Any Freaks in Da House

[Bushwacker]

So, just how many freaks do we have here on Trogworld?

I'm a freak. I like to wack the bush. Just in case you don't know what that is, I will tell ya. The older guys will know what it is.


It's eatin da Beaver, :cool:
A man just anint a man unless he can do a good wack job on the beav :tup:

I havent met a woman yet that doesnt love that. Well, shit man whats not to like. And before you answer that, don't go into the whole smelly jelly thing either. "Don't taint the post" :rofl: :rofl:

[Ninja-Panda]

ok... that was subtle....

[Almuric]

Yeah, I've never known Bush to hold back. :lol:

[MissChaos]

*coughs* Oooooooooook...... hehehehe

Yes, I think it's safe to say that you, dear, are a freak :P Congrats!

Edit: The more I thought about this the more I needed to add it: Not ALL women. Actually, there's a large majority of women that don't enjoy it (I don't think I need to define what it is). And really, it's only enjoyable when it's done right and I think 97% of the world's male population haven't really caught onto how it's done yet..... Anyways, just a womanly opinion on the matter

Freakish fact of my own: I collect whips & riding crops *smirks* Beat that :D

[Darakian]

I would say we are all alittle bit freaky, would'nt you?

[Ninja-Panda]

Originally posted by MissChaos@Aug 16 2005, 06:38 AM
Freakish fact of my own: I collect whips & riding crops *smirks* Beat that :D
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :| :| :| :| :| :| :|

[DiabloVT]

and here i am thinking that Bushwhacker played Mechwarrior...
*hands over trophie of the weirdest thread*
ahaha manda... oooh manda... chicks with whips are dangerous when booze is involved so i feel sorry for ur room mates :nono:
as for being a freak... i think its all in relative terms. every goth kid and their suicide doll reckons theyre a big freak, but pile em all together at a marylin manson gig and hey presto! youre all losers!
so in a relative sense, relative to kalgoorlie that is, i think im a pretty big freak. considering im the only one here who has a good taste in metal (music, not the object B) ) and long hair, alot of people here consider me a freak.
but heres what i think of those ****ers :chainsaw:

[Ninja-Panda]

lol yes ok... i have nothin against u ppl, never had, never called u freaks (if i did i woulda been beaten up by my mate ages ago)

[MissChaos]

Originally posted by DiabloVT@Aug 16 2005, 08:08 PM

ahaha manda... oooh manda... chicks with whips are dangerous when booze is involved so i feel sorry for ur room mates
hahah don't feel sorry for my roomie's, they knew what kind of freak I was before I moved in.... Any physical disciplinary action is all their own fault....LOL! :D

[Almuric]

What really scares me is you guys joined right in. What kind of forum have i created..... :eek:

[MissChaos]

Originally posted by Trog@Aug 17 2005, 11:53 AM
What really scares me is you guys joined right in. What kind of forum have i created..... :eek:
Why, one full of freaks of course :D Admit it, you love us... We're that little crazy spark in your day....LOL!

[Ninja-Panda]

created? a place where the phsycotic and freaks can come together!

[Almuric]

I suppose everyone needs a home. :beer:

[MissChaos]

Originally posted by Trog@Aug 17 2005, 01:47 PM
I suppose everyone needs a home. :beer:
Most agreeably! So when can I move my stuff into the General Discussion forum? *goes to pack her bags* LOL!

And anyways, it says a lot about what mature (hahah yes funny), openminded people we are when someone feels comfortable enough to discuss oral sex, even if it did freak me the hell out....hehehe

[Bushwacker]

Well I didnt mean to freak you out MissChaos. Sometimes Im a little to out spoken. Maybe I am to comfy aroud here. Shit man Ive been at Trogs almost since he started it. Or maybe from the start, dont remember for sure. Im glad to see you didnt take it to hard though. ;)

[MissChaos]

Originally posted by Bushwacker@Aug 19 2005, 12:13 AM
Well I didnt mean to freak you out MissChaos. Sometimes Im a little to out spoken. Maybe I am to comfy aroud here. Shit man Ive been at Trogs almost since he started it. Or maybe from the start, dont remember for sure. Im glad to see you didnt take it to hard though. ;)
Seriously, a little outspoken is good! :)

I have two male roomie's so I'm shocked on a VERY regular basis.....

