Throw a random object at the next poster!

[JYAP]

The forums are getting too dull,so why not?
(hurls ninja GCN disks at next poster)






















(has no faith this topic will work)

[Felonious Monk]

Meh. Why not? I won the last one.

*deflects disks towards next poster*

C'mon Al. Join in the chaos.

[JYAP]

(Matrix-style dodges disks...which fly at the next poster)
(coincidentially,another set of ninja disks is flying towards Al which would intercept the first set)

[Dweia]

*Gets hit by Ninja discs...which then pass through because I don't feel like the paperwork that's involved with dying (isn't it fun making up your own laws of physics?)*


*Chucks a good ole aussie boomrang at jyap*

[JYAP]

(catches it)
Yay Catch reaction ability!
(whips out railgun)
(opens fire on next poster)

[metastasis]

Ouch! *rubs head* Ah well, no pain no gain.

[JYAP]

(see previous topic for my treatment on metastatis)
(smacks him for not throwing a object)
(chucks a tangerine at the next poster)

[Almuric]

(catches tangerine)

Thanks! I was hungry!

[metastasis]

*laughs at own oversight* Maybe i'll come join you guys on the server. You're an awful civil lot for not tearing into me fiercely. It was a good mistake I think.

[JYAP]

(whips out flash cannon,vapes Al for not throwing something)
(spots next poster for...wait for it...)



.....................................Nuclear Launch Detected.

[Felonious Monk]

W00ters.

*evades nuclear blast then promptly throws an Alchemist's Keg at the next poster*

And greetings to you metastasis. I hope to see you on sometime. :grin:

[JYAP]

Pandaren Brewmaster:ALE!!!(is hit by keg,mistakes it for beer,drinks it)
Me:(panics and runs away,throwing homing shuriken at next poster)

[Almuric]

I look forward to seeing you as well! :D :beer:

[Felonious Monk]

Stop spamming this forum with off-topic content, Al! :tsk: :D

*pulls homing shuriken out of Al and tosses it at next poster*

[JYAP]

Konichiwa!
(realizes he's the next poster)
(pulls out remote,stops shuriken 10 feet away from me)
My shuriken,my anti-shuriken.
(casts Flare on the next poster)

[DingOCuB]

*Holds up a sheild at the flame*...
*Throws her shoe at the next poster* :P

[JYAP]

(shoe along with everyone whose charge time is a multiple of 5 is blasted with Holy)
(flings a zergling at the next poster)

[Felonious Monk]

*dices zergling with a Zealot then flings a Psionic Storm at the next poster*

[JYAP]

BLARGH! THE IMBA!
(burrows)
(forgot it still hits burrowed units)
X_X
(hydralisks out of range start shooting at next poster)

[Dweia]

Dragoon swarms the 'lisk



Hadoken's the next poster

[JYAP]

(suddenly polymorphs into Fighter)
I like swords!
(dweia implodes,hadoken misses and hits Red Mage)
(throws sword-chucks at the next poster)
Sword-chucks yo!

[Felonious Monk]

*polymorphs into Rust Monster, brushes against sword-chucks with antenna, and instantly turns them into a pile of dust*

*polymorphs into manticore and flings spikes at the next poster*

[JYAP]

(THUNK THUNK THUNK)
(is still Fighter)
Two-fisted Monkey Style attack!
(attacks next poster with dual swords)
(did not take damage)
Black Mage:HIT HIM HARDER!
Red Mage:You know Fighter never dies-(STAB)
Black Mage:But you do. Woohoo!

[Almuric]

wtf is a two-fisted monkey style attack?

I DEMAND A DIAGRAM!

[Felonious Monk]

*sigh* Play the game! :P

*throws a diagram at Al and a Cool Spot smilie at the next poster* :cool:

[Dweia]

ooh, cool spot :cool:



*sings at next poster* spot, spot, lovable spot, he's cute and cuddly and smiles a lot. If you ever need a fellow to cheer you up it's spot, spot, spot*

[JYAP]

Almuric,www.nuklearpower.com NOW.

(is forced to change back to normal)
(sics Simon Cowell on Dweia)
(records every stinging yet hilarious criticism)
(unleashes Lord Bane of Warlords fame onto next poster)

[Almuric]

does this mean you guys have been watching the new Idol shows? :grin:

[Felonious Monk]

*throws Randy Jackson's missing flab at Al*
I don't want to have to tell you again young man. And I only watch the first few episodes so I can make fun of the crappy people. ;)

*throws Paula Abdul's career at the next poster*

[JYAP]

(throws Red Mage into the airborne career)
(Red Mage dies from getting a life)
O_o
(casts Armageddon on the next poster)
(subjects Almuric to death by Spriggans,little Scottish Fey with spears)
THROW A (PIXIE CENSOR'D) OBJECT ALREADY!

