The (Guest-Friendly) Insanity Thread

[JYAP]

(grabs it,throws it at Protoss)
(since it doesn't explode unless eaten)

[Protoss119]

~juggles Popcorn~

~a ligua Armored Scout-shooting Carrier attacks and the ligua Armored Scouts move in to intercept the Slippys/Slippies/Whatever~

[JYAP]

Scout shooting Carrier? BLASPHEMY!
(Photon torpedoes the heretic)
(Slippies are replaced by Falcos,which shoot up Toss's force in short order)

[Protoss119]

No, these are ligua Armored Scouts from Robotech.

~clones of Darth Sion appear on all the Falcos' Arwings and wreak havoc~

~meanwhile, orders the Carrier to kamikaze into JYAP's Carrier~

[JYAP]

Peppy: Do a barrel roll!

(the fight is above water)
(elaboration not required)
(the Falcos shoot down your Carrier before it crashes)

[Protoss119]

Carrier Captain (Protoss, of course): Oh bloody he-

~Carrier explodes, the explosion heavily damaging JYAP's carrier~

[JYAP]

(flying SCVs repair the Carrier)

[Protoss119]

~since Terran guys can't repair Protoss things (I think), Scourges come out of nowhere and bomb the Carrier~

[JYAP]

http://objection.4camp.net/go.php?n=66092

(Carrier has point-defense guns)
(the Scourges are history)

[Protoss119]

Yes I do. Protoss can't repair. XDDDDDDD

But if the Terrans were able to repair Protoss, we would be seeing a LOT less damaged Carriers/Scouts/things. I know Medics can heal almost everyone's bio-units (Zerg, etc.), but still.

~Lockdowns JYAP's carrier~

...Nuclear Launch Detected.

~BOOM~

[JYAP]

There's no site for this,regrettably.

HOLD IT!

The Carrier has its rights to a reflex save!
(carrier makes save,rolls 20)
(nuke misses)
(ground makes save)
(rolls 20)
(nuke turns around at Toss)
(Toss makes save)
(rolls 19)
(19+15=34 DC 100000000)

[Protoss119]

HAX- ~nuked, is unscathed save for his glowy state~

~touches JYAP's carrier which disintegrates~

[Felonious Monk]

Ooooooooh, flashy.

*eyeballs melt in their sockets*

Mmmm, be right back.

*returns with replacement eyeballs*

Ok, go ahead.

[JYAP]

(carrier rolls 20 on fort save)
(Toss rolls 1 on his fort save)
(carrier lives,Toss mutates into some biomonster like what Star Fox found on Solar)

[Protoss119]

NOOOO! Not another Star Fox monster!

~transforms, beats the hell out of JYAP's carrier~

[JYAP]

Captain: Damage report!

Technician: I'm all right!

Captain: NOT YOU! THE SHIP!

Technician: Oh.

(carrier crashes into Toss,killing both)

[Felonious Monk]

*scavenges remains*
*wipes Toss bits off on pants*

[Protoss119]

~little bits get into Felonious's head, turning him into some sort of borg thing~

[JYAP]

Borg? Oh geez.
(sets phaser to kill,headshots)

[Protoss119]

~More Borg Drones appear and they adapt~

~since they can't assimilate undead people (or can they? <_<), they just beat the crap out of JYAP~

[JYAP]

Bring it.
(goes all Matrix on them)
(then draws dual shotguns,blows off heads of next wave)
(while the Borg is a wave behind,calls a bunch of Probes to warp in a metric ton of Photon Cannons)

[Protoss119]

~since the Borg are pretty much able to adapt to anything short of an I-MOD, they simply shield themselves from the shotgun blasts~

~splash damage can hurt them though~

[Felonious Monk]

*sits back and munches on nanochips*

We are leaving to visit family. We will be back in a couple weeks. Resistance is futile.

[JYAP]

(whips out awesome 20-barreled assault rifle,with each barrel shooting a different type of ammo,from fire to acid to sonic to piercing to exploding to splashing...)
(wastes the Borg)
Go assimilate the Zerg!

[Protoss119]

Gee, OK.

~assimilates Zerglings, gains a literal ton of new drones that attack JYAP~

[JYAP]

You fool.
(the Zerglings throw larva into the Borg,assimilating them into the Zerg instead)
(assimilating war begins as I blow away Toss with my giant rifle)

[Protoss119]

HA! You missed, phool!

