I wonder...

[Protoss119]

How did Vampires come to exist? In order for a person to become a vampire, another vampire has to sink his teeth into him and suck his blood. Of course, the said vampire has to have had his blood sucked by another vampire which in turn had to had his blood sucked by yet another vampire and so on...

What if a Vampire drinks blood with AIDS in it? Does he get AIDS too?

In Star Fox: Assault, why is it that Slippy's eyes are blue while Beltino's eyes are brown? Isn't the gene for brown eyes dominant over the gene for blue eyes?

More to come.

[Almuric]

Why you asking chicken vs egg questions on my website!

[Protoss119]

Hey, that's one to add...

...what would win in a fight? A chicken or an egg?

[DiabloVT]

theres a few different stories claiming to be the first vampire.
i dont recall all of them vividly, but heres a few that i know of
in the story of adam and eve (yes you have to be a churchie to understand this haha), after theyre exiled from eden and after their evil son kills the other son. another person of some sort (this is the part i dont fully recall) appears in the world, and shes very black and conincidently enough, rather evil. long story short, she ends up killing adam and drinks his blood as a sign of victory. she then becomes unhumanely strong and thus becomes the first vampire.
but if youre not a big fan of the church these days (and who can blame ya), then the first vampire was apparently Count Orlok, truely called Nosferatu. they made a movie based on him in the 20s, pretty sure he never existed either.
but the first english published book concerning vampires was way back in the 11th century, some random text refering to a russian price.

to respond to your other questions, im unsure if a vampire will be affected by AIDS at all. a vampires favourite feast has always been a young virgin female. but i feel this is more based on a sexual reason of choice rather than health reasons. because if you think about it, the acts a vampire commits are all based in sex. a striking young man (vampire) wooes an innocent young woman (victim) into going away with him to somewhere secret and dark where they can be alone. upon which the man forces himself on her and starts sucking on her neck untill she drains away. and even the passionate hunger and desire the vampire has for blood matches lust to a tee. sounds sexually orientated to me! so to answer you, no i dont think vampires can get AIDS because they are immune, nay invincible, to all forms of attack be it physical or biological that we humans are not (barring a wooden stake through the heart of course, but im pretty sure thatd kill a human too haha) =)

my personal favourite "potential vampire" (but most definitely a crazy wench haha) is this chick called Elizabeth Bathory. those metallers out there will recognise her sir name;) . back in the 17th century she murdered a few hundred (yes, a few hundred) people and bathed in their blood! after the trial she was convincted and bricked into her castle to die a few years later.

to answer your confusing question, the brown eye gene is dominate over blue eyes (red and green also) but if Beltino's mother and father both had blue eyes, there is a very good chance that this gene just skipped a generation. its a rather lengthy and boring explaination, but just lettin ya know that genetics can do those things hehe.

and to answer the very final question, the chicken came first. because if you go back far enough, the chicken started as a single celled organism, and they dont need eggs to reproduce =)


i hope this has been informative =D

[Almuric]

I think Vampires would be immune to AIDS.

[Protoss119]

Oh, I got another one. If Earthworms need to be moist all the time, then why is it that they look all drowned out on a rainy day?

[Risen]

I think you are talking about Cain and his family in regards to the first vampire there isn't really much explanation of where his family comes from most assume it to be another daughter of adam and eve and I had never heard about the killing adam thing. After Cain kills Able though he is marked by god and "cursed" to be killed on recognition of a mark placed upon him. This curse and mark I think is what fuels the stories which have him as the father of vampires.

[Almuric]

Interesting stuff Risen.

[Driv3r]

Vampire's arnt real sorry :(

The chicken definatly he would just kick the egg of a wall or summit onto concreat.

Erm.. They want to be "Moist" Not soaking wet



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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
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If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation?
Why was the Holy Roman Empire neither holy nor Roman?
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What is the speed of darkness?
If a man washes a dish, and no woman is around to see it, did it happen?
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Do three headed fire dragons have heated arguments with themselves?
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There you go 104 hard questions. I want an answer for everyone of them :)


Kind Regards
Driv3r

[Darakian]

Hey, that's one to add...

...what would win in a fight? A chicken or an egg?

Thats easy the chicken would win due to its large talons

[Protoss119]

Vampire's arnt real sorry


Yeah, that's what I mean. A vampire is originally the victim of another vampire who was the victim of another vampire who was the victim of yet another vampire and so on...there has to be a beginning to this generation. Based on what Risen and DiabloVT said, however, I think I'm starting to get my answer.




Hey, that's one to add...

...what would win in a fight? A chicken or an egg?

Thats easy the chicken would win due to its large talons

Yeah, that question was in "retaliation" so to speak to Trog's first post - in an attempt to go in the other direction, instead of saying "Which came first? The chicken or the egg?" like everyone would expect, I said the above. Heh.

[Almuric]

I refuse to answer more then one question at a time. Your 104 questions are hereby rejected!

[Protoss119]

Aww. Meanie.

~smote~

[Driv3r]

Okey lets do them one by one then :) So first off...

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?



Kind Regards
Driv3r

[Almuric]

Idea springs of course!

[Protoss119]

OK, I got yet another one, and this one is funny as hell when I thought of it. If a worm sexually harasses another worm (which it can't), would it be considered gay, lesbian, or straight?

[Almuric]

Depends on which end of the other worm it's harrassing. :P

[Driv3r]

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

[Protoss119]

True, but it also depends on what part of its body it's harassing the other worm WITH. :naughty:

[Toto]

Egg came first. The animal which the chicken evolved from must have laid an egg and out of it sprang a chicken.

As for Vampires, Dracula was the first one. He was created by Bram Stroker (although there might've been some others prior to Count Dracula.).