The Lurker's Schedule

[Protoss119]

OK. Since school is in for me, I am hereby rearranging my schedule.

Monday: A NWN day for me. Expect me from 4:00-9:00 PM.
Tuesday: A Starcraft day for me. Again, 4:00-9:00 PM.
Wednesday: NWN day. 4:00-9:00 PM.
Thursday: Starcraft day. 4:00-9:00 PM.
Friday: Any day. 3:30-11:30 PM.
Saturday: WeEkEnD! Any day. Whenever the hell I feel like-12:00 PM.
Sunday: Gah...soon, I'll be back in school. Starcraft by day, NWN by night. Whenever-9:00 PM.

Due to our inability to go to Target, I was unable to get WC III today. However, I do plan on going to Target on Saturday when Mom can take me there. When that happens, heads will roll at the might of my Zerg Army in WC.:devil:

[JYAP]

We only got the Zergling,Firebat,Marine,and Hydralisk as actual units. Anything else is custom models.

And Wing has a Battlecraft map in WC. :)

[Almuric]

I find it amusing that I didnt see any time for homework in that schedule of yours. :P

[Protoss119]

Trog:

That's the times when I could appear, not the time when I WILL appear.

JYAP:

Well aware. Are they buildable?

[JYAP]

Protoss,think. WHAT RACE would have a Zergling buildable?

Bingo.

Ask Wing if you want a SC map. I don't map. Coding is too confusing for me for now.

[Protoss119]

Damn you, Blizzard! I shall infest j00!

~forces Hydralisk army upon everyone's heroes~

[JYAP]

(NOT a good idea)
(a KOTG spams roots on some,a pit lord Dooms another,a firelord is channeling Volcano while the Lich is channeling Death and Decay on the lisks while the Far Seer is channeling Earthquake on them...)
(yeah,gg zerg)

[Protoss119]

~except that the numbers seem limitless, ranging around 1,000,000~

gg Blizzard

[JYAP]

(but when each hero drops the tavern nearby rezzes them)
(and you're attacking their base so they get infinite resources)
(furthermore,your assault on Blizzard has provoked all of DOTA's heroes)
gg zerg

[Protoss119]

~types in Show me the money~

Cheat Enabled

Cheat Enabled

Cheat Enabled

~soon, the taverns get infested~

We: 999,500

[JYAP]

whosyourdaddy

Cheat enabled!
(a phoenix flies by killing every lisk in one touch)
(AoE spells like Flamestrike and Rain of Fire are murdering tons of lisks)

[Protoss119]

~The Hydras burrow~

And now we wait...

[JYAP]

(far seer uses Far Sight)
gg lisks

[Protoss119]

~Zerg Queen makes broodling soup out of the Far Seer~

[JYAP]

There's only lisks. Plus,Heroes are immune to spells that would kill an enemy in one hit.

[Protoss119]

DAMMIT!

~immigrates High Templars into the game which cast Mordenkainen's Disjunction on the heroes' instadeath immunities~

~immigrates a Matriach (Hero Queen) who makes broodling soup out of the dispel'd heroes~

[JYAP]

...you're dense.
(the templars go ahead and cast it,but the queen is still getting the "Unable to target Heroes" error message)
(gg zerg)

[Protoss119]

~mimics~

...you're dense.
~does some hacking~
~the queen is now able to target heroes~
~broodling soupzors~

[JYAP]

(does some hacking)
(the queen becomes a hero,and thus on my side)
(queen then broodlings the lisks)

[Protoss119]

~does some hacking~
~Queens cannot target normal units now~

XD

[JYAP]

(queen still broodlings the lisks cause they're really hunter killers)

[Protoss119]

~deHunter-Killers them so they're normal hydras~

[JYAP]

(is annoyed)
(some Firelords stall the lisks while the rest of the group annihilates Toss's buildings)
(gg)

[Protoss119]

~changes triggers so he doesn't lose by losing all his buildings~

[JYAP]

(Toss loses when his Hatchery is pwned)

[Protoss119]

~makes triggers for 50 Hydras per second~

[JYAP]

(doesn't stop the Far Seers from pwning the Hatchery)

[Protoss119]

~game crashes, resulting in a draw between Toss & Blizzard~

[JYAP]

(Blizz CD-Key bans Toss,so they win)

[Protoss119]

~has someone else's CD-key~

~that unlucky bastard gets banned~

[JYAP]

(when Toss logs on again,he gets CD-Key banned)

I need an action screenshot that has a lich doing something awesome. Like a lich named JYAP casting Death and Decay while skeletons animate in the AoE. That would be sweet.