~starts throwing Zerglings at rifle~
~the Zerglings tear the rifle to itty bits~

[JYAP]

(uses rifle as bat,whacking them off)

[Protoss119]

~hydralisks start getting hatched and start firing their needle spines at the gun~

Wait. What am I thinking?!

~uses scourge-shooting overlord, fires multiple scourge whose suicide & needles should pretty much wreck the gun~

[JYAP]

(eat DR -/90 phool)
(uses Split Self from Halfwing's RPG repeatedly)
(the 20 or so clones gun down anything in their way)

[Protoss119]

~Except the Scourge have 9999-damage suicide, no thanks to the 255 upgrades~

~clones are also gunned down, and pretty much the place is overrun by Zerg~

I played this mod from Campaign Creations called Fall From Grace for Starcraft...it was epic.

[JYAP]

Sigh.

(Awesomes come out and eradicate the Zerg)
(Urbanmechs with 1 Clan Ultra Heavy Autocannon help out as well)

[Protoss119]

Well damn.

~Death Star fires upon planet, blowing it up the moment the last Zerg guy was killed~

[JYAP]

(Carbuncle reflects the attack back at the Death Star,but misses)
Carbuncle: I'm a guy that casts Reflect,not a scientist.
(the blast wipes out Pluto)

[Protoss119]

Moff Eah (Pun Intended): That guy's reflecting all our attacks. Perhaps we should retreat.

Grand Moff Tarkin: Retreat? In our moment of triumph? You overestimate their chances.

~Big swarm of TIE Bombers appear over Carbuncle and bomb him until he's but a spud~

[JYAP]

Oh no you don't. Cerberus!
(Cerberus casts Double and Triple on my army of summons)
Golem!
(Golem creates a shield for the entire party)
Alexander!
(Alexander fires his HOLY missiles at the TIE bombers)

[Protoss119]

~big flaming barges of armor fall on Alexander, Golem, & Cerberus, magically piercing the shield~

[JYAP]

(big flaming barges are taken care of by Leviathan,who calls a tidal wave to throw them aside)
(Pandaemona is called and sucks up anything that poses a threat on the ground,then shoots it into Salamander's mouth)

[Protoss119]

~Which is why I'm sending more air units~

~AT-ATs are called in - and they're HUGE - and they fire at Pandaemona~

Note: Happy late 1000 hits for this post!

[JYAP]

(Alexander keeps everything out of the skies)
(Pandaemona is reinforced by Shiva,who freezes the AT-ATs)
(Ifrit blows them up later)

[Protoss119]

~simply asks why Shiva would need to freeze them if Ifrit was going to burn them anyway~

~this question blows up all 4 and erases their existence~

[JYAP]

(Shiva would need to freeze them so Ifrit doesn't have to hunt them all down)
(all 4 stay intact)
(Diablos attacks Toss because of that,and he's level 99,so it's a insta-kill)

[Protoss119]

~restarts comp~

~Diablo & friends get erased~

[JYAP]

(sets up The Quickening with some undead time mages)
(casts all his summons again)
(except Queztalcouatl fries anything electronic with lightning)

[Protoss119]

~comp gets fried, everything that JYAP just summoned/built gets erased from existence for some time until comp gets repaired~

~when that happens, surrounds the planet with Star Destroyers~

[JYAP]

(Bahamut nails them all with a good Mega Flare)
(Tonberry appears behind Protoss,stabs him with his knife for godly damage)

[Protoss119]

~clone asplodes~

~appears onboard the Black Dream, which blows up Bahamut miraculously~

[JYAP]

(Bahamut Neo destroys the Black Dream)

[Protoss119]

~Black Dream somehow manages to resist, having 2000 shields & HP, 12 armor, & a rapid-firing Mutalisk weapon that does 120 damage on impact~

~Black Dream blows up Bahamut Neo~

[JYAP]

(except Bahamut Neo has a truckload of HP himself)
(a couple Giga Flares later...)

[Protoss119]

~...the Black Dream blows up~

~another Black Dream comes out of nowhere~

~turns out there's a truckload of Black Dreams waiting in a private hangar~

[JYAP]

(Bahamut Zero finds said private hanger and obliterates it completely)
Yes,there are 3 Bahamut summons.

[Protoss119]

Ah.

