The new Emoticon RPG,brought to you by the Midknight Nine!

[JYAP]

This is the rules for the RPG,k?
Alright,here's the formula for weapon damage:
Strength-Defense+Weapon Strength=Damage.
Simple.
Formula for magical damage:Read the stupid spell description.
Anyways,you start with 20 points,and distribute them as you wish.

HP:1 point=2 HP.
TP:1 point=1 TP.
Strength:1 point=1 Strength.
Defense:1 point=1 Defense.
Speed:1 point=1 Speed.
Magic:1 point=1 Magic.
Accuracy:1 point=4 Accuracy.
Evade:1 point=1 Evade.

There. They should be self-explanatory...cept for Accuracy. Let me elaborate:

When you initiate a attack,check your time. If your accuracy(minus evade)is equal to or lower than your seconds time,you hit. Otherwise,you miss.

Also,in exchange for some points,you can buy certain passive skills. They are:

Harden:If a attack deals less than 1/4th your defense(after damage is determined),you take 0 damage. 7 points.
Natural Healing:Every 3 rounds,heal 1 HP. 5 points.
Adept:When using skills,if your skill hits,treat the number you chose as if it were 1 higher. 7 points.
Keen Eye:If your attack hits,add half the points you spent on accuracy to your damage. 3 points.
Aura:Generates a aura for the party,increasing by 1 your best non-HP/TP stat. Does not affect you. 5 points.
Bloodlust:Every time you kill a enemy,add 2 to your strength for the remainer of the battle. 7 points.
Snakeblood:Immune to poison. 10 points.
Blessed:Immune to curse. 10 points.
Training:At level up,add 1 more point to your pool. 10 points.
Magic Ace:Your magic can now critical. 7 points.
Calm Mind:Every 4 rounds,regenerate 1 TP. 5 points.
Become God:Self explanatory. 21 points.(JOKE)

I mentioned criticals didn't I? If the seconds are the same,it's a critical. Note that you NEED to hit in order to critical. Unless you take Magic Ace,magic cannot critical.

You need to make a emoticon to participate in the RPG. There are several classes for your emoticon that give bonuses to your stats,and subtract from others. They are:
Squire:+3 strength,-2 evade,uses typical fighter skills
Ninja:+3 speed,-2 defense,has a mix of spells and physical skills.
Wizard:+3 magic,-2 strength,does major damage to one target with spells.
Sorceror:+3 magic,-2 speed,trades heavier damage for AoE nukes.
Archer:+3 accuracy,-2 magic,can fire from back row safely.
Rogue:+3 speed,-4 HP,can steal enemy items and use it on the party.
Berserker:+4 strength,-3 TP,comes free with the Bloodlust skill,sometimes goes Berserk when hit.
Adventurer:+2 HP,+1 TP,well rounded with magic and skills,perfect for the undecided.
(NEW)Monk:+3 evade,-2 defense,does not use armor or weapons,but can perform amazing feats.
(NEW)Priest:+3 TP,-2 defense,self-explanatory.
Apprentice:-2 to all stats,gains 1 point more on level up.

When you actually make your emoticon,I need to know what it looks like:
A:Normal.
B:When hit.
C:When he levels up.

When you level up,you get +2 to your HP and +1 to your TP,and you get 3 more points to place. You MUST spend all your points.

Oh,one more thing,no matter what happens,your emoticon's stats cannot go below 1. If your emoticon's stats happen to be below 1 when created,I'll take it out on your future level ups.

You can choose to sign your emoticon in so he'll fight battles,or sign him out,so he doesn't fight. Signed out emoticons get half the exp. I hate slackers,so if the party is wiped out,all signed out emoticons take a temporary stat hit.

The amount of enemies is determined by how many players are signed in. Your emoticons can be either in the front row or the back row. Back row emoticons can't attack directly,nor can they be attacked directly. Spells are another thing. Also,I'm too lazy to type up all the emoticons when someone attacks,so I'll type the one(s) that got hit,and the one that hit.

Make sense? If not,here's a sample battle with no stats.

(>o_o)>==+----- <(0_0<)

Noob attacked!

(V_V)<(0_0<)

JYAP got hit by noob!

(>o_o)>==+---(X_X)

JYAP attacked noob!

Noob was KOed!

JYAP wins!

There. Happy? Now start signing up!

AMENDMENT 1:Defense and Evade can be 0.

(left c/p mark)

[Almuric]

would it be better if I loaded an RPG mod on the forums for you guys?

[JYAP]

Not really. :razz: What's wrong with a forum RPG anyways? Free advertising for those that register without knowing the server.

[Almuric]

well basically you didnt ask for a forum, you just explained rules for this strange forum game you guys had been playing. If I loaded a mod for it there would be more of an automated system for it.

[JYAP]

Umm...it's new. How can we be playing it if it's new?

EDIT:Damn,I read through too fast. Actually,a mod for it based off these rules would work well. Then I can play!...kinda. There'd have to be a story and I have a very fitting guy for the main villain...

[Halfwingseen]

Um JYAP whats TP?????

[JYAP]

TP=Technique points. If you prefer,swap it for MP.
Now to demonstrate a different emoticon battle.

JYAP used Gatling Gun!

:shoot:

JYAP wins!

[JYAP]

You guys are horrible at signing up...Fine then. I'm offering a bonus ability to whoever signs up first!

Blessed:Gain +1 to all stats.

Now will you sign up?

[Seith]

Count me in , but I still don't understand it

[JYAP]

Nice try,but you still don't get it. Make your character please...and I don't understand what is so hard to grasp about this. Here,I'll make a sample guy:

Name:JYAP(for the example! Be more original than this!)
Class:Adventurer
HP:10
TP:3
Strength:3
Defense:1
Speed:2
Magic:1
Accuracy:4
Evade:0

Skills:Keen Eye

Techniques:Cross Slash:Deal half damage to all enemies. 1 TP.

Emoticon:

(>o_o)>==+-----

When hit:

(>_<)

Level up:

(^o_o)^

Now is it clear? Oh,the above will be penalized later for having a evade lower than 1,by losing a skill point on level up automatically to fill in.

