jarred)
(casts Frog on the next poster)

[Protoss119]

Except this Lurker has a DEX of 50. SO HA!

~turns into a frog but then morphs into a Gurab Trooper~

~mashes next poster~

[JYAP]

(Calamity Frostballs the Gurab and the next poster)
Your turn in the golem crafter RPG.

[Protoss119]

Actually, I think it's Trog's. Heck if I knew though.

~hit by Frostball~

~takes some of the resulting frost and throws a snowball at the next poster~

[JYAP]

Trog took his turn. Just do it in advance.

(absorbs snowball,fires snowflakes at next poster)

[Protoss119]

~dances in snowflakes~

~feet land on next poster~

[JYAP]

Get your foot out of my reassembled rib cage.
(throws his foot out,giving some bad gashes in the process)
(a giant mechanical foot smashes the next poster Monty Python style)

[Protoss119]

~a lurker dies~

~that lurker is, of course, not Toss who (figuratively) flies all over the next poster attacking him with explosive Katanas~

[Halfwingseen]

*is wearing rough ko-ju-nin samurai armor ( the toughest samurai armor which was not penetrated by anything short of acid or guns)*
*launches a hundred dota noobs using clinkz at the next poster*

[Protoss119]

~burns them with a flamethrower as they fly into the next poster~

[JYAP]

(Aims,snipes them with his SWAT sniper who's under Agil focus,has Prowler at night,taken like 15 Speeds,is under the effect of Pep Talk and maxed out Blitz Tactics,and has a Zeal Mag)
(which basically means I fire non-stop dishing out criticals over 1500+ damage)
(crits the next poster)

[Protoss119]

OH GOD NO-

~Scythe'd~

~High Templar spams Hallucination on the next poster~

[JYAP]

Scythe'd? I'm using a frickin sniper rifle.

(has a million of me now)
Cool.
(tells them to go psych out the next poster)

[Protoss119]

It's a Scythe-shooting sniper rifle...?

Protoss119: Immune to being psyched out (since he's the one psyching people out anyway).

~the Hallucinations disappear into dust which chokes the next poster~

[Felonious Monk]

*chokes on dust*
*clears throat, then launches a massive dust goober at the next poster*

[JYAP]

OH MY GOD!
(throws a minion to take the hit)
(a giant flaming ferris wheel flies at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~Zeji Tiamat blows it up and the next poster~

[Felonious Monk]

*Tiamat, the dragon goddess, annihilates the battlecruiser for impersonating her*
*Tiamat spits the refuse at the next poster*

[Protoss119]

~Blue Arb recalls him over the next poster which is promptly burdened with his weight~

[JYAP]

Get. The. ****. Off. Me.
(takes chainsaw,assaults next poster)

[Protoss119]

~burrows, spikes next poster~

[JYAP]

(MISS)
Rotat used Earthquake!
(underground,double damage+same type attack bonus)
(3x regular damage,Toss is pwned)
(throws John Kerry at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~dojzlykgoku~

~infests John Kerry who suicides into the next poster~

[JYAP]

(throws Bill Clinton in the way)
And so America is cleansed of evil...

Wait.
(Hillary Clinton launches a lawsuit on the next poster about how video games are bad)
(and she has Jack Thompson as backup)
(the next poster also gets a lawninja)

[Protoss119]

~Blue Arb makes a bombing run, dropping Infested Terrans on the court at which this is taking place and the next poster~

[JYAP]

(counters with some other liberal bastard being thrown in the way)
(my Red Scout Photon Torps the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~tries a somersault, uses the boost to get thru, and uses bombs wisely on the next poster~

[JYAP]

(bones fly everywhere)
(some noob pushes the B button 9 times on the next poster,firing all 9 bombs)

[Protoss119]

~gets hit~

MY CLAWS ARE ON FIRE MY CLAWS ARE ON FIRE MY CLAWS ARE ON FIRE!

