Cool. Now make a Rain Mirnimane sheet right down to the scythe.
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Cool. Now make a Rain Mirnimane sheet right down to the scythe.
:D
Oh, BTW.
Rain Mirnimane is a trademark of JYAP. Samus Aran is a trademark of Nintendo.
Chapter VIIIIIIIII:~smotten~
Our heroes have decided to take a day off and go to EB. They all have the same characters they had last time and are at Forbidden Peaks.
Deltashadow is being bombarded by Barrey's Missile Storms and suddenly throws a cat at him.
Barrey:Aw, it's sooooooooooo cute! ~pets the cat~
Deltashadow:Yes! The cat is my ultimate weapon and will annihilate you!
Barrey: Don't be so mellodramatic. What could a cat possibly do to hurt me?
KABLAMZORS!
The cat asplodes.
Deltashadow:That's why you NEVER trust cats! I keep telling you, but you never listen! I knew this was going to happen someday!
Barrey:Say, where do cats originate from, anywho?
Meanwhile, the Imperials are on a strange new plane with huge, blue walls keeping them from escaping the grey, sandy terrain.
Stormtrooper:Whoah...would you look at THAT!
The stormtrooper squadrons find a huge pile of...well, I think you know. Suddenly, a dark looming shadow appears over the stormtroopers.
Stormtroopers:-=SCREAMZORS=-
A giant cat tears them apart and sets foot in the litterbox.
TO BE CONTINUED...
A.K.A. I have to practice for band now.
Rain:I'm too bored to make a fic. Go look at my sprite sheet.
Ummm...now would be the time.
I'm serious.
Do you have a life?
Now I know you're just scrolling for these. No more from now on.
Dang.
Fine,you win!(kills a noob) Happy?
:-)
I'm going to decrease the size of all the Dredoc sprites (to make him look more halfling-like) and add diagonally-facing scythes (because the vertical ones won't work).
Chapter VIIIIIIIIII:Summons can sometimes suck
Our heroes are still on EB and still playing. Menice summons a Minotaur against Highsephiroth.
Minotaur:~roar~
Menice:ATTACK!
Minotaur:~roar~
Menice:I said ATTACK!
Minotaur:~roar~
Menice:I SAID ATTACK, YOU POOR EXCUSE FOR A COW!
Minotaur:~roar~
Menice:Oh brother.
Menice unsummons the Minotaur.
Highsephiroth:Summons can be stupid sometimes.
Meanwhile, the Imperials are...still chopped up.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Stormy trooper:No, we're not!
Yes you are.
Heat:Dammit Sleet, how come you never fight?
Sleet:Shush, I need to concentrate.
Heat:What's to concentrate about feeding fish?
WARNING: ALIEN SIGNATURE DETECTED
(a alien from Insaniquarium pops up and eats several noobs before they shoot it down)
Heat:O_o
:grin: :grin: :grin: :D :D :D
Slight problem:I can't resize Dredoc without killing the sprites altogether. The Aribeth sprites are coming over pretty well, though.
Chapter VIIIIIIIIIII:Deekin's Retribution
Our heroes are-
Audience:WE KNOW! THEY'RE STILL AT ELEMENTAL!
Well, anyway, a battalion of noobs has landed on the surface of Forbidden Peaks and are about to attack Protoss119.
Meanwhile, in Protoss119's corner, Protoss119 is talking to Deekin.
Protoss119:...but you have to understand, the people here are different than the people in Waterdeep. I'm sure they'll love it. Now get in there and knock 'em dead!
Deekin:Boss not be disappointed!
Deekin walks up to the noob battalion and sings the doom song.
Deekin:D00M D00M D000000000000000M!!!!!!
Noobs:~dead~
Deekin:Um...why aren't people alive? You not lies to little Deekin, do you, boss?
Protoss119:No, they've just...uh...fainted...in excitement. Your song was so good, it LITERALLY knocked 'em dead!
Deekin:Deekin's song good after all! Maybe he puts on big play, and you helps Deekin practice!
Protoss119:No no no, please don't don't DON'T-
Deekin:D00M D00M D00000000000000M!!!!!
Protoss119:~dead~
Deekin:Uh...you okay, boss?
Meanwhile, the Imperials are marching all over Hoosac and are confronting Anders Borkman from The Dark Secret of Weatherend.