~presses Self-Destruct button on each Bahamut (lol)~

[JYAP]

You wish.
(Odin murders the rest of Toss's goons)

[Protoss119]

~sigh~

~turns off the lights, enabling stack mode~

~lays a CC on Odin & all the Bahamuts, destroying them~

~turns on the lights~

[JYAP]

(resummons them)
My turn.
(lights off)
(Toss is hit by Shiva, Ifrit, Ramuh, Odin, all 3 Bahamuts, Chocobo, Tonberry,Cactuar, Leviathan, Pandaemona, Salamander, Cyclops, Lich, Eden, Knights of the Round Table, Phoenix, Diablos, Alexander, Hades, and Quezalcouatl)
(lights on)
(the REAL Toss is a blood stain on the ground)

[Protoss119]

~"The REAL toss" whoever that may be dies~

~the actual Protoss119 starts sending huge swarms of Infested Terrans & Scourges~

[JYAP]

(all of which are frozen solid by Shiva)

[Protoss119]

~however, what I didn't mention was that the Infested Terrans and Scourge have built-in nuclear bombs on their backs which explode in 3...2...1...~

~massive explosion, blowing up Ifrit, Shiva, Odin, All 3 Bahamuts, & anything else JYAP can pull out of Warcraft/Diablo/etc caught in it~

~dominates the world with Invid Hellcats, Odeon Drones, Gurab Troopers, Scrimm Inorganics, etc.~

[JYAP]

(they're summons and thus,inheritly disposable)
(resummons them)
(Firelord rushes Protoss)

[Protoss119]

~casts Banishment, sending all the summons from which they came~

[JYAP]

(resummons AGAIN)
(is fortunate he equipped Half of MP prior to the fight)

[Protoss119]

~Banishment~

[JYAP]

(a Demon Hunter-who we all know is goth-drops down next to Toss and Mana Burns him into oblivion by playing his crappy gothic music on full blast)

[Protoss119]

~Blue Arbiter warps him out of oblivion behind the Demon Hunter~

-=BITE!=-

Mmm. Demon Hunters taste pretty good.

[JYAP]

(except Toss now has a sudden urge to stab himself)
(and he failed his will save)

[Protoss119]

~stabs self, gives thumbs up~

I'm OK!

[JYAP]

(Toss then dies cause if he stabs himself that means he's doing his death animation)
(Protoss119 the Insaniac(Level 18) has fallen)

[Protoss119]

Pah. Expendable.

~summons Protoss119 the Sith Lord who throws his lightsaber at all Death Animations, meaning the rules of death do not exist~

~Sith Lord Toss jumps off a building and survives miraculously~

[JYAP]

(except you don't need a death animation to die)
(Protoss119 the Sith Lord(level n00b) has fallen)

[Protoss119]

~sigh~

Again, expendable.

~throws Protoss119 the Jedi Master at the game who drools on it, messing it up~

[JYAP]

(he randomly dies too)

[Protoss119]

~just plays Sunken D~

Wait. There's no insanity in that.

~drops a few tons of noobs in there~

[JYAP]

(draws smiley with red dots)
(except it's an angry smiley)
(boom)

[Protoss119]

~kills the ghosts making the smiley~

[JYAP]

(they have super cloaks which make them invulnerable)

[Protoss119]

~casts Mordenkainen's Disjunction on all the ghosts, then kills them with sunks~

[JYAP]

(by the time he finishes the nukes have already landed)

[Protoss119]

~gets a full refund~

~rebuilds~

[JYAP]

(the nukes upgrade to be 9.5 times bigger)
(the smiley of death is created again)

[Protoss119]

~Mordenkainen's Disjunction, kills with sunks~

[JYAP]

(again,the nukes land by the time he finishes)

[Protoss119]

Sigh.

~somehow slows time~

~does the above before nukes can land~

[JYAP]

(casts Slow on Toss)
(so while time moves slow,Toss moves slower)

[Protoss119]

~casts Greater Restoration on self~

[JYAP]

(time returns to normal by then)
(BOOOOOOOM)

[Protoss119]

~quits, starts playing Corsair defense while getting 50 ups~

1000th post!

[JYAP]

(which is invaded by flying sunken colonies)

[Protoss119]

~easily dispatched by Corsairs since sunks can only attack ground~

[JYAP]

(but they're flying and immune to the laws of physics due to breaking them)
(so the sunken colonies skewer the Corsairs then asplode cause I said so)

[Protoss119]

~Corsairs miraculously live since for every action, there is no longer an equal and opposite reaction~

Ah, yes, the shortgun. An ancient device that shrunk many victims in its time.