So please, continue to remain comfortable and I'll just make sure I'm a little more outspoken than usual from now on.... hehehe

[Ninja-Panda]

oh dear god, what has just happened here?

[MissChaos]

Originally posted by Ninja-Panda@Aug 19 2005, 10:16 AM
oh dear god, what has just happened here?
A 'moment'

LOL!

[Almuric]

LMAO! :rofl:

Was just imagining what your two male roommates must put you through. :lol:

[Darakian]

LOL just lol :)

[MissChaos]

Originally posted by Trog@Aug 19 2005, 11:16 AM
LMAO! :rofl:

Was just imagining what your two male roommates must put you through. :lol:
Let me give you an idea:

The toilet seat gets left up, there is body hair all over the bathroom after shaving, lesbians are worshipped, hardcore pornography is a part of everyday life, belching openly is rather acceptable, I used to get slapped on the ass A LOT, ummmmmm, it's no good asking how I look in something because apparently it only matters if my chest looks good, for some reason it's important if my friends are hot, the best way to give a guy oral sex, masturbation, well, anything to do with sex and men really...... I could go on and on and on and on and on and on but now I'm scaring myself hehehe

Still, I would rather live with my two male roomie's than two female one's because women can be very moody, two-faced and we do bitch a lot (not all of us, but there is an overwhelmingly large majority) behind people's backs etc. etc. At least with mah guys if I've done something wrong they let me know about it instead of smiling and nodding and waiting till I'm out of earshot before talking shit about me heheheh

Now if you'll excuse me, I need a sedative...ROFL!

[Ninja-Panda]

roflmao well put well put

[MissChaos]

Originally posted by Ninja-Panda@Aug 20 2005, 02:03 AM
roflmao well put well put
heheh that was my small list..... Probably the one thing that bothers me the most is jealous girlfriends but I've come to realize that isn't my problem anymore

[DiabloVT]

Originally posted by MissChaos@Aug 19 2005, 08:13 AM
So please, continue to remain comfortable
*stretches out n scratches himself* thanks for the hot tip mands

[MissChaos]

Originally posted by DiabloVT+Aug 20 2005, 05:07 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DiabloVT @ Aug 20 2005, 05:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MissChaos@Aug 19 2005, 08:13 AM
So please, continue to remain comfortable
*stretches out n scratches himself* thanks for the hot tip mands [/b][/quote]
Oh good god&#33; LOL&#33; NO SCRATCHING&#33; *reaches for the phone and calls her therapist*

[Ninja-Panda]

lmao whats wrong with a lil scratchin??? how else do we get rid of all those &#39;itches&#39;&#33;&#33; :P oh and i think judging from most of the posts therapy is beyond most of us lol

[Almuric]

You know...that makes sense. Two guys easier then two girl roommates. We&#39;re too easy to figure out and it&#39;s too much trouble to hide if we&#39;re mad at you. :P

[Ninja-Panda]

yeah, valid point we are much easier to live with then women :P

[Darakian]

I think that mostly stems from men being lazy in general (myself included) its just to much work to plot revenge and/or conspire. :P

[Ninja-Panda]

i dunno iv plotted a few things b4, but yeah ur basically right, i plot but i am lazy :P

[Almuric]

There is nothing better then being lazy. It&#39;s one of my favorite hobbies. :green:

[MissChaos]

Originally posted by Trog@Aug 20 2005, 05:20 PM
There is nothing better then being lazy. It&#39;s one of my favorite hobbies. :green:
ROFL&#33; I am VERY grateful I don&#39;t share a house with you self-confessed lazy folk&#33; I&#39;m the Queen of Clean & Order.......

I think the funniest moment of my co-habitation:

Roomie&#39;s friend who was visiting comes out of the toilet (this was just after I&#39;d moved in) and says to roomie: Dude, there are you know, tampons in the bathroom.
Roomie: I know, how much less of a man do you feel now mate?