[Dweia]

*chucks a pikie censor at the next poster*

[JYAP]

(after being charboiled(but still alive)by Armageddon,Dweia is easy pickings for Faerie Fire using Pixies)
(reroutes censor to Al)
(sends the evilness that is a 100 Assassin hero with 87.5% increased attack speed and 100 Assassinate skill at the next poster)
Psst...you will die.

[JYAP]

(swarms own hero with assassins)
(does the only thing stronger than a Hadoken...)
SHORYUKEN!
(sends topic back up)
(whips out dual gatling guns,opens fire on next poster)

[Felonious Monk]

*holds up Toad to soak Gatling fire, then throws a rather large root at the next poster*

[JYAP]

(is pinned by root)Gah!
(can't move)
(summons a Sinow Zele to attack next poster)

[Dweia]

Now I am completely lost lol

*chucks a shoryu at next poster and starts running from the sinew thingy*

[JYAP]

(sadly,Sinow Zele can teleport anywhere on the map for free)
(Dweia gets mauled)
(blocks shoryuken)
(sends the Elf from Gauntlet IV on the next poster)

[JYAP]

(gives the Elf the Archer's custom bow,then casts Maximized Cat's Grace on him 3 times after hacking it so multiple buffs stack)
(sends him onto the next dude)

[Almuric]

omg...he lives! :shock:

[JYAP]

(looks at Al's arrow ridden knife stabbed sword slashed magic missiled corpse)
That's what you get for not throwing anything.
(chucks Metal Sonic at the next guy)

[Almuric]

*laughs because he knows he cannot die.*

(Almuric is a god in this world)

[JYAP]

(the god of video-gaming taps Al's shoulder,then slams a fist into Al's face,sending him through 99 50-yard thick titanium walls before a giant lava pit)

THROW A OBJECT ALREADY!

(bonks next poster with a stale biscuit)

[Almuric]

(tosses an old CD that he doesnt listen to anymore)

YOU HAPPY NOW?!?!?!?! :-x

[JYAP]

(celebrates Al tossing something)
(doesn't see CD coming)
(gets his head sliced in two)
(regenerates head,throws half of old head at next poster)

[Felonious Monk]

*catches JYAP's head piece and throws up on next poster*

[JYAP]

(mimics Monk's Infinite Projectile Deflection and deflects it back on Monk)
(tosses a Chao egg at the next poster)
(whips out gatling gun in case next poster lets egg drop)

[JYAP]

(catches Chao egg before it drops,rechucks it again)
(preps a sniper bullet for the one who drops it)

[Felonious Monk]

*catches Chao egg and launches it through JYAP's scope a la "Sniper" and chucks a thermal detonator at the next poster*

[JYAP]

(catches Chao Egg,begins to rock it...then the thermal detonator hits the egg)
(BOOM)
(the Chao is catapulted out of his egg and lands on the ground,injured and angry)
(casts Death on the next poster out of anger)
(Chao finds several weapons,chases after Monk)

[JYAP]

(is wearing reflect ring,reflects Death onto the next poster)
(casts Bump-9 on the topic)

[Felonious Monk]

*resists Death, throws spork at next poster*

[JYAP]

(is hit by spork,dies)
(Ninja Kirby attacks next poster)

[JYAP]

(Ninja Kirby multiplies by 3, charges at next poster)

[Felonious Monk]

*pokes ninja Kirby's with stylus*
*throws stylus at next poster*

[JYAP]

(takes stylus)
(scribbles all over next poster)

[JYAP]

(still scribbling)

[JYAP]

(wonders why people aren't posting)
(realizes he stopped scribbling)
(rescribbles)

[Dweia]

*erases scribbles*

*paints a delicate artistic mural reflecting life and the universe over the next poster*


Get it? Poster? Painting a poster?



Ok, that was horrible.

[JYAP]

(head asplodes)
(shrapnel flies at next poster)
(regenerates)

[JYAP]

(head asplodes then regenrates 10 times)
(shrapnel multiplies by 11)
(likes the fact this is his 400th post)
(celebrates)

[JYAP]

(Wheel Kirby hits this topic and the next poster,who is also torn to ribbons by the head shrapnel)

[JYAP]

(another Wheel Kirby attacks the next poster with the shrapnel still flying)

[JYAP]

(see above)

[Felonious Monk]

*deflects shrapnel into Kirby, causing him to burst and veer off course into the next poster*

[JYAP]

WHOA!
(jumps over Kirby)
(throws a star block at the next guy)

[JYAP]

(cries)
(tears turn into giant water elementals that pound next poster)

[JYAP]

(throws a BUMP at the topic)
(then throws a POW block at the next poster)

[Felonious Monk]

*deflects POW into next poster*

[JYAP]

OOF!
(jumps straight up and falls off screen)
(throws a coin at next poster)

[Felonious Monk]

*pockets coin*
*throws a water balloon filled with a solution of sodium chloride, urochrome, the degradation products of hemoglobin catabolism, and the byproduct of the combination of the products of deamination and cellular respiration solvated in dihydrogen monoxide*
*shakes twice*