~fires shortgun at JYAP~

[JYAP]

(since there is no longer an equal and opposite reaction to every action,the corsairs STILL explode)
(cause getting stabbed with a tentacle=/=exploding)
(meanwhile,opens a wormhole in front of me and behind Toss so he gets shrunk instead)

[Protoss119]

~uses a growing gun, fires at the wormhole a bunch of times & becomes a giant~

[JYAP]

(except when he draws the growing gun,the wormhole closes and I get hit instead)

[Protoss119]

~shoots JYAP a couple more times until he's bigger than everything~

This planet ain't big enough for the both of us!

[JYAP]

(crushes Toss)

[Protoss119]

~JYAP crushes the entire planet~

~gets recalled to Braxis where the Arbiters, due to a hack, cloak each other~

[JYAP]

(except they have the Predator blur effect and as such I easily destroy them when I warp there cause I don't need air to breathe)

[Protoss119]

~recalled right over the sun in a freaking cold suit~

Hit me and you incinerate yourself.

[JYAP]

(snipes Toss)

[Protoss119]

~JYAP's shot ends up ripping through 3 planets & the sun itself~

You fool! Now the entire galaxy is gonna supernova!

~BOOM~

...That means no more Warcraft.

[JYAP]

(except the sniper I was using fired a bullet that shrunk to regular size to kill Toss)

[Protoss119]

Ow.

~dusts self off, gets a bunch of ships to place their tractor beams on JYAP and drag him into the sun~

[JYAP]

(too big,throws them into the sun instead)

[Protoss119]

~JYAP's hand gets dangerously close to the sun which is freaking hot~

~INFERNOZORS~

[JYAP]

(gives himself a minor burn)

[Protoss119]

~continues to fire the growing gun at JYAP until the sun is touching his bony pelvis, melting it~

[JYAP]

(the gun broke)

[Protoss119]

...Fock.

~grabs another growgun, see above~

[JYAP]

(the last few pages or so of this stuff is baleeted)
(we're back to square 1)
(Zerg Rushes Toss)

[Protoss119]

~takes mallet of Firebatness, smashes lings & hydras with flaming mallet~

Latest vers. of SC is 1.14. I would check by www.campaigncreations.org & snag the Zeji Conversion. It's really good.

[JYAP]

(the time it takes for all the lings and lisks to be killed is enough to make 50 lings,which tear apart Toss)

[Protoss119]

~gets recalled into Blue Arbiter, casts Stasis Field on lings to recuperate~

~gets out Zeji Conversion & makes a bunch of Reptilon Blademasters which lay the living smackdown on the lings~

[JYAP]

(10 overlords arrive,and drop in 20 infested reavers in total)
(lolol pwned)

[Protoss119]

~A few Mekani Bombarders (equivalent of Valkyries except they can attack ground too) blow the Reavers to bits~

~does Bombarder rush with a bunch of them~

[JYAP]

(infested carriers and reavers make a slow but steady approach on Toss's base with kamakazi terrans and scourges flying every which way)

[Protoss119]

~upgrades Mekani Vehicle Weapons to L10, amplifying the damage~

~Mekani Enforcers (The equivalent of Goliaths except they have lasers instead of missiles) make their way to JYAP's base~

[JYAP]

(another infested push,this time with infested goliaths shooting out Hydra spines)

[Protoss119]

Mind Bomb Detected.

~Mind bombs are the equivalent of Nukes~

~M'toran Acolytes (the equivalent of ghosts) are inside JYAP's base~

[JYAP]

(infested observers point them out to the infested dragoons,which vaporize them and help the next push of infested machinery)

[Protoss119]

~BC RUSH!!!!!!!!!!!1111111one~

[JYAP]

(pulls off a late-game ZERG RUSH!)
(except instead of lings,scourges are used)
(the BCs drop fast with more infested machinery coming)

[Protoss119]

~more Enforcers with BCs knock out said machinery with BCs blowing up Infested Reavers & Dragoons while Enforcers blowing up scourges, etc.~

[JYAP]

Time for the secret weapon.
(a dot appears on Toss's base)
Infested Nuclear Launch Detected
(infested terrans fly everywhere as an overlord slams into the base at full speed)

[Protoss119]

Awwww dammit.

~KA-BOOOM~

~liftoffs his CC into someplace else~

~gets a bunch of defenderguys from other base (which is currently in ruins) to help defend his new base~

At least this isn't Fastest, where it kills to have your starting CC/Nexus/Hatchery destroyed.