*shakes head* You male type&#39;s are strange at times......

[Darakian]

Do they laze about without shirts? Thats one of my favorites :P

[MissChaos]

Originally posted by Darakian@Aug 20 2005, 08:17 PM
Do they laze about without shirts? Thats one of my favorites :P
hahaha only when it&#39;s hot and I have no issue with that..... Guys don&#39;t get awesome summer fashion like we do.... The thrill of shopping for a new bikini, oh so incredible *sighs dreamily*

[Ninja-Panda]

Originally posted by Trog@Aug 21 2005, 12:20 AM
There is nothing better then being lazy. It&#39;s one of my favorite hobbies. :green:
we got sumthin in common there then :P

and missy how &#39;clean and order&#39; are u? like monica in friends or do u just like to keep everythin tidy etc

[Almuric]

You mean we&#39;re supposed to wear shirts? :eek:

[Ninja-Panda]

i know&#33; i mean as my parents are away my dad made me move my bedroom (bed, tv, dvd player and &#39;cube) downstairs to and i quote "make it look like somebody is in" but i was plannin to be on here most of the time anyway, so im sittin on the end of my bed atm :P unless i go out i have been not wearin any shirts since they left, over a week ago&#33; lol

[Bushwacker]

Originally posted by MissChaos@Aug 20 2005, 06:02 PM
Dude, there are you know, tampons in the bathroom.

Now thats just bad. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[MissChaos]

Originally posted by Ninja&#045;Panda+Aug 21 2005, 03:16 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ninja-Panda @ Aug 21 2005, 03:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Trog@Aug 21 2005, 12:20 AM
There is nothing better then being lazy. It&#39;s one of my favorite hobbies. :green:
we got sumthin in common there then :P

and missy how &#39;clean and order&#39; are u? like monica in friends or do u just like to keep everythin tidy etc [/b][/quote]
I&#39;m talking Obsessive Compulsive kind of clean and tidy...... Everything has it&#39;s place and it lives there, if something&#39;s not put back properly I fix it, if someone spills something, I clean it, if there&#39;s a mark on the mirror, I clean it.

You know that stereotype that women eat their emotions? They eat when they&#39;re sad, they eat when they&#39;re lonely or bored..... Not me, I clean my emotions....LOL&#33; Easiest way to tell if I&#39;m upset or pissed off is to check for a scrubbing brush in my hand

[Darakian]

Hmmmm hey miss care to come be my room mate? I live in hawaii, you cant pass that up B)

[Ninja-Panda]

lmao so a &#39;monica from friends&#39; type,

and y would u wanna live with her, okay she likes to clean (great) but she&#39;s physcotic&#33; and evil&#33;

[Darakian]

Meh clean is clean :P

[Ninja-Panda]

true, but this is missy were talkin bout&#33; a dawn of war obsessive, cleanliness freak and a physcoticly evil women&#33; ur right would be fun&#33; can i come to? :P

[Almuric]

omg...cleans when she is upset. I like you so much more&#33; :jump:

[Bushwacker]

Well I guess all you have to do to get your house clean is piss miss off. Humm not sure if that would be a good thing or not. Probably not if your her boyfriend. :naughty:

[Ninja-Panda]

yeah prolly not a good idea lol

and u gotta make sure u upset her the right amount, too much and god knows what she&#39;ll do, prolly clean ur insides out with bleach&#33;&#33;&#33; lol

[MissChaos]

Originally posted by Ninja&#045;Panda@Aug 22 2005, 01:37 AM
lmao so a &#39;monica from friends&#39; type,

and y would u wanna live with her, okay she likes to clean (great) but she&#39;s physcotic&#33; and evil&#33;
But I&#39;m only psychotic and evil in the nice way :D Deep down I&#39;m an angel&#33; I swear&#33;

[Almuric]

Originally posted by MissChaos@Aug 22 2005, 06:28 PM
But I&#39;m only psychotic and evil in the nice way :D Deep down I&#39;m an angel&#33; I swear&#33;
She&#39;s lying&#33;&#33; Dont listen to her&#33; :P