[JYAP]

(throws a Fire Elemental in front of the balloon)
(throws the infamous unabridged dictionary/thesaurus/atlas at next poster)

[Felonious Monk]

*absorbs unabridged dictionary/thesaurus/atlas*
*spews polysyllabic nonsense at the next poster*

[JYAP]

(throws noob in front of me)
Noob: THE INTELLIGENCE! IT BURNS!
(runs away as noob explodes and chunks of his body hit the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~hides behind bloated, 25 month old cookie (OMFG)~

~takes a Green Shell, lights it on fire and throws it at the next poster~

[JYAP]

(one of my sig Yoshis swallow the shell)
(his mouth burns and shoots flames at next poster)

[Protoss119]

~is wearing a flame-proof suit~

~jumps into the air and throws dual Bob-Ombs at the person below him (the next person)~

[JYAP]

(Matrix kicks them at next poster)

[Felonious Monk]

*tosses Bowser into Bob-ombs*
*punts Koops into next poster*

[JYAP]

(punts Kooper into Koops,who fight to the death)
(Parakarry falls on next poster with a full mailbag)

[Protoss119]

~uses the boost to get thru via X-wing~

~fires Proton Torpedoes at next poster~

[JYAP]

PROTONS ZOMG-
(boom)
(a Nerf gun bullet is shot at next poster)

[Protoss119]

~hit by bullet, but has reversed the scores so he gets 10 pts and not the other player~

~throws recolored arwing at next poster~

[Felonious Monk]

*hijacks Arwing, then details it with cute, fluffy Easter bunnies and tosses it at the next poster*

[JYAP]

HADOKEN!
(Black Mage style Hadoken blows up Arwing and next poster)

[Protoss119]

~had Empowered Spell Mantle (which is generally better than Greater Spell Mantle, as Felonious pointed out) on and absorbs the spell, but the spell mantle is knocked out in the process~

~a recolored Ridley attacks the next poster~

[JYAP]

(switches places with last poster)
(jumps backwards unloading dual handguns on next poster Matrix style)

[Felonious Monk]

*uses Ryan Seacrest as a human shield, then throws his lifeless corpse at the next poster*

[Protoss119]

~the recolored Ridley (it's skin, normally purple, is now grey-ish for that steel look) takes a swing at it with his tail and the corpse is sent flying into the next poster~

[Felonious Monk]

*catches corpse in wood chipper, shoots chunks at next poster*

[JYAP]

(whips out a sword)
(deflects them all,then throws sword at next poster)

[Felonious Monk]

*sunders sword with Baleful Utterance then casts Word of Changing at the next poster, turning them into a 3-toed sloth*

[JYAP]

(has Necklace of Spell Immunity on)
(unleashes the Horde on next poster with WCII music in background)

[Protoss119]

~brings about the Super Star Destroyer Executor with its many many MANY guns to gun down the horde~

~throws THIS...
13
~...at the next poster~

That was a pic of my recolored Ridley, BTW.

[JYAP]

(a Kodo Beast eats Ridley)
(my dad's 60 Night Elf Ranger from WoW shoots the next poster in the head)

[Felonious Monk]

*ranger hits Flee the Scene body double*
*sends a Tenacious Plague towards the next poster*

[JYAP]

(throws a Reese cup through the plague and at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~as he loves Reeses, he turns into an eating machine, eating the Reese and the next poster~

[Felonious Monk]

*gives Protoss some serious indigestion, then bursts out of his chest a la Alien*
*flings Protoss viscera at the next poster*

[JYAP]

Ew.
(cleaves whatever that is in twain with katana,then throws that at next poster)

[Protoss119]

~fires Super Missile at whatever the hell that is~

~discombobulates next poster~

[JYAP]

(is discombobulated)
(randomly fires sniper rounds at next poster)

[Felonious Monk]

*catches sniper rounds a la Ace Ventura then frantically flings a Corpuscular Chiroptera at the next poster*

Shikaka!

[Protoss119]

~switches places with Felonious~

~is hit by Sniper round~

UT Voice: HEAD SHOT!!!

~head flies at next poster~

[Dweia]

*gets headshotted, i.e. shot in the torso with a head*
*throws book containing all the stupid C++ code I've been working on at the next poster*

[JYAP]

(draws iron sword)
(charges at book)
(camera pans back and forth between me and the book)
(slashes the book)
(sword breaks instead)
(a message appears saying A Iron Sword broke!)
(throws message and pieces of sword at next poster)

[Protoss119]

~dodges sword pieces, takes message and throws it at Runescape~

~A tear in time and space is produced, sucking up the Runescape website~

Admiral Piett: Uh...what?

~comically throws Admiral Piett's Star Destroyer (TIE Fighters and all) into the next poster~

[Felonious Monk]

*catches Star Destroyer, using it as a bat to knock TIE fighters into the next poster*

[JYAP]

HADOKEN!
(fires a Black Mage Hadoken at all the fighters and next poster)

[Felonious Monk]

SONIC BOOM!