[Halfwingseen]

I think is is Right
Name : Scar The Unholy
Class: Sorcerer ( +3 magic - 2 speed )
HP: 3 pt
TP: 7 pt
STR: 2 pt
Def: 2 pt
Speed: 0 pt
Magic: 8 pt
Evade:1 pt
Accuracy: 1 pt

Skills : Calm Mind ( if im first :Blesssed )

Techniques ( er spells right real or fake i choose fake if i can make spells up >.< but real is just in case ) Real: Magic Missile 1 TP deals 3 damage for every 2 levels of Caster ( starting at lvl 1 u to lvl 9 )
Mage Armor : 1 TP Adds 1 Def 1 speed and 1 Evade for remainder of battle
Fake: ( my choice ) Death Grip: 3 TP attempts to grapple target ( Magic used instead of STR for attack ) and if Succeeded deals 2d6 damage ( NEG energy ) Shadow Door: 7 TP Opens a door to another Place where as the caster dictates any and all allies may follow but door closes in an attempt of an enemy going through
Summon Skeleton: 3 TP Summons a Skeleton to fight until it kills one enemy on which it dies and damages caster 1 pt of physical damage as a kickback
Decay Breath: 10 TP breathes Decay upon the enemy dealing 2d6 damage to all enemies and paralyzes caster for 1d2 rounds
Unholy regenerate: 1 TP ignore the next attack as if it never happened Lowers casters evade to 0 for duration of spell
Unholy Meditation: 0TP regenerate 1 TP every 2 rounds as long as caster is in meditative state ( until attacked or attacks )



( also if that is too many just pick Death grip ( if one allowed ) and unholy meditation ( if 2 is allowed ) )

Emoticon
( > *_*)> =O
On attacked:
/\( > *_*)>/\
On Level up
^----( >*_*)>---^

[JYAP]

Umm...I kinda make up the spells depending on your class...but I like where you're going with it.

Scar the Unholy recieved the title of Necromancer!

Here,how bout this for your first spell?

Dark Ray:Hits 1 enemy for your magic,and reduces strength by 1. 1 TP.

You forgot Accuracy,BTW. Oh well. You'd probably just defend if you ran out of TP.(defaults your accuracy to 1 with no penalty)

And upon looking at it again,it does seem kinda goofy that you need a evade/defense higher than 0. So,you can have a evade/defense of 0 now.

Anyways,seeing as how you have low HP and defense,we'll need to wait for Seith to sign up.

And if you're curious,here's your spell list:

Level 2:Summon Skeleton:Creates a skeleton to fight. The skeleton's stats are as follows:

6 HP
0 TP
3 Str
2 Defense
1 Speed
0 Magic
5 Accuracy
0 Evade

All non-0 stats get +1 every other level. The skeleton has to die in order for you to be attacked. 2 TP

Level 3:Dark Bolt:Deals 1 enemy your magic and a half in damage,and drops his strength by 1. 2 TP

Level 4:Unholy Healing:For every 1 HP you choose to sacrifice,heal a ally 3 HP. 0 TP(the HP cost is big enough!)

Level 5:Shadow Ray:Deals half your magic to ALL enemies,and drops their defense by 1. 3 TP.

Level 6:Summon Zombie:A more defensive version to the skeleton,it summons a zombie with the following stats:

20 HP
0 TP
1 Str
5 Defense
1 Speed
0 Magic
3 Accuracy
0 Evade

Defense and HP increase every other level after this spell is learned. 5 TP

Level 7:Calm Down:Relaxes yourself,restoring 1 TP per round you do nothing. 0 TP.

Level 8:Shadow Bolt:Deals your magic to-aw hell. It's the same thing. Just use your magic to deal damage to all and reduce their defense by 1. 4 TP

Level 9:Shades:Cast shades among all the enemies,reducing strength and defense by 1. 4 TP.

Level 10:Summon Lesser Lich:FINALLY! You knew you were gonna be able to summon one sooner or later right? Anyways,here's its stats.

10 HP
10 TP
1 Str
1 Defense
1 Speed
8 Magic(!)
1 Accuracy
0 Evade

It knows all your offensive spells up to this point. 7 TP. No,you can't summon a skeleton,a zombie,and a lich at the same time! It just ain't right!

There. Once you level past level 11,you can change your class to something more powerful. You'll see...Anyways,happy?

[Seith]

Can we only take passive skills at 1st level. It doesn't seem possible to take them later on.

[JYAP]

You have to buy them later,at a STEEP price,and even then,the more expensive ones won't be available. So get them now if you want them.

[JYAP]

If you want a story,here it is:

(insert cliche intro here)

(>?_?)> <(?_?<)

???1:Is everything ready?

???2:Yes. Go forth and destroy them all.

???1:Yes master...

Meanwhile,on Eternal War...

Dredoc:BLOODY HELL! What is with all these noobs?

(>>_<)>> (>o_o)> (>\_/)>==+---- <(0_0<) <(0_0<) <(0_0<) <(0_0<) <(0_0<) <(0_0<)

Unknown:We can't let the server get overwhelmed! Let's fight them off!

Gnarr:CHARGE!

(>>_>)>> (>o_o)> (>\_/)>==+---- <(0_0<) <(0_0<) <(0_0<)
HP 10..........HP 16.......HP 20.................HP 6.......HP 6.......HP 6

Dredoc's turn!

Dredoc shoots Noob 1!

(>>_>)>> -->(X_X)
..............................HP 0
Unknown's turn!

Unknown attempts Flying Kick on Noob 2!

(>o_o)> ---------> (>o_o)>(X_X)
TP 3......................................HP 0
Noob 3's turn!

Noob 3 attacks Gnarr!

(\_/)<(0_0<)
HP 16
Gnarr's turn!

Gnarr attacks Noob 3!

(>\_/)>==+---(X_X)
.....................HP 0
Victory!

(>>_>)>> (>o_o)> (>\_/)>==+----- --<(@_@<)
HP 10...........HP 16.......HP 16........................HP 40

Dredoc:Here comes another!

Plasma Noob's turn!

Plasma Noob fires at Unknown!

(X_X)-- --<(@_@<)
HP 0

Unknown is KOed!

Dredoc's turn!

Dredoc attempts Leg Shot!

(>>_<)>> --<(@_@<) --->(miss)
TP 1
Plasma Noob's turn!

Plasma Noob fires at Gnarr!

(X_X)-- --<(@_@<)
HP 0
Gnarr is KOed!
Dredoc:Bloody hell...I need help!

Dredoc runs away!

At Elemental...

(TO BE CONTINUED)

Did you like it? If not,bite me. I'm not changing it.

[Halfwingseen]

JYAP just so you know Shadow is a spell from baldurs gate ^_^ i love it

[JYAP]

Whatever. I need someone else to sign up or you're getting NPC help...which I rather not provide...

[Halfwingseen]

yea i know

[JYAP]

Seith...Nii...if you don't sign up...the things I'll do to you...ugh...

Of course,if you're reading this Dredoc,you're exempt from my wrath simply because YOU ARE IT.

Cue bloody hell.

[Seith]

O_O What do I need to do to sign in.