[JYAP]

(has 9 infested nuclear silos)
(still has 8 left and an infested observer is giving me line of sight)
Infested Nuclear Launch Detected

[Protoss119]

~interferes~

~slows time, throws in a few Sieged Siege Tanks of Sieging into the Infested Nuke Silo site(s)~

~returns time to its normal state~

[JYAP]

(the tanks are deflected by hyper Droideka shields on the silos back into Toss's base)
(all while they're yelling their trademark battle cry: JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!)

[Protoss119]

~Death Star fires on Nuke Silos, blowing them up~

[JYAP]

(Death Star overheats and explodes)

[Protoss119]

~rebuilds Death Star with over 10000 Double Heat Sinks, see above~

[JYAP]

In all honesty,you overuse the Death Star. Try something else.
(giant buzzsaw robots charge at Toss)

[Protoss119]

OK.

~fires Galaxy Gun, blowing up Buzzaw robots~

~Eye of Palpatine comes into orbit which is hard as hell to get past~

[JYAP]

(about 10 infested reavers blow up the eye of Palpatine)
(infested terrans start randomly spawning in Toss's base)

[Protoss119]

~Except the Eye of Palpatine is heavily armed and blasts the IRs from orbit~

~fires Galaxy Gun at JYAP's base~

[JYAP]

(except Toss's favorite summon appears)
Carbuncle: Hiii!(reflects blast into Toss's base)

If you care,Carbuncle looks like: http://www.kekkai.org/andrea/art/carbuncle.jpg

[Protoss119]

~throws a spell/power/psionic/attack/whatever-negating sword at the barriers, breaking them and going right into Carbuncle~

~Eye of Palpatine guns down Galaxy Gun bolt~

~Galaxy Gun fires another bolt~

[JYAP]

(firing spells at Carbuncle is a good way to kill yourself)
(Carbuncle reflects the Galaxy Gun again,but Alexander backs it up with a ton of HOLY missiles)

[Protoss119]

~except it was never a spell~
~casts Empowered Spell Mantle~

~salvages so-called unbreakable shield from the past and rebuilts it, except now it is breakable since it's so oooolllllddddd~

~shield absorbs holy missiles as Eye of Palpatine yet again guns down the Galaxy Gun bolt~

[JYAP]

(a Paladin appears next to the Eye of Palpatine and does one of two actions)
(if the Eye is a building,the Pally C4s it to hell and back while activating Divine Shield)
(if the Eye is a unit,the Pally uses his Scepter of Mind Control to capture it and have it pwn Toss,while still using his divine shield)

[Protoss119]

~it's a unit~

~gets DA to MC it back before he can get pwnt~

[JYAP]

(the Scepter has 3 charges)
(the Pally uses it on the Archon,then the Eye again)

I have the opportunity to advertise this forum on another forum. This could draw in loads more people. Problem is,they probably don't know about NWN and I'm scared at the prospect of 10+ people coming in and messing up our forum. Should I?

My sig broke,then got fixed. Waste of my 5 minutes of time.

[Protoss119]

I think you should. Anything that can bring more popularity to us is welcomed. And the spammers are just one burden of an admin. A helluva lot of them exist on gametalk.

~Two more DAs MC the original DA & the Eye~

[JYAP]

(the DAs are Maelstormed and unable to cast)
(then the Pally smashes his hammer of pwningness on them)

I'm on it then.

[Protoss119]

~High Templar casts Mordenkainen's Disjunction (lol) on the Pally followed by a Psi Storm~

[JYAP]

(Pally dies,but respawns at the Altar of Kings 2 feet away with a new Scepter of Mastery)
(the Pally then uses it on the templar,and has him fry everyone else)

[Protoss119]

~Green dot appears on the Altar of Kings~

~Another templar merges with MC'd Templar and becomes an Archon which fries the Scepter of Mastery out of total insanity and goes on a killing spree~

[Protoss119]

Did I win?

[JYAP]

(sadly,while the Paladin was distracting everyone,a pack of Ghosts get in and spot the whole thing for a nuke)
(bye bye!)