*disrupts Hadoken with Sonic Boom, then grabs next poster with a Shun Goku Satsu*

[Protoss119]

~freezes Felonious, this thread, and next poster~

[JYAP]

(throws a flaming disco ball at next poster,melting the ice)

[Felonious Monk]

*thaws*
*continues to grab next poster with Shun Goku Satsu*

[Protoss119]

~switches places with Felonious~

~sidesteps the disco ball, causing it to hurtle toward the Death Star~

~it hits it, causing it to blow up the next poster~

[JYAP]

(right before it hits...)
Kawarimi no jitsu!
(Clown is grabbed,thrown in place)
(Clown blows up)
(OMFG! YOU DON'T KILL CLOWN! CLOWN KILLS YOU!)
(Clown throws stop sign of doom at next poster)

[Protoss119]

~parries with yield sign of wonderment~

~paints a smiley face on the Clown, killing it~

~a Corellian Gunship pounds the hell out of the next poster~

[Felonious Monk]

*Secret Service agent dives in front of the salvo*
*tosses Portable Hole into a Bag of Holding and thorws it at the next poster*

[Protoss119]

~catches it and pulls a Death Star toy (with real superlaser) from it, which blows up the next poster~

[Felonious Monk]

*Toss gets sucked into the Astral Plane, along with the next poster*

[Protoss119]

~while in the Astral Plane, he finds a crap-load of cool stuff which he uses to brutally decimate Felonious and the next poster~

[JYAP]

Kawarimi no jitsu!
(throws Monk in his place instead)
(flings shuriken at next poster)

[Protoss119]

~catches Shuriken and throws it at the already deceased Runescape, creating an even bigger rip in time and space that sucks up all the Runescape hacks~

Death to Runescape in all its ugliness. Yes, I don't like Runescape...though I'll go easy on it if any of my friends do.

[Felonious Monk]

*smacks Toss for not throwing anything at the next poster... er, me*
*throws Runescape at the next poster*

[JYAP]

(catches game,sells it on Ebay)
(throws a Gamecube at next poster)

[Protoss119]

~shamed with forgetting to throw something~

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO- ~disintegrates and is forgotten over the centuries along with the next poster~

[Felonious Monk]

*catches Gamecube and plays it while I dictate my memoirs to my secretary*
*gets pissed at computer cheese with the damn blue turtle shells and chucks Wavebird at the next poster*

[Protoss119]

~Wavebird hits wall~

~magically puts next poster into Iron Maiden complete with Gravity Well generator to keep next poster from escaping~

THERE! Happy!?

[Felonious Monk]

Not exactly throwing per se, but it's a start.

*casts Reverse Gravity*
*telekinetically flings iron maiden at next poster*

[Protoss119]

~loses an arm due to not throwing~ GYAH!

~catches Iron Maiden, bashes Felonious' skull open with it~

~throws galaxy at next poster~

[Felonious Monk]

*galaxy misses as Toss can't throw for crap with a missing arm*
*throws Toss' arm at the next poster*

[Protoss119]

~catches his arm while twirling it exotically before putting it back on him~
~throws extremely sharp axe at next poster~
~Felonious is sliced in half with a gigantic blade that fell on him~

[Felonious Monk]

*pulls halves together, making himself whole*
*turns out Toss can't throw for crap even with both arms, and the stray axe ends up hitting a random pedestrian*
*picks up another random pedestrian and throws him at the next poster*

[Protoss119]

~catches pedestrian and shoves it down Monk's throat while he and the next poster are burned to death~

Who the hell are you, all of a sudden? Cpt. Insult?

[JYAP]

Kawa-
(is hit by Silence Song from a generic oracle)
!!!
(fries to 1 HP)
(Meatbone Slash reaction kicks in)
(shoots next poster for 1337 damage)

[Protoss119]

~has Damage Reduction +1138 (Soak 123456789 Damage)~

~tweaking DR makes his own head asplode~

~throws cherry airhead at next poster which is closely pursued by thousands of people who lust for cherry airheads~

People like me. So if you catch the airhead, you get trampled.

[Felonious Monk]

Geez, don't take it so personally. You don't see me throwing a fit when you shove a person down my throat and set me on fire. Speaking of...

*coughs up pedestrain in time to get cherry airhead cought in throat*
*crowd starts to trample, then burns to death in a wild conflagration*
*dusts self off, swallows airhead, then kicks people dust at next poster*

[JYAP]

(takes giant fan,blows it at next poster)

[Protoss119]

Of course not. However, you WOULD throw a fit if someone said you couldn't throw crap and smacked you because you forgot to throw something.