*runs to a nearby corner crying eyeballs out, and curls up into a fetal position, and begins to suck on thumb while screaming "I don't know what to do JYAP is threatening me, JYAP is evil"* :-(

[JYAP]

I sentence you to death by popped eardrums.

Cue curse songs.

Anyways,see Halfwing's guy for a good example. Just let me do your techniques and include accuracy.

[Halfwingseen]

O_O

[JYAP]

What? What happened? What?

Oh,if you want to know,???1 is Bregor,a noob that visited here with characters not made for PvP,bitches about Halfwing using the same spells because they work,and brags about beating my ninja(halfling rogue with katana and a split between dex and str)IN THE OPEN WITH HIS TANK. Moron. And ???2 is-(dies)

[Felonious Monk]

*bows before JYAPs RPG-making skills*

This looks awesome. I'll make a guy as soon as I figure out what I want him to be and look like.

[JYAP]

YES!!! Monk is back! WOOT!

Oh,and you're too kind. Making a story is a simple task as long as it isn't serious. The system is the hard part.

[JYAP]

Sigh...Dredoc,it doesn't take a few hours to sign up. Did you have to go or something? And since you guys want to see more...

(CONTINUE'D)
....AL
(>#_#)> <(0_0<)

Almuric:A noob! Begone scum!

....AL
(>#_#)> <(0_0<)
HP 666.........HP 6

Noob's turn!

Noob:zomg you noobzors take this!

Noob uses Hack Attack!

(O_O)q<(0_0<)
HP 1

Almuric:WTF...

Almuric is paralyzed!

(>>_<)> <(?_?<)

???:You pathetic being...With you out of the way,nothing can stop me from taking over the internet!

( > *_*)> =O (>>_<)> <(?_?<)

Scar:May I ask...WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS CORRUPT AND UNHOLY IS GOING ON HERE?!?

???:Crap...attack my noobs!

( > *_*)> =O (>>_<)> (poof) <(0_0<) <(0_0<) <(0_0<)

Almuric:Ack...I can't fight like this...

Scar:You won't have to. Come on guys!

BATTLE!
(not yet,I need at least 1 more guy to sign up)

[Seith]

Regis the Fleetfoot
Class: Rogue (+3 speed, -4hp)

4 hp
0 Tp
2 Str
1 Def
7 Speed
0 Magic
12 accuracy
3 Evade

If you want anything else I know not, I don't know how you want his attacks to be, or maybe we'll just say, "he attacks" but there ya go. Are you happy now?

Emoticon
(--_--)
When attacked
(>O_O<)
Level up
(^O_O^)

[JYAP]

Good job Seith,it's perfect. Although it makes a poor compliment to Halfwing,it's still valid. Your skill:

Pick Pocket(passive):If you hit,there's a chance you can steal a item.

Your skill tree:

Level 2:Sneak:Attempts to flank the enemy. 1 of 3 chance of success. 1 TP.

Level 3:Backstab(passive):If attacking from behind,automatic hit.

Level 4:Improved Pick Pocket(passive):Greater chance of stealing a item.

Level 5:Vital Strike:Regular attack at half accuracy. If hit,-1 strength,defense,and speed. 2 TP

Level 6:Blur:Add your speed to your evade for 3 rounds. 3 TP

Level 7:Greater Pick Pocket(passive):Even greater chance of stealing a item.

Level 8:Quick Item:Use a item and attack. 3 TP

Level 9:Anticipation(passive):If hit by magic,subtract the damage by how much evade you have.

Level 10:Master Pick Pocket(passive):You won't fail. Ever.

I forgot to give you guys your starting gear!

Scar got Dark Orb!

Scar got Robe!

Regis got Dagger!

Regis got Leather Armor!

Both get 5 Potions!

Both get 3 Refresh Drinks!

Oh,the stats:

Dark Orb:+2 magic,attack value of 1
Robe:+1 defense,+1 evade
Dagger:+4 accuracy(not 16,just 4),attack value of 3.
Leather Armor:+2 defense
Potion:Heals 6 HP.
Refresh Drink:Restores 3 TP.

Now I can start the battle!...kinda. You have no tank...

(>>_<)> ( > *_*)> =O (--_--) <(0_0<) <(0_0<) <(0_0<)

Scar:Well...this is horribly one-sided.

Regis:You think?!?

Noob:YARRRR!

(SLICE)

(X_X)....(>o_o)>===+------

Scar:Yay! It's JYAP!

JYAP:You're doomed without me. Let me help with these guys.

( > *_*)> =O (--_--) (>o_o)>===+------- <(0_0<) <(0_0<) <(0_0<)
HP 2...............HP 4.......HP 10........................HP 6........HP 6......HP 6

JYAP's turn!

JYAP:Allow me to soften these guys up for you.

JYAP executes Cross Slash!

(>o_o)>===+-------- ))))(>_<))))(>_<))))(>_<)
TP 2..................................HP 2......HP 2.......HP 2

JYAP:Take that! Now you try guys.

JYAP's stats:See Page 1.

JYAP's gear:

Scale Mail:Defense +3.
Iron Sword:Damage value of 5.

Yeah yeah,so I gave NPC help. Big deal. You guys needed it.

Front Row:JYAP,Noobx3
Back Row:Scar,Regis

Oh,if you want to know why the max level is 10,it's because at 10 you can promote to a different class. It's the same base class,but it's more specialized in certain skills.

Scar's Branches:

Bonewalker:Excels at summoning.
Darklord:Excels at single-target nukes.
Shademaster:Excels at multiple-target nukes.

Regis' Branches:

Thieflord:Better steal-related skills.
Assassin:Better damage-related skills.

JYAP's Branches(if he's there long enough to promote):

Duelist:More physical skills.
Journeyman:More magical skills.
Knight:Defense rises every 2 levels,weaker magical skills.
Trickster:Evade rises every 2 levels,weaker physical skills.

While I'm at it,I might as well tell you guys all the other branches for the other classes. And Scar is really a regular sorceror with dark-element spells. Don't be fooled.

Wizard's Branches:
Pyromancer:More Fire-based spells.
Aquamancer:More Water-based spells.
Geomancer:More Earth-based spells.
Aeromancer:More Wind-based spells.
Archwizard:Slighty more Magical-based spells,the balance.

Squire's Branches:
Knight:See JYAP/Adventurer.
Duelist:See above.
Halberdier:Ability to use Halberds,dealing damage to all enemies.
Lancer:Ability to use Lances,powerful single-target weapons that can pierce defense.

Ninja's Branches:
Striker:More offensive skills.
Ninjitsu Artist:More magical skills.
Phantom:More speed skills.