[Ninja-Panda]

the day i believe that is the day i win the euro millions lottery on a triple roll-over (so about £120,000,000)

so i really wanna believe it, honestly i do&#33;

[MissChaos]

Ouch & Ouch&#33;

You two: On my black list *makes furious notes* :P

[Almuric]

:bawl: :bawl:

there is only one solution to being put on a woman&#39;s blacklist: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: (drink a six-pack) :tongue:

[MissChaos]

Originally posted by Trog@Aug 23 2005, 10:47 AM
:bawl: :bawl:

there is only one solution to being put on a woman&#39;s blacklist: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: (drink a six-pack) :tongue:
Wroooooooong&#33; You start begging for mercy *shakes her head* Men&#33; Do they know anything about women at ALL? :P heheheh

[Ninja-Panda]

i don&#39;t beg&#33; and i dun want to be on ur blacklist so im screwed&#33;

[Bushwacker]

When I was young I did the begging thing. Then I got a little older and realized I didnt have to. The only reason I was begging was because I was afraid she wouldnt give up the sex. Then I realized she wasnt the only girl in the world and the begging stoped. You don&#39;t see a woman beg do ya? Well..... B)

Females they think they know us men heh...they don&#39;t know us any better than we know them. ;)

[MissChaos]

Originally posted by Bushwacker@Aug 23 2005, 11:42 AM
When I was young I did the begging thing. Then I got a little older and realized I didnt have to. The only reason I was begging was because I was afraid she wouldnt give up the sex. Then I realized she wasnt the only girl in the world and the begging stoped. You don&#39;t see a woman beg do ya? Well..... B)

Females they think they know us men heh...they don&#39;t know us any better than we know them. ;)
You know, you&#39;re right, I&#39;ve never seen a woman beg (Unless it&#39;s like some kinky bondage games... hehehe)...... And you&#39;re right, there are plenty of other metaphorical fish in the sea and really, sex is everywhere. But still, there&#39;s something really satisfying about seeing a man beg....LOL&#33;

[Bushwacker]

True enough as it is to see a woman beg. Probably more so because it&#39;s not something youre going to see often. But it really is a great felling to hear her beg in da bed. wOOt wOOt. :tup:

Are you one of those Miss? :naughty:

[Ninja-Panda]

lol i know what u mean and i dread to think&#33;&#33;

[MissChaos]

Originally posted by Bushwacker@Aug 23 2005, 12:08 PM
True enough as it is to see a woman beg. Probably more so because it&#39;s not something youre going to see often. But it really is a great felling to hear her beg in da bed. wOOt wOOt. :tup:

Are you one of those Miss? :naughty:
There is no way for me to answer this in an unsubtle way......LOL&#33;

So, in answer to your question: While there have been a *FEW* (emphasis on few there) occasions, I&#39;m ususally the one making them do all the begging.....LOL&#33; I like to have my own way a lot...... No, not a lot, ALL THE TIME&#33;

Ok now if you&#39;ll excuse me, I need to go slap myself around a little for blushing like an idiot...ROFL&#33;

[Almuric]

*takes lots of notes*

[Bushwacker]

Yup me to Trogy...me to.

Don&#39;t be to hard on yourself Miss. Blushing is a good thing. ;)

[Ninja-Panda]

Originally posted by Trog@Aug 23 2005, 07:22 PM
*takes lots of notes*
lmao

missy makes &#39;em beg, good thing im on the otherside of the planet then :P


hang on what u mean u never beg&#33;? u&#39;v begged me a few times to get on DoW&#33;&#33; (i know its not the same thing&#33;)

[MissChaos]

I did not beg&#33; LOL&#33; How did this thread all turn around back on me? I need several :beer: now *runs for alceeeehawl*

[Bushwacker]

It&#39;s because we all love you Missy lol
here have one on me babe... :beer:

[MissChaos]

Originally posted by Bushwacker@Aug 23 2005, 02:31 PM
It&#39;s because we all love you Missy lol
here have one on me babe... :beer:
Ok this is my favorite nightclub line on guys that get me drinks and I have to use it....lol&#33;

*takes drink* Why sir, are you intentionally trying to get me drunk?