[Protoss119]

~except he has logged in with the uncomprehendable CD-keys and thus the ban-o-matic breaks~

[JYAP]

(the account Protoss119 is banned,along with anything containing Protoss or 119)

[Protoss119]

~new account under the name of Protos19 is made~

[JYAP]

(Toss dies from misspelling his name and is rezzed as one of my mindless minions)

[Protoss119]

~except he never intended to mispell his name and instead intended to create an altered clone of his name, therefore lives~

[JYAP]

(then dies randomly)

[Protoss119]

~casts ressurection on himself somehow~

[Halfwingseen]

*which fails miserably so WIng casts ressurect on toss*

[JYAP]

(which fails so badly Wing killed himself in the process)

[Protoss119]

~throws Wing out of time itself~

[JYAP]

(but you're dead)

[Protoss119]

~not really, had cast ressurect on himself a while back~

[JYAP]

(which failed)

[Protoss119]

~had reversed time and made it succeed~

[JYAP]

(but you're dead)

Great. What my science teacher has turned into can be described by two quotes.

Fox: So Andross,you reveal your true form!

Marine: Oh my God,he's whacked.

Yup. My science teacher has become my last year's computer teacher 2.0. I'm not gonna go into details,but it's scary.

[Protoss119]

~some cleric did it~

For some reason, our reputations are both 18 which means either mine went up or yours went down. Check your User CP.

[Halfwingseen]

You guys have sooo many posts because you spam nonsense into EVERY thread you get your hands on :/ its a shame really because the number of serious posts you guys have made is less than 10%

[Protoss119]

And your point is, Halfwing?

[JYAP]

Wing,you don't relax a single bit. Chill and get in the fray. It's boring owning Toss.

(the cleric is one of my skeleton minions)

[Protoss119]

~thanks the skeletal minion then exterminates him because he is no longer useful to me~

~whacks Halfwing with one of his bones~

[Halfwingseen]

Im relaxed all the time Jyap i just find more important things to do with my time. like speak to my girlfriend. When you find the Girl you want to marry you will understand

[JYAP]

Still gives you no right to yell at us randomly.

(but whatever the skellie rezzes becomes a skellie too)

[Protoss119]

I don't even want a GF (or a BF if such by your jurisdiction makes me gay), so ha.

~buys replacement flesh~

[JYAP]

(replacement flesh is that of a kobold)
Hey,you'll like being a skeletal lurker. The ability to reanimate yourself and the fringe benefits far outweigh the heavy charisma penalty.

[Protoss119]

But that means I can't attack you in an insanity war. And since you're the only one that I war with anyway...

Wheeee! I'm an infested Kobold!

~goes stabbing people with an infested poison short sword +5~

[JYAP]

O_o

(infested reaver blows up Toss)

[Protoss119]

~explosion flings him into JYAP~

[JYAP]

(ducks under flying lurker corpse that is Toss)

[Protoss119]

~somehow homes in on JYAP~

[JYAP]

(jumps on Toss Mario-style,kicks him at a Koopa)

[Protoss119]

~insert Lurker dying sound here~

~reintegrates, throws lightsaber at JYAP~

[JYAP]

(lightsaber explodes since Toss isn't being original)

[Protoss119]

Lightsaber: Immune to asploding by anything short of being shot.

And that means with anything, BTW...

[JYAP]

But it didn't asplode. It exploded.

[Protoss119]

Same difference.

[JYAP]

I will frag you if you don't post in the RPG Game at DotD.

Anyways.
(machine-gun reaver opens fire on Toss)

[Protoss119]

~dojzlykgoku~

~infests Reaver, turns it to his side~

[JYAP]

(reaver was already infested and on my side)

[Protoss119]

~except more zerg components get added to turn the Reaver to my side~

~Galvatron fires on JYAP with a mega-uber machine gun~

[JYAP]

(Optimus Prime kicks Galvatron's butt cause the good guys always win)
(adds even more zerg parts,such that any more and the reaver would become a mechanical ultralisk and thus worthless to argue over)

[Protoss119]

Galvatron: WTF H4X- ~arse kicked~

~Unicron blows Prime up~

~removes those zerg components~

[JYAP]

(which reallies the reaver with me,so you get blown up)
(Unicron is eaten by Galactus)

[Protoss119]

~as in, all the components except mine get removed~

~4 more Unicrons (!) and the polar opposite of Primus appear and blast Galactus~

[JYAP]

(except in comes Chuck Norris)
(one roundhouse later,the Unicrons crumble on top of Toss and the reaver)

[Protoss119]

~of course, following Chuck Norris is the swarm of heroes/villains described in Ultimate Battle of Ultimate Destiny which kick him in his cowboy ass~

[JYAP]

(except this is the TRUE Chuck Norris)
(one glance and everyone(Except Gandalf)declares war on each other)
(Gandalf decides to go save Frodo instead)

[Protoss119]

~Chuck Norris gets hit by Darth Vader's lightsaber by accident~

Accident: I had nothing to do with it! Err...~hides Vader's lightsaber behind back~

[JYAP]

(the lightsaber and Accident explode upon seeing Chuck Norris)

[Protoss119]

~except the lightsaber doesn't have eyes and thus can't see Norris~

[JYAP]

(Chuck Norris' aura frags the saber)

[Protoss119]

~a candybar appears near Chuck Norris~

~except this is no ordinary candybar~

~this is the Flying Candybar of Death!~

~...that is, when Chuck Norris figures that out when he eats it~

[JYAP]

(Chuck is immortal)

[Protoss119]

~steals his hat somehow~

~...for some reason...~