Archer's Branches:
Sniper:Can critical more easily.
Ranger:Can call animals to fight.
Arcer:Doesn't exist.
Sharpshooter:Can aim for specific parts to lower stats.

Berserker's Branches:
Axemaster:More Strength and Accuracy.
Sea Warrior:More Defense and Evade.

Apprentice's Branches:
Any of the other classes:Self explanatory.
Pupil:Apprentice 2.0.
Switching classes to anything but Pupil removes the 1 extra point on level up for now on.

Whew. Hope you're happy.

[Halfwingseen]

( > *_*)> =O (--_--) (>o_o)>===+------- <(0_0<) <(0_0<) <(0_0<)
HP 2...............HP 4.......HP 10........................HP 2........HP 2......HP 2
Scar Casts Dark Ray ( 7 damage ) at Noob
( > *_*)>================>(>_<)

[JYAP]

I don't feel like waiting on Seith to post.

Regis does nothing!

Scar casts Dark Ray!(You miscalculated. You dealt 4 damage. Please get the already-simple formula right.)

Noob 1 is KOed!

Time post.

[JYAP]

Noob 2's turn!

Noob 2 attacks JYAP!

(>_<)<(0_0<)
HP 8

Noob 3's turn!

Noob 3 attacks JYAP!

(>_<)<(0_0<)
HP 6

New round.

JYAP's turn!

JYAP attacks Noob 2!

(>o_o)>==+--(X_X)---
........................HP 0

(Ok,so I'm slower than Regis. It doesn't matter,I'm on his team. :razz: )

[Halfwingseen]

( okay well JYAP um the dark orb adds 2 to magic and sorc adds 3 my magic is 4 + 3 + 2 so 7 )

[JYAP]

...You mean you didn't add the +3 magic to your stats already? If you did...it isn't added every spell,it stays there. I'm getting complicated,so let me explain:

When you said you had 4 magic,I thought you meant 1+the 3 you got from being a sorc. So your magic=4. 3 isn't added to every magic attack.

Although I did forget to calculate the dark orb. Good job on that.

Anyways,the exp to level is always 100,but you get less exp from each enemy as you level. Now hurry up and finish them!

[Halfwingseen]

woah woah woah then ur stat points are off
I never added the class bonus's to my main ones so its easier to count i have 7 magic without orb and -1 speed ( then adds blessed )
Hold on ill just redo me stats i never added blessed either >.<


and Scar attacks noob
( > *_*)>======>(>_<)
6 HP...........................0hp

[JYAP]

X_X

How confusing. Oh well.

Scar's turn!

Scar casts Dark Ray(Please. You? Attack? I'll just assume it is a Dark Ray)

Victory!

Gained 21 exp!

Gained 30 gold!

Got a Potion!

(ZAP SLICE WHAM)

( > *_*)> =O (--_--) (>o_o)>==+------ (>#_#)>

Scar:Hey,we won!

JYAP:They're noobs...

( > *_*)> =O (--_--) (>o_o)>==+------ (>#_#)> <<(<_<<)

Dredoc:Guys guy-WHOLY MOLY!(ducks under sword)

JYAP:Whoops.

Dredoc:Anyways-

Regis:The noobs are attacking and have taken out everyone in power.

Dredoc:How did you know?

Scar:So,if I empower this bone here with dark magic...

Dredoc:Nevermind. Anyways,they took over Eternal! We need your help!

JYAP:Ok. Let's visit town first though. And what do we do with Al?

Almuric:IT'S NOT LIKE I'M CRIPPLED! I JUST CAN'T FIGHT!

JYAP:...let's bring him too.

Almuric joined the party!

Dredoc joined the party!

JYAP:Ok,here's the shops here. We have...130 gold. Not a whole lot.

Regis:(whistles innocently)

JYAP:...(IDEA)Regis,why don't you get some money for us?

Regis:Huh? There's no noobs we can bounty here.

JYAP:I mean...(makes gesture)

Regis:Ohh...THAT...but where can I do THAT?

JYAP:(points to vault,lightly guarded)

Regis:Ummm...there's 2 guards that could make mincemeat of me. How do I do it?

JYAP:You're dense aren't you?

MINI-GAME

The mini-game is for Regis only. Regis needs to sneak into the vault and steal 500 gold and get out,all unspotted.

First,Seith needs to post (starts sneaking) to start the game. Then,he needs to post (sneaks by guards),then (steals 500 gold),and (sneaks out). So what's the twist?

If your seconds is 20+(Regis' speed) or under,you do the task successfully. Otherwise,the guards spot you. It's not game over if you do get spotted BTW,you just won't get nearly as much gold.

So Scar won't get bored...

JYAP:There's a magic range over there.

Scar:Bah! Why bother? I'm much better than those inferior imbeciles.

JYAP:So why not rub it in their face?

Scar:...you are too evil...

MINI-GAME

Guess who it's for. Scar is challenging the best magic student just to show off. To beat him,Scar must hit him 5 times with his magic. Of course,if he's hit 5 times,instant failure.

To start,simply post (starts duel). Every 30 seconds,you can fire a beam at the student. But every minute,he fires back. Also,if your seconds time is odd,he BLOCKS and reflects it back. Whenever you're fired upon,simply post (reflects beam) within 1 minute of the reflection. Same goes for if you're fired on. Oh,if the seconds is odd again,he reflects again. You'll have to reflect it back,but you need to do it 10 seconds faster. The reward?

With no damage:+2 Magic,+1 Speed
With 1-2 hits:+2 Magic
With 3-4 hits:+1 Magic
Lose:Nothing

When you're done,there's the shops.

Weapon Shop:
Shadowed Orb:+3 magic,attack value of 1. 130 gold.(^_^)
Saber:Attack value of 6. 130 gold.(Gotta love the debate.)
Crackle Dagger:+6 accuracy,attack value of 5,electric damage. 500 gold.(You expected maybe 10 gold?)
Necro Orb:+5 magic,attack value of 2,1 extra TP used when casting. 450 gold.
Slim Dagger:+8 accuracy,attack value of 3. 130 gold.(DEBATE WHOAMG)

Armor Shop:
Hardened Leather:+3 defense. 100 gold.
Silk Robe:+1 defense,+2 evade. 70 gold.
Gold Scale Mail:Defense +4. 130 gold.

Item Shop:
Potion:Heals 6 HP. 10 gold.
Refresh Potion:Heals 3 TP. 20 gold.
Scan Probe:Use this and the party learns Scan.
Antidote:Cures poison. 15 gold.
Cureall:Heals all status defects. 50 gold.
Book of Thiefly Prowess:Have Regis read this. 100 gold.