Anders Borkman:By the power of Wind, Rain, Snow, and-
Anders is blasted before he can finish.
Stormy the Trooper:Why in the world are we looking all over books and TV shoes just to find the rebels?
Stormtrooper Captain:T DIVIDED BY LA!
Stormy the Trooper:~sigh~
TO BE CONTINUED...
Stormy the Trooper:That and why are we being bombarded by To Be Continueds?
Noob:EARTH!
Noob:FIRE!
Noob:WIND!
Noob:WATER!
Noob:HEArT!
Noobs:GO PLANET!
Captain Planet:By your powers combin-
Rain:SHUT UP!(slices down several tress near Planet,crushing him)
1...2...3...CLEAR!
(ZAP)
c0ed: (is owned by Heat...for about the 74th time)**** it. It's time for a L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-LAWSUIT!
Sleet: (stole Delta's DS with game included)DAMN YOU c0ed!
Heat: Oh fine.
c0ed's Lawyer: Well,my client was being brutally pwned-
Heat's Lawninja: Like this?(kills lawyer)
c0ed: NO FAIR! I'm reporting you for breaking a lot of server rules-(SLICE)
Heat: Overruled.
c0ed: (respawns in base) That bastard-...what is that weird pink ball thingy there in front of me? And why does he have 3 others like him-
Sleet: (has summoning GBASP) DIE YOU INFIDEL!
Random Islamic: (explodes,saving the innocent in danger)
Lol! :D :D :D
Chapter VIIIIIIIIIIII: Star Fox Assaulted - the Demo
Our heroes are-
~Imperials instantly assault Forbidden Peaks~
Not yet, you phools!
Darth Vader: All your base are belong to us. So shut up.
Emperor: U b t3h- ~shmacked by Vader~
Meanwhile...
Protoss119: ~pulls out Trombone and plays Bb~
Aribeth: What's that going to- ~asplodes~
Deltashadow: ~crawls out of hole, was being hunted by Aribeth for a month now~ Is she dead?
Protoss119: Yes.
Deltashadow: Permanently?
Protoss119: Yes.
Deltashadow: HOORAY!!!
Protoss119: I never liked her anyway.
JYAP: Well, in case you don't know, the Empire is attacking, so use that sissy little music thing and kill it.
Protoss119: It's a trom-whatcha-ma-call-it!
Suddenly, a warp gate appears out of nowhere and out comes the Great Fox.
Fox: Star Fox team reporting for duty!
All: Yay!
Landmasters spawn on the ground below and our heroes get in it. JYAP is blasting the AT-ATs' necks (their weak point) with the cannon while Protoss119 is just mowing down everything in his way. The others are doing whatever the hell they want. Meanwhile, the Star Fox team has just launched in Arwings, but Slippy is instantly shot out of the sky by TIE fighters.
Slippy: Wheeeeee! ~crashes and asplodes~
The Great Fox fires its guns at the Executor's bridge and thus destroys it. Afterwards, the super star destroyer is going dowwwwwnnnn...until it hits a slope and becomes yet another feature in Forbidden Peaks other than its extreme heights. The Empire retreats.
Everyone: Hooray!
Aribeth: ~wakes up from unsubconsiousness~ I'm ALIVE! ~quickly gunned down by Protoss119~
And so, after saying goodbye to the Star Fox team, our heroes board their Lambda shuttle, taking a few Landmasters with them. It's true, there was a casualty, but there are such things as "Acceptable Losses" if you catch my drift...
All: So what are you waiting for, Al?!
JYAP: Put the damn Star Destroyer in Forbidden Peaks!
TO BE CONTINUED...
Menice: How many times is this going to be TO BE CONTINUED?
Noob Announcer: This just in,there will be no more mini-stories!
Rain: WHAAAAAAAAT?
Heat: WHAAAAAAAAT?
Snow: WHAAAAAAAAT?
Sleet: WHAAAAAAAAT?
Hail: WHAAAAAAAT?
Noob: Yes,that's right,cause I said so! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(2 seconds later)
Noob: This...just...in...mini-stories...still...in...production...blargh...(dies )
Star Fox Assaulted is in the General Discussion forum of Trogworld. Go the normal route you would go to the arcade, but take the General Discussion forum route instead.
Rain and Co.: (is going on strike) WE WANT CHAPTERS! WE WANT CHAPTERS!
Macbeth Boss: Here ya go!