~is hit by the dust but comes out almost completely unscathed, having covered his eyes~

~throws Protoss Dragoon at next poster~

Dragoon: I have retur- ~hits next poster~

[JYAP]

Muramasa battlechip in!
(Megaman EXE warps in front,Muramasas Dragoon)
(locks on)
(custom gun able to fire just about anything fires a charged Magma Blade at next poster)

[Felonious Monk]

No I wouldn't. Hell, metastasis got smacked for the same thing and Al got vaporized by a flash cannon. Just read the first page. I don't even comment (aside from this, which shouldnt count) when you go out of your way to attack me even if it doesn't follow the thread "rules".

*catches magma blade, then realizes it's really freaking hot*
*douses hands in bucket of water, then flicks scalding water onto the next poster*

[Protoss119]

~throws Victory Star Destroyer in front of the water which is hit by it~

Victory captain: Our shields are down! Our engines have been destroyed! Our lasers have been destroyed! We've lost the hangar bay!

~the Victory Star Destroyer blows up and the debris hits next poster~

[JYAP]

(looks at incoming debris)
(intercepts with Plantman)
(yeah,he's dead,Jim)
(loads Zero in cannon,fires him at next poster)

[Felonious Monk]

*counters with One, making the binary equivalent of 2*
*Two joins forces with Zero and, after summoning his friend Three (and Three's clone), unleashes the devastating Perrin Sequence Team Attack on the next poster*

[JYAP]

(Hamedos the team,stopping their attack)
(gets Zero to Z-Buster next poster)

[Protoss119]

~matrix-dodges Z-buster which hits a wall causing a tear in time and space that sucks up the next poster~

[Felonious Monk]

*mends spacetime rip with a cosmic string*
*resulting gamma radiation saturates the next poster*

[Protoss119]

~is saturated, is all glowy~

Cooool...

~pokes next poster and vaporizes him/her/it/pie~

[JYAP]

(my bony undead finger is vaped,then regenerated)
(drops a metric ton of homework on the next poster)
(RADIOACTIVE homework)

[Felonious Monk]

Yay, homework!

*pops a couple iodine pills and does homework*
*finishes homework in time to eat his vegetables, wash behind his ears, look both ways before crossing the street, not make that face because it'll get stuck like that, and say his prayers*
*God answers the prayer and rains down fiery death and destruction on the next poster*

[JYAP]

(prays again)
(God answers,fiery death,destruction,and doom hit the next guy instead)

[Protoss119]

~throws Admiral Piett over himself in the direction of the fiery death, dhoom, and destruction~

Admiral Piett: Huh? ~spots the fiery death, dhoom, and destruction~ INTENSIFY THE FORWARD- ~obliterated~

~a Victory Star Destroyer rains Turbolaser firepower upon next poster~

[Felonious Monk]

*channels Bishop, absorbing the Turbolaser blasts and redirecting them as concussive blasts aimed at the next poster*

[JYAP]

YARRRR!
(draws sword)
(sword is wussy Slim Sword with only 1 use left)
Oh for fu-
(blown away as a message appears saying "A Slim Sword Broke!")
(flies through a giant pillar,hurling rocks at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~Admiral Piett emerges from the wreckage of his Star Destroyer~

Admiral Piett: Ugh...WTH? ~sees the rocks headed right for him~ INTENSIFY THE FORWARD- ~squishie~

~catches a rock and smashes it, blowing the dust into the next poster, causing his/her/it/pie's eyes to asplode for no real reason~

[JYAP]

(is undead and has no real eyes)
(snaps arm off,throws pointy end at next poster)

[Protoss119]

~holds recolored Space Pirate in front of him~

~Space Pirate gets hit and spills multicolored blood everywhere~

~throws corpse at the next poster~

[JYAP]

(raises the corpse in mid air,has him fire on next poster)

[Protoss119]

~is hit in the head, now has big burnt spot on head~

~this causes him to go into a killing spree, dismembering the next poster's spinal chord~

[JYAP]

(snatches spinal cord back)
Gimme that!
(whacks you,reattaches it)
(throws You at next poster)
Yes,You is a friend of Mine. Mine is annoying though.

[Felonious Monk]

*You is stopped by Who and given a some long spiel about his friends What and I Don't Know*
*You commits seppuku, then with his last ounce of strength flings viscera at the next poster*

[Protoss119]

~places an Invid Odeon Drone from Robotech in place of himself and it gets hit with whatever the hell that is~

~Odeon fires annihilation disks at next poster~

Edit: 600th post! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ~insert more Es here~

[JYAP]

(disks fly through bones)
Being undead ROCKS!
(then uses Kage Bunshin no Jitsu,creating several copies of me)
(all fling a giant ice bolt at next poster)

[Felonious Monk]

Ninja Art: Gōkakyū no Jutsu!

*fireball melts ice bolts and immolates the next poster*

[Protoss119]

~as he is very attuned to cold, he melts rapidly~

~the watery remains disintegrate the next poster~

[Felonious Monk]

I'm melting, I'm melting! What a world, what a world...