Oh,by the way guys,I'm kinda counting on you to not cheat at the mini games. Either bring up the clock,close your eyes,click submit,open,and see if you succeeded,or find some other way to determine the seconds of your post.

[Halfwingseen]

( starts duel )
Also fires beam ( *wham*) ^_^

[JYAP]

(various laser sfx can be heard)

Scar:(is owned)

Dude,you did one post,and did nothing. I kinda expect you to do the minigames by yourself. Maybe you misread something. Try again.

[Halfwingseen]

*sigh* my comp froze up after that post my bad

[JYAP]

Start when you're ready,my sister wants to play Warlords Battlecry.

[JYAP]

SHORYUKEN!
(topic flies to the top,plowing down halfwing and seith)

[Halfwingseen]

>.< ive been having major connection issues for days it took 1 hour to gload the site and 1 more hour to post one reply doing a mini game that deal with posts within SECONDS would be hard

[Seith]

Sorry man, I've been really really busy with some stuff. I've got LOTS of homework, well reading, that I have to do. To be perfectly honest I shouldn't be on posting my excuse for not posting before O_o. But oh well, I'm kinda sleepy and right now I forget what regis can do anyways, or what he's supposed to do. I'll try to return if school lightens any.

P.S. Also another thing keeping me is we've got exchange students...
he he he, I personally have a keen interest in the italian one, but thats just me, oh yeah, and other various activites that I stupidly signed up for actually require me to do more than game.

[JYAP]

:(

(zaps mini games)

We'll call the vault a success and the duel a 3-4 hit success.

Got 500 gold!

Scar got 1 Magic!

(post away on your shopping)

[JYAP]

AAAAAAARGH!!!

(draws hammer)
(enters SSBM style hammer rage with appropriate music)
(WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM)

Really guys,I can find the time to do whatever even though I got school. Why can't you?

[Halfwingseen]

try ripping a muscle in my leg and 6 days of phys therapy -.- and *signs emoticon out* im probably gonna b absent a bit

[JYAP]

Seith,I'm really annoyed now. You haven't done ANYTHING at all. How can you play NWN yet not even bother with this?

Oh,Al? You can sign up too. This will be awhile,and it's not likely either will get anything done. And Dredoc,if you're reading this and you find me on Eternal,you can tell me your actions there,including character creation.

Items I Left Out Because No One Can Use Them ATM:

Pine Bow:Attack value of 2,ranged.
Shuriken:+1 speed,attack value of 2,ranged.
Rod:Magic +1,attack value of 1.
Axe:Attack value of 6.
Wooden Axe/Sword/Shuriken:Attack value of 3/2/1,shuriken ranged.
</starters>
Oak Bow:Attack value of 3,ranged.
Slicer:+1 speed,attack value of 3,ranged.
Staff:Magic +1,attack value of 2.
Cleaver:Attack value of 8,Accuracy -3.
Wooden Cleaver/Blade/Slicer:Add 1 point to above wooden weapons in attack.
Crossbow:Attack value of 5,ranged,-1 speed.
Spinner:+2 speed,attack value of 3,ranged,hits second target for half damage.
Gem Rod:Magic +2,attack value of 2.
Seraph Staff:Magic +1,attack value of 1,adds 1 point more to all heals.
Terra Axe:Attack value of 7,earth element,-2 speed,-2 accuracy
Bokuto:Speed+1,Attack value of 4. Trivia:A bokuto is a wooden katana.
</EB shop>

Oh,at the time of this post,I edited the Berserker class. It isn't so retarded now. I also added the Monk class and the Priest class.

[Seith]

*does what is expected of him*
forgive my stupidity in this, but I'm still not sure exactly whats expected of me.

*hopes we can assume I did what was expected of me*

never meant to annoy you :D

[Felonious Monk]

I'm not sure what abilities monks have or what special abilites they get, so I might swap some points depending on what you give them. I don't really get the accuracy thing either. I mean, if you hit when your accuracy is lower than the time, why wouldn't you want it as low as possible? And does it count both digits or just 0-9? It would seem nearly impossible to miss with an accuracy of 4 (you would only miss on 0, 1, 2 or 3 assuming the other guy doesn't have any evade) if it was both, but if it is only the single digits then how does that work with double digit accuracies, like 12+? Or am I just reading it wrong? It made sense the first time i read it, so maybe it's just the lack of sleep getting to me. On second thought, I'll wait to post stats and such till after I get a better understanding of the combat system.


Normal:
:|
-|-
/ \

Attacking (fists of fury!):
:x
-|«”„”„
/ \

Hit:
-:o
~|~
-/ \

Getting wasted:
:whisky:
---`-|~
-`--/ \

[JYAP]

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT
(asplodes)

You have things confused. Accuracy needs to be higher,and it counts both seconds. So Accuracy of 12 means you hit if your time on posting is 12 or less.

Your Emoticon is wrong. See my sample and the others.

Oh,for the skills?

Monk:

Level 1:Focus(passive):Your weapon formula is Strengthx1.5.

Level 2:Transfer:Trade 1 HP for a 3 HP heal on a ally. 1 TP.

Level 3:Sweep Kick:Half Strength Damage to one enemy,-2 speed inflicted. 1 TP.

Level 4:Meditate:Recover 2 HP per TP spent. # TP.

Level 5:Ki Shot:Fire a ranged attack using half your strength. 3 TP.

Level 6:Spin Kick:Powerful melee attack at 2x your weapon formula. 3 TP.

Level 7:Energize:Trade 1 TP for a 2 TP heal on a ally. 1 TP.

Level 8:Greater Focus(passive):Your weapon formula is Strengthx2.

Level 9:Throw:Chuck a enemy into another enemy for damage equal to your strength. 4 TP.

Level 10:Harden(passive):See skill in page one.

Promotion Branches:
Judo Warrior:Expands on Throw.
Kickboxer:Expands on Spin/Sweep Kick.
Black Belt:Stronger base attacks.
Shaman:Better heal skills.

While I'm at it...better do Priest.

Level 1:Heal Bullet:Restores HP equal to 1/4 your magic. 1 TP.

Level 2:Bless:Enhances any stat by 1 for 3 turns. 1 TP.

Level 3:Heal Shot:Restores HP equal to 1/3 your magic. 2 TP.

Level 4:Divine Ray:Inflicts damage equal to 1/2 your magic. Enemy Noobs take double damage. 2 TP.

Level 5:Heal Ray:Restores HP equal to 1/2 your magic. 3 TP.

Level 6:Heal Wind:Party heal for 1/4 magic. 3 TP.

Level 7:Heal Burst:Restores HP equal to 2/3 your magic. 4 TP.

