Throw a random object at the next poster!

[JYAP]

(clonked on head,is KOed)
(Shadow Lugia lands on the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~recall'd, telefrags next poster, only this time he has a ring of 100% Piercing/Slashing immunity~

[JYAP]

JYAP: Immune to Telefragging.
(ring is knocked off when I remove Toss from my internals,inflicting painful wounds upon him)
(turns him into a frisbee,throws him at the next poster)
(wonders why no one has used Cure-4)

[Protoss119]

Wait a minute. I'm being thrown at myself? WTF H4X

~this causes a tear in the time-space continuum that sucks up next poster~

[JYAP]

(the tear realizes JYAP's not at fault and sucks up the next poster instead)

[Protoss119]

~MCs the tear and makes it suck up the poster after the next poster~

~the poster after the next poster becomes JYAP~

[JYAP]

(instead of throwing something,uses mod powers)

[Protoss119]

~ousts JYAP from office with a Vote of No Throwing Stuff~

~edits above post~

So I become you,huh? Intriguing.
(you get swallowed up by the hole since I'm you)
(except I reincarnate in my original body)
(yours is lost in space never to be recovered)

[JYAP]

(fixes it)
(Vote of No Throwing Stuff is vetoed by my army)
Marine: Oh great. Another computer. It says,"Push Any Key"...well,which one's the any key?!?
(autocannon turrets pop up next to the next poster and shoot him up)

[Protoss119]

~morphs into Gurab Trooper, tears it out of its socket and throws at undead army~

~ka-blamzoids~

~since no one is there to veto the vote, JYAP gets ousted~

~throws lightsaber at the next poster which, I might add, does energy damage, not piercing/slashing~

[JYAP]

(a thrown lightsaber would deal energy damage,but a stab with it wouldn't hurt)
(technicalities out of the way,all of my minions reassemble 60 seconds after their death)
(therefore,the vote fails)
(locks Toss's Star Wars powers,disabling any more useage of Star Wars-related stuff)
(throws The Scotsman from Samurai Jack at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~unlocks them as he is in control of them~

~Eclipse SSD blasts The Scotsman & the next poster with its axial Superlaser~

[JYAP]

(has super mod powers so Toss can't unlock his powers)
(a giant bladed wheel rolls into the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~siphons JYAP's super mod powers, uses them to unlock Star Wars powers at the last second~

~throws a bone at the wheel and it regresses rancor-style~

~next poster goes boom at the sight of 5 SSDs~

[JYAP]

(except I DON'T go boom)
(simply because I cannot be intimidated)
(Ice-4s each and every one of them exactly 27 times)
(they all explode on the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~they release a wave of gunfire before asploding~

~Tipereth takes the blow for him~

~an anvil comically falls on the next poster~

[JYAP]

(takes 332 damage,is left with 1 HP)
(Meatbone Slash triggers,shoots next poster with a gun for 333 damage)

[Protoss119]

~throws Artanis in front of him which takes the shot for him~

~Artanis guns down the next poster~

[JYAP]

Mouthless orc.
(gruntapult shoots a real orc at Artanis,whose scout crashes into the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~Mojo gets thrown into Artanis's scout and guns down the next poster~

Mojo: But my scout's stronger-

DO AS I SAY!

[JYAP]

(points out that Mojo shouldn't really exist as a hero due to no storyline significance whatsoever)
(upon hearing this,Mojo explodes)
(a Hybrid pwns the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~since Mojo was in the Enslavers campaign which has storyline significance, Mojo doesn't asplode and guns down the Hybrid~

~Zeratul slices the next poster~

[JYAP]

(takes damage below 1 due to incredibly high armor)
(Samir Duran traps the next poster in Talematros and overloads the pylon clusters all at the same time)

[Protoss119]

~disappears like CATS~

~reappears after the Pylon clusters asplode behind Duran~

~taps him on the shoulder, spikes him and the next poster~

[JYAP]