Throws a flying monkey at the next poster.

[Protoss119]

~counters by throwing a Zerg Lurker at the monkey~

~The Lurker burrows and shoots subterrainean spikes at the next poster~

[Felonious Monk]

Nuclear Launch Detected.

*Lurker gets vaporized along with the next poster*

[Protoss119]

~places Firebat in place of himself~

Firebat: Purdy...~cooks it with flamethrower, causing an explosion that consumes the firebat and the next poster~

[Felonious Monk]

*casts Shapechange and polymorphs into a fire giant*
*absorbs flame, but gets an unhealthy tan from the nuclear blast*
*tosses giant, radioactive warhammer at the next poster*
*hair falls out*

[Protoss119]

~is hit with Warhammer~

~after all the stars go away, finds out he is all glowy~

~touches next poster, causing him to disintegrate~

[Felonious Monk]

*disintegrates*
*reintegrates as a radioactive dust storm*
*blows glowing fire giant particulate in the eyes of the next poster, which is really annoying and kinda stings... also, it smells like foot*

[Protoss119]

~wears safety goggles~

~after all the radioactive stuff hits him, takes off his goggles and throws them at the next poster~

Oh, the goggles are covered in radioactive fire giant, too.

[Felonious Monk]

*is hit by radioactive fire giant goggles*
*the paradox rips a hole in the spacetime continuum and a ninja pirate zombie tyrannosaurus leaps at the next poster*

[Protoss119]

~is WTF'D~

Guess What? THE GREAT BATTLECRUISER RUSH!!!!!!!!!!11111one!!!11111

~50 or so Battlecruisers shoot down the Ninja Pirate Zombie Tyrannosaurus and the next poster~
~CCMU~

DAMN!

[Felonious Monk]

*is Yamato'd*
*blood spatter sprays all over the next poster, who I am assuming is going to be Toss*

[Protoss119]

~You are correct~

~throws Cursed Handaxe +4 at the blood and since it needs to be coated in blood to be effective, it becomes, well, effective~

~throws bloodied Cursed Handaxe +4 at the next poster~

I could be mistaken about the weapon; I need to find my DM guide.

[Felonious Monk]

*disjoins axe, which continues flying towards the next poster devoid of any magic enhancements*

[Protoss119]

~pauses time~

Hey, Deekin. Wanna learn how to fly with those wings?

Deekin: Sure, boss!

Hold on, lemme help you out...

~throws Deekin in front of the axe~

~the second Deekin is thrown, unpauses time~

~the axe & flying Deekin collide and Deekin is sliced in half~

~Deekin's defiled corpse flies at next poster~

[Felonious Monk]

*dodges the kobold's icky bits*
*casts The Dead Walk on his mangled corpse*
*hits him with a Brimstone Blast and instructs him to climb into a nearby catapault*
*a flaming, undead kobold bard goes rocketing into the next poster*

Gah! The DOOM song is stuck in my head now.

[Protoss119]

~dojz lyk goku~

~tumbles into next poster~

[Felonious Monk]

*doesn't get an AoO*
*launches a volley of acid flasks (12 per round with Haste, Quick Draw, and GTWF) at the next poster, dealing 10d6 damage with each thanks to sneak attack damage*

[Protoss119]

~throws Tassadar's carrier into the flasks~

Tassadar: For AAIIIIIIUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR- ~gasps for breath~ URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRR- ~explodes~

~remains of Tassadar's carrier flies into next poster~

[Felonious Monk]

*channels Magneto to catch remains and form them into a giant statue of me*
*statue falls on next poster*

[Protoss119]

~the statue disappears mysteriously because Batman stole it and threw it at Jackie Chan who deflected it with his fist~

This is the Ultimate Showdown, of Ultimate Destiny
Good Guys, Bad Guys, and Explosions, as far as the eye can see
Then, only one will survive, I wonder who that could be
This is the Ultimate Showdown, of Ultimate Destiny...

~song kills next poster~

[Felonious Monk]

*is deaf*

"What?"

*doesn't hear the oncoming train, which derails on impact and goes crashing into the next poster*

[Protoss119]

ZOMG I WONZORS- ~hit by train~

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee.................

~the train crashes through a wall and just happens to fall really really really really really far down, like, say, 900 ft. down~

~such a distance discombobulates the next poster~

[Felonious Monk]

That's like, almost a million miles!