Level 8:Revive:Restores a KOed ally to full health,but leaves him with 1/6 his HP. 4 TP.

Level 9:Heal Blast:Restores HP equal to your magic. 5 TP.

Level 10:Turn:Attempts to repel any noobs in battle. Enemy noobs make a roll VS the priest's level/2 +priest's magic/2. Same formula for noobs. If the noob wins the roll,no effect. If the priest does,noob loses 1/2 his HP and 1 to all stats. If the priest roll is 1.5 times higher than the noob's,the noob is destroyed utterly. Stupid noobs. 5 TP.

Promotion Branches:
Cleric:MORE HEALZORS
Archpriest:Better Bless.
Seeker:Better Divine Ray.
Raiser:Better Revive.
Noobslayer:Better Turn.

Happy? Now GET TO WORK SLAVES!

P.S. You did what was expected of you? Ok then.

Bought Items:
Slim Dagger
Hardened LEather
Book of Thiefly Prowess
Scan Probe(I forgot to mention it was 50 gold)
Total:380 gold.

Regis reads the Book of Thiefly Prowess!

Regis learned Skulk!

Skulk(passive):When the battle begins,there's a chance the rogue will flank the enemy.

Regis used Scan Probe!

JYAP,Regis,Scar,and Dredoc(along with Monk when he joins)learned Scan!

Scan:Allows user to scan enemy for stats. 1 TP.

Regis' Stats:
(insert stats from page 2 here)
Equipment:Slim Dagger:+8 accuracy,attack value of 3
Hardened Leather:+3 Defense.

Skills:Pick Pocket,Skulk,Scan.

I'd rather not take forever,so...

Shadowed Orb=BOUGHTZORS

20 gold left. :razz:

(cue Scar equipping it)

Next part of the story:

Dredoc:Ok,we got the gear,now can we go?

JYAP:Sure.

(WARP WARP WARP)

In Eternal...

Good Base.

Barrey:So we've lost 3 more men,correct?

Reaper:Yup. We're not faring too well. The pros aren't here.

(THUD THUD THUD)

Scar and Company:(land)Owww...

Barrey:Dredoc! So you got help?

Dredoc:Yup,although one of them has a foot in front of me.

Regis: :-x

Dredoc:Anyways,what's the situation?

Barrey:We're losing too many good players. Their superior numbers are overwhelming us. We did manage to recruit a small amount of players,but the noobs are too many.

JYAP:What if we split up and lead a squadron to fight?

Barrey:Sounds good. Here's the map.

STORY GAME

It's war out there. You need to reclaim Eternal War and destroy the noobs. Here's the lowdown:There's a 10x7 grid. I'm not going to do ASCII,so too bad. Anyways,you need to defeat the enemy general,who's commanding the other enemies. Worse,there's noob generals that boost the stats of all noobs. You'll need to take them out too. So here's the deal. The enemy noobs are positioned at:

B-5:Noob x2
B-3:Noob x2
C-7:Tchatcho,Noob x2
C-1:Noob x3
C-4:Laser Noob,Noob
C-2:Moron
B-6:1337 Noob,Noob x2
D-4:Trazzac
D-2:1337 Noobx2
D-7:Shield Noob,Noobx2
E-2:Cara,Laser Noob
E-5:Fencing Noob
F-3:Lightsaber Noob
F-7:Cheese Master,Noobx3
G-3:Noobx5
G-4:Pruragor
H-1-7:Noobx2
I-4:Beam Noob
J-4:Bregor

Key Spots:

A-4:Almuric and Barrey,Good Base
A-3:Scar's starting spot
A-5:Regis' starting spot
A-2:Dredoc's starting spot
A-6:JYAP's starting spot
A-1:Monk's starting spot
D-4:Ballista(allows a free attack on a enemy)
J-4:Evil Base
E-2:Treasure Chest
C-2:Treasure Chest
F-7:500 Gold

JYAP:How horribly one-sided.

Almuric:Disregard my otherworldly DM healing skills. Please.

Moving next to Almuric will cause him to heal you.

Barrey:Plus,we sent some probes to analyze the generals.

Tchatcho
16 HP
6 Strength
0 Defense
1 Speed
0 Magic
20 Accuracy
0 Evade

Skills:Cleave:Does double damage to 1 opponent.

Trazzac
30 HP
6 Strength
6 Defense
4 Speed
4 Magic
32 Accuracy
4 Evade

Skills:Cross Slash:See JYAP's.
Fire Bolt:Fire-element damage to 1 target.
Arrogance(passive):JYAP deals 3 extra damage VS Trazzac.

(Trazzac is supposed to be hard. Don't worry if you die fighting him.)

Cara
14 HP
5 Strength
4 Defense
2 Speed
3 Magic
20 Accuracy
0 Evade

Skills:Heal:Self-heal for light amount.

Cheese Master
6 HP
1 Strength
2 Defense
6 Speed
10 Magic
4 Accuracy
0 Evade

Skills:Phantasmal Killer:Slays the opponent instantly. Must wait 1 turn to recharge.
Zap Bolt:Lightning element attack
Little Bastard...(Passive):JYAP does not miss fighting him,and is immune to PK.

Bregor
30 HP
7 Strength
6 Defense
1 Speed
0 Magic
32 Accuracy
0 Evade

Skills:Man,you are pathetic!:Lowers enemy stats.
You frickin noob...(Passive):All Elemental Battlegrounds residents deal double damage fighting him.

Barrey:Here's the info on your allies:

Adventurer
10 HP
2 TP
3 Strength
2 Defense
3 Speed
2 Magic
20 Accuracy
3 Evade

Skills:Cross Slash:See JYAP.
Fire Bolt:Fire Element attack dealing damage equal to your magic. 1 TP.

(>#_#)>==+----

Archer
6 HP
2 TP
2 Strength
1 Defense
5 Speed
0 Magic
28 Accuracy
4 Evade

Skills:Leg Shot:If it hits,-3 speed to target. 1 TP.

(>#_#)>>

Priest
4 HP
4 TP
1 Strength
1 Defense
3 Speed
10 Magic
4 Accuracy
0 Evade

Skills:See the priest skills and insert the first two here.

(>#_#)>/

Barrey:There's enough for 2 people a person. You can command them however you wish. Now get going!

P. P. S. You can only move 1 square a turn. Multiple players can fight the same opponent,causing a pincer situation. Dredoc and JYAP move after Regis and Scar. Anyways,pick your two backup guys and save Eternal War!

P. P. P. S. That's a long P.S. O_o

[Felonious Monk]

But you said... aw forget it. It works the way I expected it to.

So we all have to be Kirby clones? Bugger.