(jumps over spikes while throwing kunai at the next poster ninja-style)

[Protoss119]

~smacks it with his claw, making it fly at the next poster~

[JYAP]

(matrix dodges even though it doesn't hurt him)
(Agent Smith turns the next poster into Smith)

[Protoss119]

~Dredoc comes and turns Smith into a Dredoc before Toss can be smithified~

~Both Dredocs fire on the next poster~

[JYAP]

(except trying to get the original Smith turns Dredoc into Smith)
(Toss is Smith'd)

[Protoss119]

~smacks JYAP for not throwing something~

~except Dredoc is infested and thus already taken/cannot be smith'd~

~throws the world's largest pillow at the next poster, causing his/her/its head to asplode~

[JYAP]

(except I detach my head to polish it,so the pillow flies overhead(rofl)and into the giant button,which drops the anvil on the seesaw,which shoots the bowling ball up the ladder,down the ladder,and into the net which pulls up the box which knocks down the tiny little marble(by now the next poster has seen the rest of the trap and does not see the Gastly using Perish Song)which rolls down the chute and knocks over some dominoes which hits the switch which causes the toaster to shoot toast and jump on the spring which catapults an Electrode that uses Explosion right into me,who happens to be 3 feet away from the next poster)
(Perish Song countdown runs out,the next poster dies with Gastly and me)

[Protoss119]

~had spell mantle on~

~hit by the explosion~

~casts flesh to stone on self while flying into the next poster~

~fails his fort save~

[JYAP]

JYAP used Protect!

JYAP protected himself!

Protoss119 used Flying Statue Attack!

JYAP protected himself!

Protoss119 kept going and crashed!

(next poster is hit by the statue of Toss)
(and since Toss is considered dead,he can indeed be hit by himself)

[Protoss119]

OMFG! YOU DON'T CONTROL TOSS! TOSS CONTROL YOU!

~Toss controls the next poster~

[JYAP]

(except I'm controlling the next poster,who kills himself when I get controlled)

[Protoss119]

~makes a rine post instead of me~

~he kills himself, gore gets all over next poster~

[JYAP]

Ew.
(next poster becomes one of the starter Pokemon from any game,including Yellow)

[Protoss119]

~becomes Cyndaquil, levels up to an L89 Typhlosion, spamming Fire Blast on the next poster~

[JYAP]

Wobbuffet used Mirror Coat!
(the next poster is in big trouble now)

[Protoss119]

~is in big trouble~

~gets a time-out~

~when he gets out, throws a Drug- err, Dreadlord at the next poster~

[JYAP]

(Fyrefox uses Sunny Day,promptly annihilating the Dreadlord)
(the next poster is hit by a Heat Wave doing 2.2x regular damage.

[Protoss119]

~hit by the heat wave, flung as a flaming lurker into the next poster~

[JYAP]

(throws Satan's hockey mask-I mean Glalie,in the way)
(the explosion slams the next poster against something unpleasant)

[Protoss119]

~slams into a spider~

~MCs it, then gets it to attack the next poster~

[JYAP]

(stomps it)
(the next poster is morphed into his/her/it/pie's favorite Pokemon)

[Protoss119]

...Aw sweet.

~is Mewtwo~

~uses Psychic on next poster~

[JYAP]

It's not very effective...

Psion used Shadow Ball!

It's super effective!

(Mewtwo-Toss is knocked backwards into the next poster)
(if next poster=Toss,then Toss=Regular Toss)

[Protoss119]

~infests Mewtwo~

~Mewtwo Psi-Storms the next poster~

~since Kerrigan gets it, why not Mewtwo?~

[JYAP]

(ok then)
(hallucination of me is storm'd)
(a swarm of hallucinations keep Mewtwo in place to drop about 2487 Psi Storms)
(the next poster is stuck in it too)

[Protoss119]

Wait. If me = Mewtwo and Mewtwo = Mewtwo, that means that there are...GASP! TWO MEWTWOS! WTF H4X