That&#39;s usually followed by more drunken speech and stumbling around and then security saying something about me perhaps wanting to get some fresh air outside and being carried out and yeah, good times :P

[Almuric]

man....it&#39;s been a long time since security has had to ask me to leave. :P

[MissChaos]

Originally posted by Trog@Aug 23 2005, 03:16 PM
man....it&#39;s been a long time since security has had to ask me to leave. :P
hahaha it happens to me about 3 out of 5 nights out.... Even when I&#39;m sober, which sucks..... Security here are total tools. Example: Most of you don&#39;t know that I was born with a lovely, hereditary form of arthritis that, over time, has worked away the cartiledge in my knees.... So, they dislocate on their own every so often. So this one night, my partner at the time and I were out at this metal club, I hadn&#39;t had any alochol as I was the designated driver and we were up dancing. Some drunken skeeze tripped me, my knee dislocated and I fell. Security thought I was drunk and asked me to leave. So I try to explain to them as best I can over the music that at that particular point in time my left knee cap is floating off around the left side of my leg and I&#39;m in rather excruciating amounts of pain. They still thought I was drunk and didn&#39;t believe me. So I pulled my skirt up, grabbed the security guard&#39;s hand and put it on my straying kneecap. He went an odd shade of green, I got the knee back in and they STILL kicked me out because they didn&#39;t think I&#39;d manage something like that if I was sober&#33;

But like all things: Missy wins out in the end. I rang the club the next day and demanded to speak to the manager. I explained the whole story to him and told him that I was extremely unhappy as I was a regular patron (I think &#036;100 a night, 4 nights a week is pretty damn regular) and so he gave me a card for &#036;500 worth of free drinks&#33; MUAHAHAHAHAHAH&#33;

Wow long story *fights off typers cramp* :P

[Almuric]

OMG&#33;&#33; &#036;500 worth of drinks&#33;&#33; *drool*

[Ninja-Panda]

lol go missy&#33; power to the ppl&#33;&#33;1&#33;&#33;

[Darakian]

Count me in as number 3 on the notes. I think may come in handy, first year college student here :D

[Ninja-Panda]

lol yeah but sumthins tellin me she&#39;s used them all by now

[MissChaos]

Originally posted by Ninja&#045;Panda@Aug 24 2005, 02:53 AM
lol yeah but sumthins tellin me she&#39;s used them all by now
Yes you&#39;re right :P Those drinks were gone the first night I had the card....LOL&#33;

[Ninja-Panda]

Originally posted by MissChaos+Aug 27 2005, 10:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MissChaos @ Aug 27 2005, 10:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ninja&#045;Panda@Aug 24 2005, 02:53 AM
lol yeah but sumthins tellin me she&#39;s used them all by now
Yes you&#39;re right :P Those drinks were gone the first night I had the card....LOL&#33; [/b][/quote]
lmao i thought as much&#33;&#33;

[MissChaos]

Originally posted by Ninja&#045;Panda+Aug 27 2005, 05:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ninja-Panda @ Aug 27 2005, 05:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by MissChaos@Aug 27 2005, 10:24 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Ninja&#045;Panda@Aug 24 2005, 02:53 AM
lol yeah but sumthins tellin me she&#39;s used them all by now
Yes you&#39;re right :P Those drinks were gone the first night I had the card....LOL&#33;
lmao i thought as much&#33;&#33; [/b][/quote]
hahaha you know me too well&#33; Funny thing is, I know I spent that drink card but I&#39;ll be damned if most of that night isn&#39;t one big blank....LOL&#33;

[Almuric]

to take care of that card in one night must have been one hell of a feat&#33;

[MissChaos]

Originally posted by Trog@Aug 27 2005, 06:38 PM
to take care of that card in one night must have been one hell of a feat&#33;
I didn&#39;t drink it ALL on my own....LOL&#33; My liver and kidneys would probably have shut down...... But considering what I usually drink I think I made a biiiig dent in the balance..... Us Aussie&#39;s, we can handle our alcohol :D

[Ninja-Panda]

yeah that don&#39;t surprise me