[Protoss119]

~A Zerg Queen with infinite energy broods all the ghosts~

~broodlings get all over the place~

[JYAP]

(except at least 3 nukes got off)
(and a hybrid between a Wraith and a Ghost spots the base for a orbital winter)
(which hits as hard as 10 of my Ice-4 spells in an area 5 nukes could cover)

[Protoss119]

~broodlings get nuked~

~throws a snowball at the hybrid~

[Felonious Monk]

*sits back down and starts eating stale popcorn*

[Protoss119]

You stole my seat!

~HK-47 "removes" Felonious by facilitating communications and putting an end to hostilities~

[Felonious Monk]

*deflects bullets back at HK-47, pumping it full of holes*

Anyone else want to negotiate?

[Protoss119]

~Felonious is BC rush'd~

[Felonious Monk]

Psionic Storm!

[JYAP]

Somebody call Psion?
(pokeball with Psion inside flies out and lands next to Monk)
(Psion Bites Monk while kicking him like mad)

[Protoss119]

~Another Zeji Tiamat comes in and blasts Psion~

[JYAP]

Psion used Reflect!

(TWANG)
(Zeji Tiamat explodes)

[Protoss119]

~More Tiamats come to blasts Psion till he/she/it is out of PP for Reflect~

~SCORCH~

[JYAP]

(Psion runs out of PP for Reflect)
(Rotat comes in and uses Reflect instead)
(meanwhile Psion uses a Ether on Reflect and gets back his PP)
(and while all this is happening a random Ninjask infiltrates the flagship and wtfpwns the captain)

[Protoss119]

~...they're ALL flagships...O_O~

~A spectre with all the spells in the game comes & WotBs Psion and Rotat~

~Another handful of Zeji Tiamats & a Super Star Destroyer drop out of hyperspace & blast the thread~

[JYAP]

(Psion and ROTAT(WITH A T YOU NOOB!)make their fort save,and Psychic the spectre to heck and back)
(a flood of Ninjasks attack the Zeji Tiamats,with melee support from Scizors)

[Protoss119]

~takes the word "Noob", shoves it down JYAP's throat~

~the Tiamats self-destruct, taking the Tiamats & Scizors with them~

~the SSD guns down Psion & RotaTTTTTTOwret0y3w4jy60=934hy=03e5hjmy35=~

~The Spectre's a ghost type, psychic isn't very effective~

~Spectre Magic Missiles them while the SSD does its work~

[Felonious Monk]

*pushes big red button*

[Protoss119]

~Felonious presses the wrong red button, causing another wave of Tiamats to show up~

[JYAP]

(Psion and Rotat still wtfpwn the Spectre since Ghost types=/=Dark types)
(aboard the Super Star Destroyer,1000 Electrodes are warped in random places and use Explosion)
(so much for that)

[Protoss119]

~Our old friend Piett was on board~

Admiral Piett: INTENSIFY THE FORWARD- ~boom~

~about 50 more spectres each with all the spells in the game attack Psion & Rotad~

Apparently, Smirnoff, the mod at Domain of the Damned, has been sighted at the Campaign Creations forum, as has Razorclaw X, the maker of Vision of the Future (campaign for SC).

It also appears I'm a hit with the stupid. You're a hit with the smart, however.

~follows JYAP's every command~

[JYAP]

Campaign Creations forum? Where?

(Protoss gives that "rescueable" unit flash before becoming under my control)

[Protoss119]

www.campaigncreations.org

It just went back up. The site itself is infamous for its freaking awesome campaigns.

[JYAP]

Right then.
(a stormtrooper tries to shoot Toss)

[Protoss119]

~MCs the stormtrooper~

~forces the stormtrooper to take off his helmet revealing his horrendous face to JYAP~

[JYAP]

(sees Protoss take off his helmet)
...the hell?
(shoots him)

[Protoss119]

The Stormtrooper's helmet. XD

~Stormtrooper dies~

~MCs another, has him shoot JYAP~

[JYAP]

(as the trooper readies his shot,Matrix battle music starts up)
(draws a pair of laser pistols,jumps at the trooper firing in slow-mo,dodging the trooper's shots in the process)
(is smacked by Rain for going on a Matrix kick)

[Protoss119]

~more Stormtroopers rush in and start firing like mad~

[JYAP]

(has matrix skills and auto-wins)

[Protoss119]

~convinces the TK hunter to negate JYAP's matrix powers~

[JYAP]

(shoots TK hunter,and unnulls matrix powers)

[Protoss119]

~TK hunter has a shield~

~a BIG shield~

[JYAP]

(and I got armor piercing bullets)
(BIG armor piercing bullets)
(and shield=armor)