Normal:
o(-_-)o

Attacked:
\(><)/

Level up:
^(*_*)^

I'll work on the stats tomorrow. I have to get up early for a dental appointment and need my beauty sleep. Trust me.

[JYAP]

My sig Kirby doesn't like you now. Look what you did.
(needs to get ahold of Dredoc)
(needs to log on more often)
(needs to stop using these kinds of phrases so much)
(needs to stop using that phrase)
(needs to nix the last two phrases)
(needs to STFU)
(does)

Good to know you're signing up. :D I can finally relax about my char!

Oh,BTW,if you wish,you can give orders to JYAP and Dredoc.

[Dweia]

You have too much time on your hands.


Why not do something useful, like learn to program? Then you can write up a program so everyone can just play the game and not give a damn about the rule system ><

[JYAP]

I'm too bloody lazy to learn programming.
Haven't you fixed the spawns yet?

[JYAP]

(decides to get something useful done)

JYAP takes a Archer and a Priest,and moves forward one square.

BATTLE!!!

.................................................. ...........................................1337
(>#_#)>/ (>#_#)>> (>o_o)>==+-------- <(0_0<) <(0_0<) <(0_0<)
HP 4.............HP 6..........HP 10.....................HP 6.........HP 6.......HP 4

Archer's turn!

Archer attacks Noob 1!

(>#_#)>> --->(>_<)
..........................HP 2

JYAP's turn!

JYAP executes Cross Slash!
.................................................. .................................1337
(>o_o)>==+------- ))))))(X_X))))))(>_<)))))1337'd<(0_0<)
TP 2......................................HP 0.......HP 2...................TP 3

Priest's turn!

Priest uses Bless on JYAP!

Priest blessed Defense!

Noob's turn!

Noob attacks JYAP!

(U_U)<(0_0<)
HP 9

1337 Noob's turn!

1337 Noob uses Insult on Priest!

(U_U)hahahahahahaha^(0_0^)
TP 0..............................TP 2

Archer's turn!

Archer shoots Noob!

(>>_<)>> (0_0) --->
...................(miss)

JYAP's turn!

JYAP executes Cross Slash!

(>o_o)>==+------- )))))(X_X))))))(X_X)
TP 1..............................HP 0........HP 0

Victory!

Got 30 gold!

JYAP got 30 exp!

The party got 5 exp!

Your guys' turn.

[Felonious Monk]

Ok, I lied. I have friends and family visiting over the weekend before my wife's surgery and need to spend time "entertaining" them. I suspect this means dressing up in a gorrilla outfit with lederhosen and a giant foam finger and going around doing interpretive dance to polka. I hate giant foam fingers.

[JYAP]

ROFL
ROFL
ROFL

Anyways.

Dredoc:I wonder who I should pick-ow!

Noob With Mutation Virus Arrow:ZOMG I WONZORS-(is shot)

(>>_>)>> ---> <['']>

Everyone else:O_o

[Felonious Monk]

HP: 6 (3)
TP: 1 (1)
Strength: 4 (4)
Defense: 2 (4-2)
Speed: 3 (3)
Magic: 1 (1)
Accuracy: 12 (3)
Evade: 4 (1+3)


If I can leave magic at 0 (and let's be honest, monks with "magic"?) without the penalty, put it in Accuracy instead. It seems like such a waste for something I'll never use.

Bring on the NOOBlets!

[JYAP]

Sounds good enough.
(takes out golf club)
FORE!
(whacks point in magic into Accuracy)

Anyways,read the giant block of text to see what you have to do now.

JYAP:So where's-

Monk(name plz!):(lands on JYAP with motorcycle)Sorry I'm late!

JYAP:...you...don't...have...a...motorcy...cle...o w...

[Felonious Monk]

Rock on! So what gear does Hung So Lo (my lecherous monk) get to start? Better yet, if I get to buy stuff at the handy dandy shop, how much cash do I have? No point in going around naked unless I just want to impress the ladies. And what weapons are available to monks (I'm assuming there is a limitation)? My guy is particularly fond of hand-to-hand and staffs.

[JYAP]

You start with:

Clothes:Keep you from being naked.

That's it.

[Felonious Monk]

Fair enough.

Just a few more things to clear up, I promise. Do you attack adjacent squares or do you occupy the square first, then attack the people in it? If adjacent, then I move Hung to A-2 with Dredoc and attack the Noobs in B-3. If occupy, then I move Hung and Dredoc to B-2 and sit and have some tea and crumpets.

Next question: what are Dredocs stats and emoticons? I can't seem to find them, aside from the attack emoticon - (>>_>)>> -->

Last question: how do you know if you hit or not when the seconds isn't listed on the time the post was made? Is it honor system or what? It seems like it would be impossible to miss if you just wait till the time is <= your accuracy.

I think that should do it. Lots of stress + little sleep = a Monk that doesn't think too well.

[JYAP]

Occupy the square,then attack. Don't forget to pick two henchmen. And Dredoc's stats are in the guest area under the Hello All thread.

[Felonious Monk]

In which case Dredoc and I share the aforementioned tea and crumpets with an adventurer and priest in B-2. Bring it bitches.

[JYAP]

JYAP moves to C-5,then to D-4.

CUTSCENE

(>o_o)>==+------ ------+==<(*_*<)

Trazzac:Oh,it's you...hello lamer...

JYAP:Ok,why am I a lamer? Actually,this is getting nowhere. Can we call some sort of truce? Because this is really tiring.

Trazzac:Fair enough. Those noobs were getting annoying anyways...

END CUTSCENE

Trazzac has left the battlefield...

ANOTHER CUTSCENE

Noob A:Sir,Trazzac has deserted us! What do we do?

Bregor:Send in Mata Elfos.

END CUTSCENE

J-3:Mata Elfos

JYAP operates the ballista!

C-7...

(THUNK)

---(X_X)--->
.....HP 0

Noob died!

JYAP gets 7 exp!

I think I'll allow attacking a noob in a adjacent square.

Hung moves to B-2!

(>#_#)>/ o(-_-)o (>#_#)>==+------ <(0_0<) <(0_0<)

Dredoc moves with Hung to B-2!

(>#_#)>/ o(-_-)o (>#_#)>==+------ <(0_0<) <(0_0<) <['']> <(?_?<) <(?_?<)(I need Dredoc's henchmen please!)

PINCER'D.

Command?

[Felonious Monk]

Dredoc gets a priest and an adventurer. Since we both get our own henchies (I thought we had to share) I'll take a priest and an archer instead of the adventurer. Now that that's taken care of... SMITE them! Everyone attacks.