*is discombobulated*

*falls off the edge onto the next poster*

[Protoss119]

~is gloating, realizes that Felonious is going to fall on him~

Oh bloody he- ~krash~

~sees pretty stars which attack the next poster~

[JYAP]

(catches star)
Cool!
(brings his sovenir from vacation)
(throws log cabin at next poster)
(realizes stars are ****in hot)
(then realizes he has no nerves)
(shrugs)

[Felonious Monk]

*throws Honest Abe at the log cabin, destroying both in a massive explosion*
*four score and seven stove top hats fly at the next poster*

[JYAP]

(hats fall in wormhole,reappear in Iraq,burning holes of JUSTICE through terrorists)
(throws one of those wackos at next poster)

[Felonious Monk]

*insurgent explodes prematurely, covering the next poster with chunky terror*

[JYAP]

JYAP: Immune to chunky terror.
(ninja flip kicks a giant anchor somehow into the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~the anchor disappears mysteriously~
~'cause Batman stole it and is using it as a makeshift crossbow, firing SWG generic items from it at the next poster~
~quotes more stuff from Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny~

[Felonious Monk]

*Superman absorbs the blows*
*Batman runs out of ammo and throws his makeshift crossbow at Superman*
*Superman ducks and the anchor goes flying at the next poster*

[Protoss119]

~is taping all of this with his new video cam he got for his B-day when all of a sudden, is hit with Anchor~
~mutant killer birdies from planet Bob fly around and attack the next poster~

[JYAP]

(gets Boba Fett to dispose of them)
(a Time Crisis machine appears in front of me with the next poster on the screen as a enemy)
(one Action! later,and 200 machinegun rounds are flying his way)

[Protoss119]

~panics, throwing Gurab Troopers in the way of the bullets~

~throws a Royal Command Battloid at the next poster~

[Felonious Monk]

ZOMG!

*eats Royal Command Battloid, then gets major indigestion*
*rips a heinous fart at the next poster*

[JYAP]

Undead don't get noses.
(undead ninja attack next poster)

[Felonious Monk]

*casts Halt Undead*
*picks up JYAP and throws him into the next poster*

[JYAP]

How am I thrown into myself?
(a scientist shoots a logic blast at the next poster)

[Felonious Monk]

*is wearing a Helm of Paradox*
*logic beam reflects as an illogic beam, confusing the next poster*

This statement is false.

[JYAP]

Enemy JYAP is confused!

Enemy JYAP hit himself in the confusion!

(takes 23 damage)

Enemy JYAP throws his flatscreen monitor at the next poster!

[Felonious Monk]

*grabs flatscreen monitor and sells it on eBay*
*buys Diet Snapple with the proceeds and pockets the rest*
*tastes like crap*
*throws Diet Snapple at the next poster*

[JYAP]

(turns it into a can of 7-Up)
(drinks it)
Yay.
(throws empty can at next poster before making it explode,sending shrapnel everywhere)

[Protoss119]

~plays kick the can~

~the moment he kicks it, it explodes~

~throws Robotech: Invasion at next poster, making him/her play long hours of it~

[JYAP]

(beats game in 5 minutes)
(can go through certain games in 3 days)
(throws a mind-control device at next poster,forcing him/her/it/pie to play Gauntlet Seven Sorrows for all eternity)

That game SUCKED. It killed everything that made Gauntlet Gauntlet. For starters,melee actually became USEFUL and BETTER than shooting. They removed every single fun powerup. No more gas mask,phoenix familiar(or any familiar for that matter),it,fire breath,lightning shield,whatever. Its only plus was online play,and even then,who gives a ****?

[Felonious Monk]

"Warrior needs food badly."
"Wizard shot the food."

You bastard! You bloody bastard!

"Your life force is running out."

I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

"Warrior...is about to die!"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*throws Mountain Dew and Cheetos at the screen, then hurls a string of obscenities at the next poster*

[JYAP]

lol
ARGH! MY VIRGIN NONEXISTANT EARS!
(takes out The Grid bullhorn,fires on next poster)
(bullhorn shoots a TON of cusses,faster than the speed of all DOTAers combined)

[Felonious Monk]

Meh, nothing I haven't heard in South Park:BLU or a Kevin Smith movie.

*realizes he's deaf again*

Stupid bullhorn! *grabs bullhorn from JYAP and throws it at the next poster*

[JYAP]

(regrabs it)
Ha ha!
(somehow throws the Shire at next poster)

[Felonious Monk]

*overruns the Shire with Nazgul and Uruk-hai*
*casts ever-watchful gaze of the Eye of Sauron at the next poster*

[JYAP]

(snipes Eye)
Sauron: ARGH! I'M ****IN BLIND!
(the Riders of Rohan trample next poster)

[Protoss119]

~thinks quickly, a little too quickly, causing his brain to explode~

~radioactive bits of brain cover the Riders of Rohan who turn into mutants, attacking the next poster~

[Felonious Monk]

*Toxie, the Toxic Avenger, kills the mutated Riders of Rohan and throws his mop at the next poster*

[JYAP]

Hey,I liked that game!
(a helicopter from the same game gets in the way and is hit,exploding on next poster)

[Felonious Monk]

*is wearing explosion-proof underwear*
*is incinerated in the conflagration, leaving behind a pile of ash and a pair of My Little Pony boxers*
*a pomeranian runs by and grabs the boxers, kicking ash into the face of the next poster*

[JYAP]

Great. Now ash is on my bones.
(freezes pomeranian)
(chucks the One Ring at the next poster)
(which has the side effect of Gollum chasing said ring)

[Protoss119]

Oooh, purdy ring.