[Protoss119]

~TK hunter pulls out a plasma shield, kinda like the one Jackals use, only much bigger & stronger~

[JYAP]

(except The Ninja has backstabbed him for major damage,killing him instantly)
(resumes assault)

[Protoss119]

~as the TK hunter is made for TKing (and is highly successful at it), he forces The Ninja to join Toss's team & kills him for TKing~

(Lies, I know...but I'm deceptive X_X)

[JYAP]

(except the TK hunter phailed his persuade check)
(pwned)

[Protoss119]

~TK Hunter rolls a 20~

[JYAP]

(but unlike saving throws,a 20 doesn't mean you auto-succeed)

[Protoss119]

~TK Hunter respawns~

[JYAP]

(except he's on my team)

[Protoss119]

~Dark Archon MCs the TK Hunter~

[JYAP]

(but the TK hunter has been reborn as a hero)
(DA is wtfpwned)

[Protoss119]

~gets more TK hunters, each with 255 listen/spot~

[JYAP]

(since this is endless,erases existance of TK hunters)
(a Magikarp falls on Toss's head and Splashes)

[Protoss119]

~tapes lightsaber on top of head~

~Stabbity~

[JYAP]

(which provokes Wing's wrath,cause you killed one of his 6 level 100 Magikarps)
(gg)

[Protoss119]

~grabs his cloak of spell-immunity~

gg Wing

[JYAP]

(now who said Wing's only way of killing people was with spells?)

[Protoss119]

~spams Greater Stoneskin & Premonition with Haste~

[JYAP]

(Wing has Mordenkainen's Disjunction)
(since the buffs go before spell immunity is applied IIRC,the buffs eat Disjunction)
(if not,a random skeleton with a +9582 longsword rolls a natural 20 striking you)

[Protoss119]

~skelly rolls a 1~

~disarms skelly & inflicts stabbity death upon Halfwing~

[JYAP]

(except I stated that the skellie rolled a 20)
(thus he hits)
(and you can't edit my posts so hah)

[Protoss119]

~writes algebriac expression denoting 20 as a variable equalling 1~

[JYAP]

(except Toss can't figure out how to do it so he asplodes)

[Protoss119]

What? C'mon, I'm a gifted student in 8th-grade Algebra. How would I not know how to do that?

[JYAP]

I'm a 9th grade student in Geometry. The algebra problems I come across are eliminated in 10 seconds at most. Heh heh.

(if 20=1,then Toss=dead)

[Protoss119]

~clone dies~

~suddenly, from above...~

BANZAI!!!!!!!!!

~inflicts stabbity death with a lightsaber upon Halfwing~

Stabbing with a sword is one thing; stabbing with a lightsaber inflicts energy damage.

[JYAP]

Whatever. You killed Wing so I don't care.

(Toss still dies from the equation)

[Protoss119]

~had cast Death Ward on self before viewing the equation~

~casts Invisibility on it~

[JYAP]

(except the equation still comes true)
(and the death ward overloads)

[Protoss119]

~grabs a rod of unlimited-uses-per-day Death Ward~

[JYAP]

(rod breaks upon use)

[Dweia]

*walks in and then walks back out again*

[JYAP]

HOLY HELL DWEIA LIVES!

(Dweia trips and falls into a spike trap)

[Protoss119]

I'm not really surprised. Everyone just shows up every 2 years nowadays.

~repairs it somehow, coats it in titanium instead of whatever it was made of at first~

Damn people in Neverwinter can't get it through their skulls that Titanium > Adamantine.

[JYAP]

Mythril>all though.

(rod breaks again,and the titanium spontaneously becomes a Phantasmal Killer and pwns poor Toss)

[Protoss119]

~has immunity to mind spells thanks to Mind Blank rod~

[JYAP]

(label falls off,revealing Mind Fog rod)
(PK kills Toss)

[Protoss119]

~succeeds his will save on Mind Fog, throws the rod at the PK, whacking it since it's the rod itself was actually illusory~

[JYAP]

(the PK explodes)
(which causes a Weird to be spontaneously cast)

[Protoss119]

~head asplodes~

~of course, as seen in Page 2-4 of the Taking-Over-Pub thread, Toss can regenerate his head~

~Frost Novas JYAP which somehow got mixed with a Defiler's Plague~

[JYAP]

(which actually gives me temporary HP)
(now has 674/333 HP)

[Protoss119]