~spikes next poster, blowing him/her/it up~

[JYAP]

(asplodes)
(Zach's Aggron falls on the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~swaps his L89 Typhlosion with himself~

~Typhlosion gets pissed & burninates Aggron & the next poster~

[JYAP]

WOOT! OH YEAH! WOOOOO-
(hit by Fire Blast)
(runs around smoking more than a 1 HP Heavy Ordinance droid on SWAT Aftermath)
(slams into the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~jumps over him and watches JYAP slam into the next poster~

[Felonious Monk]

*gives JYAP a hug*
*JYAP runs off a cliff screaming, landing on the next poster*

[Halfwingseen]

Someone is fiesty *scoots closer to monk* anytime bad bo-OY JYAP NO! ...what the hell was i about to do.. screw you monk screw you*throws a stingray at next poster*




R.I.P Steve Irwin

[JYAP]

Stingray?

KILL!
(utterly murders the stingray,its internals splashing on the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~infests the guts of the Stingray and uses them to create Infested Stingrays which are, unlike regular Stingrays (minus the one that killed Steve) are freaking lethal~

~throws one at the next poster~

[JYAP]

(ducks and lets it hit the evil 84 Swampert behind him)
Just to spite Zach,I'm getting Treeko as my starter in Emerald.
(the ghost of Steve Irwin haunts the next poster in some method that involves the word "Crikey!")

[Protoss119]

~insert Lurker dying sound here~

~blood splatters on next poster~

[JYAP]

Eww.

Faramir: NAZGUL!

(nazgul attack the next poster by throwing Faramir at him)

[Protoss119]

~reintegrates with Faramir inside him~

~burrows, shoots Faramir bits at next poster~

[JYAP]

(lets it hit Denethor,who's conveniently talking to the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~runs for his valuable time~

~gets caught by the conversation~

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

~is mean to him, throws a spear into him, and throws his corpse at the next poster~

[JYAP]

(reanimates Denethor before he hits me)
(commands Denethor to assail the next poster with the fury of a thousand 4-year olds)

[Protoss119]

~burrows~

~spikes Denethor & the next poster~

[JYAP]

(disables Toss's burrow skill for lack of originality)
(uses Confuse Ray on the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~cannot burrow thus cannot attack and thus cannot hit self in confusion~

~confusion is nullified~

~summons another Lurker who burrows and spikes the next poster~

[JYAP]

(and does pitiful damage since Toss is the only lurker that can deal above-average damage to me)
(bans Lurkers from this server while throwing a carton of strawberries at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~reverts to some sort of Hydra with legs~

Whewt!

~pulls out a double bladed lightsaber, slices carton in half & inflicts stabbity death on the next poster~

[JYAP]

100% pierce immune. Look at my sig and think what would be effective against a lich?
(wall of text crushes next poster)

[Protoss119]

It's not piercing though. XD

~jumps over it Mario-style~

~inflicts stabbity death on next poster~

[JYAP]

Stabbing=piercing. No damage.
(grabs Toss)
PROTOSSDOKEN!
(throws Toss at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

Stabbing with Lightsaber = Energy.

Wait a minute, I'm being thrown at myself? WTF H4X

~a tear in the time-space continuum occurs, causing Toss to revert back to a Lurk~

~a unibrow hits the next poster~

[JYAP]

(throws Sergol in the way)
(Agent Elrond-err,Agent Smith mistakes the next poster for Neo and Burly Brawls him)

[Protoss119]

~puts on Neo disguise, causing Smith to mistake him for Toss~

~throws Smith at the next poster~

[JYAP]

(Norton Anti-Virus yo!)
(a laser zaps the next poster)

[Almuric]

omg, you guys have this thread up to 50 pages?

*goes to check on vBulletin site to see if this is dangerous*

[Protoss119]

~smacks Trog for not throwing anything~

~throws Caradril's Halberd at the next poster~

[Almuric]

ok, this is no issue. This thread could be 1000s of posts long and not cause a problem. :)

Throws an angry dwarf at next poster

[JYAP]

(gives angry dwarf about 20 pints of booze)
(in return he throws a throwing axe at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~catches it matrix-style~

~inflicts the poke of unundeath (yes, unundeath) upon the next poster, who is bound to be JYAP~

[JYAP]

(MISS)
Hah.
(stabs next poster with bone fragment)

[Protoss119]

~parries with Yield sign of wonderment which is promptly thrown at the next poster~