~planet people are on explodes, obliterating the next poster~

[JYAP]

(nothing happens)
Well duh. They cloned Mew more than once. They just called the other copies Mewtwo. Why else can there be 4 Mewtwos in SSBM?
(next poster is Shadow Balled)

[Protoss119]

Because - I dare say it - SSBM is non-canon. If it were canon, there would be something on wikipedia saying that Samus competed in some tournament. XD

~throws a Scourge in the way~

~next poster is rushed by modded Mutas~

[JYAP]

(is taking 0 damage from the mutas)
Yawn.
(the next poster is hit by Yawn and falls asleep after his next action)

[Protoss119]

~another scourge gets in the way and gets hit~

~somebody uses Force Push from underground to throw the next poster into the air~

~scourge suicides on next poster~

[JYAP]

(is as much as an air target as something Impaled by a Crypt Lord is)
(so,I'm not an air target and the scourge misses)
(the next poster,however,steps on a trampoline that bounces the person who steps on it into outer space)

[Protoss119]

~was wearing a space suit~

~same trampoline bounces next poster but a Scourge kills him while he's flying into space~

[JYAP]

(it's my trampoline,I think I can decide whether or not to bounce on it)
(throws a scourge at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~Lesale Deathbringer kills it in 1 shot and goes on to attack the next poster~

[JYAP]

(Harbinger frags Lesale with a 900000 mana level 4 Arcane Orb shot)
(next poster is struck by the same attack)

[Protoss119]

~except Kil'Jaedan (the big cinematic guy) gets thrown in the way and disappears since he lacks a dying animation~

~next poster gets spawnkilled by a Faceless Void L20~

[JYAP]

(had already spawned,so is immune to spawnkilling)
(backstabs the Faceless Void as the Forgotten One starts attacking the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~Laguna kills it and the next poster with his uber bash gun~

[JYAP]

(has a talisman of 100% evasion)
(rofls at Laguna,causing him and the next poster to explode)

[Protoss119]

~lmaos the rofl, negating it~

~Lesale Deathbringer hits the next poster with Shadow Strike~

[JYAP]

(Rexxar intercepts and Primal Roars Lesale,sending the next poster hurtling aside)

[Protoss119]

~hurtles around the world and into the next poster~

[JYAP]

(yawns as he holds out a spear)
(skewer'd)
(gets corpse off spear,throws spear at next poster)

[Protoss119]

~reintegrates inside JYAP~

~spear hits him~

~throws a throwing axe at the next poster~

[JYAP]

(axe goes through me and hits Toss,who is stuck inside my pointy bones and skewered by the spear)
(Nighty_Elven TKs the next poster with a grenade)

[Protoss119]

~pushes the grenade at the next poster non-chalantly~

[JYAP]

(kicks it around a bit before flip-kicking it into the next poster's skull right as it detonates)

[Protoss119]

~a sleeping L150 Crypt Lord gets hit~

~he doesn't suffer a scratch, but gets enraged and attacks the next poster~

[JYAP]

(activates frost aura)
(CL freezes on contact with me)
(kicks frozen CL into the next poster and off a cliff into a lava pit)

[Protoss119]

~Crypty the Lord gets all rumbly and breaks through the ice~

~gets hit, is sacrificed to preserve the Crypt Lord~

~gets resummoned as a Carrion Beetle~

~the actual Toss breaks out of the CB and throws a superheated club at the next poster~

[JYAP]

(throws Scyther in the way, who goes berserk and rips apart the next poster)
I'll refrain from throwing admins...

[Protoss119]

~throws Blue Voltorbs at the Scyther and the next poster which Self-Destruct on contact~

[JYAP]

(matrix dodges, letting them fly into the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~throws more Blue Voltorbs at the incoming ones and they asplode on the next poster~

[Protoss119]

~raises this post from the dead, is asploded upon~

~passes zombie Internets to the next poster~