~sees Gollum after him~

~screams and runs for the hills, oblivious to the fact that there are no hills~

~head explodes in a massive shockwave that hits the next poster~

[Felonious Monk]

*is hit by shockwave*

Hey, what's this?

*picks up ring*
*sees a rampaging Gollum running after it*

GAH!

*puts on ring*

The precious! Where's the precious?!? We must haves it!

*kicks Gollum at the next poster*

[Protoss119]

~Zealot is hit by Gollum, flying into a bloody rage and ripping apart Gollum and the next poster~

[JYAP]

(polymorphs into a zealot)
(awesome Matrix-style psiblade fight commences)
(eventually polymorphs into CATS)
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
(zealot explodes)
(turns to next poster)
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME
(a ton of bombs rain on next poster)

[Protoss119]

Give your life for Aiur, men!

~teleports away, teleporting 10000 Zealots in his place~

Zealot Army: For Aiur! ~bomb'd~

Tassadar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoO0O0O0O0O 0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 1one

~Tassadar Psi-storms the next poster~

[JYAP]

(dies from imba)
(reincarnates in .2 seconds)
(the Stryker does a drive-by shooting on the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~takes out new Scourge-shooting Overlord, fires back~

Vacation Note: Going to North Carolina for a week tomorrow. Nags Head. Bringing lots of X-box games (and an X-box, of course).

~fires Scourge at next poster~

[Felonious Monk]

*intercepts with US missle defense system*

Fine. Leave then. I still expect you to post a custom class before you go. :tsk: :P

*throws an X-Box at the next poster*

[JYAP]

(grabs it,upgrades it to a 360)
Yay.
(throws a Goomba from Mario at next poster)

[Felonious Monk]

*stomps it*
*kicks a koopa shell at the next poster*

[JYAP]

(hit in the face)
(throws a Spiny at the next poster)

[Felonious Monk]

*uses POW block to flip Spiny, then stomps it*
*chars next poster with Fire Flower*

[JYAP]

Owowowowowowowow!
(Freezies next poster)

[Felonious Monk]

*is freezied*
*thaws*
*throws a thunderstone at the next poster*

[JYAP]

(whips out baseball bat)
(swings,smashing the thunderstone into the GROUND next to the next poster)

[Felonious Monk]

*thunderstone 'splodes*

Huh? What? That loud noise must have deafened me.

*is deaf, and and slightly dumber for it*
*puts in hearing aid, but it doesn't work*
*throws it at the next poster*

[JYAP]

(hit on head)
Ow!
(whips out sword-chucks,throws them at next poster)

[Felonious Monk]

*is chucked*
*chucks num-chucks... at the next poster*

[JYAP]

What the hell's a num-chuck?
(a ninja flips down and throws several kunai at the next poster)

[Felonious Monk]

You've never seen Napoleon Dynamite? You should, it's funny.

*is perforated by kunai*
*is actually a tree stump*

Ha! Substitution jutsu!

*hurls a number of senbon at the next poster's vital areas*

[JYAP]

What vital areas? I'm undead!
(flings a fireball at next poster)

[Protoss119]

~Arbiter recalls Felonious to Planet Bob, where he is ganged by specks~

~is still burnt by flower~

Old times, yo.

~takes shell, lights on fire, throws at next poster~

[Felonious Monk]

*frags specks*
*clicks heels together 3 times*

There's no place like the Throw a random object at the next poster! thread.
There's no place like the Throw a random object at the next poster! thread.
There's no place like the Throw a random object at the next poster! thread.

*wakes up from dream*

I just had the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you, and you. Screw you guys.

*douses flaming shell with Stream of Justice (tm)*
*soaked shell continues to fly towards next poster*

[Protoss119]

~matrix-dodges~

~muta-rushes next poster~

[JYAP]

Send in the Overlord that swallowed the Carrier!
(scourges fly out and kamakazi into the mutas)
I need a better name for that...I know! The Carrier-Lord!
(Worst. Singer. Ever. gets thrown at the next poster RIGHT as he's about to sing)

[Protoss119]

~recall'd~

~throws arbiter at next poster~

[JYAP]

(arbiter is hit by Curse Song,recalls a zerg rush on next poster)

[Protoss119]

~answers with Siege Tanks, which blow up the zerg rush and the next poster~

[JYAP]

(explodes)
(bone fragments fly into next poster)

[Protoss119]

~catches arm~

Oh sh- ~pummel'd~

~throws a Zergling at next poster who is promptly devoured by it~

[JYAP]

Ack! Bad dog!
(kicks off zergling after reintergrating)
(casts Confuse XVI on next poster)

[JYAP]

Cool,this is the 250th post on this thread!
(recasts Confuse XVI on next poster)