[JYAP]

Noobs' turn!

Noobs run away in utter fear!(Total ownage. I'm not gonna bother with everything.)

Monk and Dredoc get 14 Exp and 20 Gold!

FIELD

Mata Elfos moves forward 1 to I-3.

Tchatcho moves to D-6,then to D-5.

CUTSCENE

(>o_o)>==+------ ------(==<(<@_@)

JYAP:Tchatcho...you idiot...

Tchatcho:...

JYAP:Always were mute. You really should learn to attack your own level. Alright boys,have fun with the noob.

Archer:Kekeke...

(>#_#)>/ (>#_#)>> <(0_0<)

Archer's turn!

Noob:Can we talk this out?

Archer:No chance.

Archer attacks!

(>#_#)>> ---(X_X)-->
.......................HP 0,CRITICAL'D

(>o_o)>==+------ ------(==<(<@_@)
HP 10.....................................HP 16

JYAP's turn!

JYAP attacks!

(>o_o)>==+------(@_@)
...........................HP 10

Tchatcho's turn!

Tchatcho attacks JYAP!

(>o_o)>==+--------(parry)------(==<(<@_@)

JYAP attacks Tchatcho!

-------+==<(o_o>)

(>o_o)>==+---------(X_X)
..............................HP 0,CRITICAL'D.

(That was a spin slash.)

Tchatcho is vanquished!

The party earns 40 EXP!

The party gets 40 Gold!

E-5...

Fencing Noob dies due to Tchatcho's death!

The party gets 10 bonus EXP!

If you leveled,please do the math.

EXP for JYAP:106/100.

LEVEL UP!!!

JYAP gains +2 to Strength and +1 to Defense.

NEW STATS

HP 12
TP 4
Strength 5
Defense 2
Speed 2
Magic 1
Accuracy 16
Evade 0

JYAP learned Thrust!

Thrust:Hit one enemy for 1.5x damage. 1 TP.

The exp total:This battle,+21 exp for all but Dredoc/Monk(first battle),and the last battle for Dredoc/Monk.

Anyways. Back to the field.

Barrey:We've constructed a ballista!

B-2:Ballista

CUTSCENE

NPC Soldiers:FOR ETERNAL!

????:You ain't going nowhere.

(>#_#)> (>#_#)> (>#_#)> <(%_%<)
HP 6.........HP 6........HP 6..........HP 20

John's turn(s)!

John attacks three times!

(X_X)< (X_X)< (X_X)<(%_%<)
HP 0......HP 0.....HP 0

John has entered the battlefield...

C-7:John

John moves to B-7,then to A-6.

END CUTSCENE

Dammit Seith/Halfwingseen,post!!!

[Felonious Monk]

I'm going to be out of town for a wedding starting tonight. I'll be back on Monday night, barring tornados, hurricanes, tsunamis, or other acts of God. Have fun!

[JYAP]

Ok. NOW I am pissed with the horrid lack of attendance.
I'm wondering right now if I should just stop this topic right now and give up on bothering with a RPG.
If I do,I don't think I'll be socializing with most of you. Except Monk,since he actually does something. And Dredoc.

[Felonious Monk]

Nevermind. After some very worrying car trouble in the middle of the interstate and a tow truck ride for 3 back home, it looks as though I'll probably be home for a while. A long while.

Don't give up yet. I like this game. Just make everyone else NPCs or make the scale smaller or something. Bring on the fist fodder!

[Seith]

Sorry man, this is the first time I've been on in a week. When I got back there were 44 unread post, thats alot. Sorry for my lack of attendence, but I've been busy + my uncle has had the computer room, so that also cuts my usage of the computer down to, whats nessicary for homework. My uncle just left this morning, but I'm still gonna be very busy. Also, I don't think your RPG is stupid, I just don't think its for me.

[JYAP]

Fine then.

CUTSCENEAGE

Song Bird:Yay,we're here!

Arma:You didn't have to sing for all those hobos...

Song:But I like to sing! ^_^

Arma:Sigh...Magus,can we kill them all?

Magus:Yes. Just give me a moment...(warps to the future,comes back with a huge speaker and a microphone)Song Bird,can you do a curse song while holding this?

Song:OK! LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Noob Generals(barring Mata Elfos and John and Cheese Master):ARGH!(eardrums pop,dies)

Summary:The pros are back. Noob General population dropping.

[JYAP]

I HATE YOU ALL WITH THE PASSION OF A THOUSAND DEAD MONKEYS. EVIL DEAD MONKEYS.

JYAP:You notice they aren't moving Barrey?

Barrey:Yeah...

JYAP:Hang on a second.(logs)

(near Bregor)

Bregor:You notice they aren't moving Mata?

Mata:Yea-BLARGH!

Rain:Hiiiii!

(>&_&)>----(X_X)-V <(O_O)

Bregor:WTF?

(>%_%)>-----V <(O_O<)
HP 60.................HP 30

Rain's turn!

Bregor:What are you?

Rain:The noobslayer supreme.

Rain uses Smite!
..................\ l l l /
(>&_&)>----(X_X)-V
TP 8.........../ l l l l \
.................HP -21

Bregor:Damn you...(teleports in the sneaky villain way)

The party gains 70 EXP and 210 Gold!

Meanwhile,on the field...

Generic Eternal War Soldiers:Bregor has fallen! ONWARDS!

Cheese Master:Too many...can't...PK...ARGH!(dies)

John:Take this imbeci-

Barrey:How does this work?(triggers ballista)

John:AGH!(dies)

The party gains 50 more EXP and 150 Gold for the deaths of the remaining generals!

VICTORY!(kinda)

Rain:That's that.

Dredoc:So where to-

Almuric:Joy. I've just recieved word Elemental has been attacked by the stragglers. To EB,I guess.

Rain:But I can't take this guy there! No fai-

Almuric:Done. Your char is imported.

Rain:(loads everyone in a cannon)TO EB!(fires)

Barrey:...they forgot the shops.(loads items into cannon,fires)



You guys are lame. Can't you post? Or even say you can't do this anymore? -_-

[Felonious Monk]

You mean I get to keep taking turns one right after another?

[JYAP]

I give up.

FISSION MAILED

(stops topic...for now)
(will probably revive it later)
(gives Monk +$5 for the card game and the Jade card)

Jade:0 AP/DP,L8,Pro,can morph into any creature in either deck and assume the effects,AP/DP values,and the type of that creature and can unmorph and remorph at will. The Pro type stays constant.

[Felonious Monk]

*bummed about what had potential to be a great RPG getting shut down by lack of attendance*

*stoked about another 5 smackers and bitchin card*

Gotta take the good with the bad I guess.