~thanks to plague, he loses 300 Temp HP~

~as a noob to WC, has special rights and priveledges~

~hacks JYAP (not in RL, of course)~

[JYAP]

(the hack Toss is using explodes before any damage is caused)

[Protoss119]

~gets out WorldEdit, uses it to make the Lich mass-producable~

~hacks Staredit so it edits WC maps, edits the Lich's Damage/HP to 8000~

~changes their damage to Fire-type/Chaos-type/Whatever~

~sends an army of them against JYAP~

[JYAP]

(the modifications increase my power as well)
(so the liches can't enter attack range before my frost aura freezes them)

[Protoss119]

~modifies attack range with Worldedit and since the mass-produceable lich is a whole new unit unlike the hero lich, it only goes for said lich~

[JYAP]

(does his own editing)
(mass-producted liches have 1 HP and damage)
(protects map so it can't be edited anymore)

[Protoss119]

~uses OSMap to unprotect it, re-edits mass-produced liches~

[JYAP]

(but the map is protected)
(upon using the counter-protection,a virtual Psion uses Psychic on OSEdit,destroying it)

[Protoss119]

~except OSMap is a ghost type~

It's not very effective...

[JYAP]

(actually,it does regular damage)
(the Espeon uses Shadow Ball)
(boom)

[Protoss119]

~OSMap matrix dodges~

~don't ask~

[JYAP]

(however,the Shadow Ball has homing capability)
(and since it aims for the center mass,it's impossible to matrix dodge)

[Protoss119]

~A Carrier gets in the way, followed by several Scrimm Inorganics ganging on Psion~

~well, THEIR large numbers HAVE to be put to use~

[JYAP]

(a Shedinja sneaks up from behind and pwns OSMap with his own Shadow Ball as Psion frags the Inorganics with relative ease)
(and Rotat the Claydol triple beams the Carrier)

[Protoss119]

~OSMap tries a somersault and just shoots it, Fox~

~meanwhile, Invid numbers are reinforced with Hellcat drones~

~the Carrier is armed with a Yamato Gun and Interceptors with Missiles, all of which gets turned on Rotat~

[JYAP]

(the Carrier is still fragged instantly by Rotat's mighty triple beam shot)
(the Shedinja deflects the shot with Wonder Guard and Perish Songs OSMap)
(Psion is backed up by Cynder the Typhlosion)

[Protoss119]

~Another Carrier of the same type shows up and frags Rotat~

~meanwhile, OSMap entered the warp thingy in the Asteroid Field before Perish Song could be used~

~Ligua Armored Scouts show up~

[JYAP]

(except sending out the Carrier used its turn up)
(Rotat frags the Carrier AGAIN since he's faster)
(OSMap crashes into a Ghost Asteroid and explodes 0.000000000000000001 seconds into warping)
(evil undead monkeys jump all over the scouts and rip them apart)

[Protoss119]

~Uber-fast Carriers show up with the same gear~

~Gamo Pincer Enforcers start showing up along with Royal Command Battloids which asplode the evil undead monkeys~

~OSMap uses Conversion to change his type to Normal before warping~

[JYAP]

(OSMap warps right into a Hi Jump Kick)
(Toss's remaining forces are Hadokened)

[Protoss119]

~except that OSMap has a conversion gun and fired it at the Hi Jump Kick turning it to Ghost type~

~it doesn't affect OSMap, according to my limited knowledge of Pokemon~

~all the rest of the Invid forces know...~

SHORYUKEN!

~insert magic lock thingy here~

[JYAP]

(a virus frags the Invid)
(OSMap is hit by Foresight,Lock On,and Sheer Cold from a Smeargle)
(yup,Smeargle is one of the few Pokemon that can learn a guaranteed hit move and an OHKO move)
(Poliwrath's another)

[Protoss119]

whosyourdaddy

Cheat Enabled!

[JYAP]

This is multiplayer. Cheats aren't allowed.

[Protoss119]

~casts Time Stop~

~makes invincibility hacks in 0.00000000000000001 seconds~

~distributes them among OSMap and friends~

~Time Stop wears off~

[JYAP]

(the hacks wear off after one second,after which everything is hit by Wail of the Banshee)

[Protoss119]

~everyone lags out~

~uses this time to build an indestructable shi-~

~goes boom~

~reassembles his Invid Army~

[JYAP]

(virus hits army and Toss's computer,disabling production of the Invids and turning the ones already made against Toss)