Protoss119
09-01-2006, 10:34 PM
It's a Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney spoof. What else is there to say? Oh, if you don't know any of the Phoenix Wright characters used in this spoof, then I demand that you go here:
http://www.croik.com/PW/
Objection!
A spoof of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney by Alex Korb
We start this day off with George Lucas walking down the streets of the remains of Nagasaki. Don’t ask why.
George Lucas: Da dee daaaa…
Every millisecond of his life, he’s earning 10$...which means he’s earning $1000 a second, which is cool. Anyway, suddenly, a police car hits him. Out comes Maggey Byrde/Mako Suzuki.
Maggey: Halt- ~piano falls on her~
Lucas: Phew! Almost got arrested! But for what?
Suddenly, Dredoc Anthorngleas comes out of the car, aiming his bow menacingly, Ice Arrow knocked.
Dredoc: Alright, lad, put your hands where I can see ‘em!
Lucas willingly complies.
Dredoc: Not willing to comply, eh? Very well, I’ll give ya to the count ‘o three…
Lucas: My hands are up.
Dredoc: One…
Lucas: My hands are up!
Dredoc: Two…
Lucas: MY HANDS ARE UP, DAMMIT!
Dredoc: Five!
Lucas: Three.
Dredoc: Three! ~shoots him~
George Lucas falls unsubconsious and is stabbed by Dredoc’s Dagger +3.14 for no apparent reason before being hauled into the police car and driven to jail.
The following day…
Phoenix: Why do I have to defend everybody?!
Guy: Court is now in session, the honorable Judge Judge in session.
Judge: Right. Errm, anyway, here we have this rich guy who was arrested for no reason and put on trial today. Our defendant? The revered Phoenix Wright. Our prosecutor? The revered Miles Edgeworth.
Phoenix: I-
Edgeworth: -=OBJECTION!=- (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=951655)
Phoenix: OW! DUDE, WTF WAS-
Von Karma: -=OBJECTION!=- (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=951666)
ZAPITYZAPITYZAP
Phoenix: OK, now you just gave me a heada-
Fred (because Francizka von Karma is too long): -=OBJECTION!=- ~throws whip thingy at Phoenix~
Phoenix: OW DAMMIT-
April May: -=OBJECTION!=- ~throws bra at Phoenix~ (Well, she needs something to throw…c’mon guys, I’m no pervert)
Phoenix: …OK…
Von Karma: -=OBJECTION!=- (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=951677)
JYAP: I don’t approve of this- ~SLICE~
Phoenix now has no stomach.
Phoenix: You bloodthirsty-
Rain Mirnimane: -=OBJECTION!=- ~throws doomish critical scythe at Phoenix~
Critical hit! Damage: 1138 (0 Physical, 1138 pwnage)
Phoenix: You’re making me look like a n00b-
Fred: -=OBJECTION!=- ~throws the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail at Phoenix~
Black Knight: The Black Knight always triumphs- ~hits Phoenix~
Phoenix: STOP HURTING ME DAMMIT-
George Lucas: -=OBJECTION!=- ~throws a lightsaber at Phoenix~
Phoenix is now missing ¼ of his head.
IT: -=OBJECTION!=- ~asplodes on Phoenix~
Text Block'd/10.
http://www.croik.com/PW/
Objection!
A spoof of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney by Alex Korb
We start this day off with George Lucas walking down the streets of the remains of Nagasaki. Don’t ask why.
George Lucas: Da dee daaaa…
Every millisecond of his life, he’s earning 10$...which means he’s earning $1000 a second, which is cool. Anyway, suddenly, a police car hits him. Out comes Maggey Byrde/Mako Suzuki.
Maggey: Halt- ~piano falls on her~
Lucas: Phew! Almost got arrested! But for what?
Suddenly, Dredoc Anthorngleas comes out of the car, aiming his bow menacingly, Ice Arrow knocked.
Dredoc: Alright, lad, put your hands where I can see ‘em!
Lucas willingly complies.
Dredoc: Not willing to comply, eh? Very well, I’ll give ya to the count ‘o three…
Lucas: My hands are up.
Dredoc: One…
Lucas: My hands are up!
Dredoc: Two…
Lucas: MY HANDS ARE UP, DAMMIT!
Dredoc: Five!
Lucas: Three.
Dredoc: Three! ~shoots him~
George Lucas falls unsubconsious and is stabbed by Dredoc’s Dagger +3.14 for no apparent reason before being hauled into the police car and driven to jail.
The following day…
Phoenix: Why do I have to defend everybody?!
Guy: Court is now in session, the honorable Judge Judge in session.
Judge: Right. Errm, anyway, here we have this rich guy who was arrested for no reason and put on trial today. Our defendant? The revered Phoenix Wright. Our prosecutor? The revered Miles Edgeworth.
Phoenix: I-
Edgeworth: -=OBJECTION!=- (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=951655)
Phoenix: OW! DUDE, WTF WAS-
Von Karma: -=OBJECTION!=- (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=951666)
ZAPITYZAPITYZAP
Phoenix: OK, now you just gave me a heada-
Fred (because Francizka von Karma is too long): -=OBJECTION!=- ~throws whip thingy at Phoenix~
Phoenix: OW DAMMIT-
April May: -=OBJECTION!=- ~throws bra at Phoenix~ (Well, she needs something to throw…c’mon guys, I’m no pervert)
Phoenix: …OK…
Von Karma: -=OBJECTION!=- (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=951677)
JYAP: I don’t approve of this- ~SLICE~
Phoenix now has no stomach.
Phoenix: You bloodthirsty-
Rain Mirnimane: -=OBJECTION!=- ~throws doomish critical scythe at Phoenix~
Critical hit! Damage: 1138 (0 Physical, 1138 pwnage)
Phoenix: You’re making me look like a n00b-
Fred: -=OBJECTION!=- ~throws the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail at Phoenix~
Black Knight: The Black Knight always triumphs- ~hits Phoenix~
Phoenix: STOP HURTING ME DAMMIT-
George Lucas: -=OBJECTION!=- ~throws a lightsaber at Phoenix~
Phoenix is now missing ¼ of his head.
IT: -=OBJECTION!=- ~asplodes on Phoenix~
Text Block'd/10.