Go away, stupid Star Fox boss thing.
Macbeth Boss: They're not take'n me seriously.
I said GO AWAY!
Aribeth Sprites = CANCELED. I really really REALLY want to kill Aribeth. Goddamn whiner. It's not like I'm trying to get my point across by cursing her out, but still, now I know exactly what you mean...
Chapter XIIIIIIIIIIIII: When titles attack
Having gotten their fair share of Landmasters, our heroes land at Kest Nihan's Legit (I need to visit there sometime) and start conquering for some reason.
Aribeth: Guys! What the hell are you- ~blasted~
Aarin Gend: THIS ISN'T NECESSARY!!!!!! ~pwned~
Morag: HAW! Now I will rule the- ~gunned down~
Maugrim: My queen- ~also pwned~
Maugrim's apprentice: NOOO- ~gunned down too~
Maugrim's apprentice's apprentice: How long is this gonna- ~shot~
Lizardfolk peep: So now what do we do for pay? You killed our employees.
Protoss119: Join me and together we will rule the galaxy!
Lizardfolk peep: Let's see, so how much does it pay?
Protoss119: 45 chillings an hour.
Lizardfolk peep: Outrageo- ~sees that he is about to be blasted~ Uh...pleasure doing business with you.
Meanwhile, in the Lambda Shuttle...
JYAP: This can't be happening...I can't let them do this! I gotta help the town of Port Llast! ~grabs his custom Landmaster including missile launchers, mega speed, and homing cannons that can be charged up to 7 times in one shot~
JYAP sets out to destroy his evil bretheren.
What happened to them, you ask?
Menice - Missile'd.
Highsephiroth - JYAP's tank sped right through it, leaving nothing but rubble.
Deltashadow - Was hit by 7 charged cannons in one shot.
Armageddon's Psychotic Storyteller: Ditto.
JYAP then encounters Barrey.
JYAP: Barrey! Not you, too!
Barrey: I'm only with them because the stupid author won't come up with a stupid name for the stupid ship!
JYAP: What a stupid reason.
Barrey: You're stupid!
JYAP: OK, that's it. ~missiles him to death~ Just one left, and that's Toss. He's probably searching for the Words of Power so he can rule the server.
Meanwhile, in the Creator Race ruins, Protoss119 is about to get the final word of power having blasted through the walls with his tank and thus averting all riddles.
JYAP: Not so fast, Toss!
Protoss119: JYAP! I should have known you would come seek me out.
JYAP: Hand over the Words of Power!
Protoss119: No! They're mine! YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM!
JYAP: ~shrugs, shoots him dead~
Protoss119: NOOOOOOO!!!! ~asplodes~
JYAP returns to Port Llast, it being a smoldering crater now.
JYAP: Attention, citizens of Port Llast! Your city is saved!
A cricket chirps.
Back in the Lambda Shuttle...
Protoss119: Aww! All I wanted was to take control of the entire server and gain power beyond your imagination but NOOOO! You had to come blow me up, didn't you?
Barrey: I wanted the shuttle to have a name. What the hell is wrong with that?
JYAP: Well, it seems everything's back to normal.
Deltashadow: Except for the fact that everyone except you lost their tanks and we owe HUGE reparations to Kest Drac Nihan.
JYAP: Oh hell.
Fin.
JYAP: ~comes after Toss with chainsaw~ YOU PHOOL! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY TO BE CONTINUED!
Protoss119: ~while being mauled down by chainsaw~ I'm sorry!!!
TO BE CONTINUED...
Hold on,I'm actually doing something GOOD?
(dimensional rift opens,swallowing people)
Sleet: HEAT! I'M SCARED!
Hail: YOU FOOLS! YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE UNIVERSAL ORDER!
Snow: WAAAAAAAAAAH!
(1 second later)
(stick figure with a nametag above saying Rain walks by)
Rain: I'm gonna kill you Protoss...
Whoops. XD
Chapter XXVVVIIIIIIICCT: Attack of the mutant Titles from Outer Sausage
Serind Tylner: We are entering a world of random events and game cameos. We are entering a world where players of all shapes and sizes - that's right, even giant sphere-shaped players - compete for total domination. We are entering...the Server zone. We now enter the life of an ordinary group of adventurers being thrown into a rift in time and space-
Deltashadow: ADVENTURERS?! We're not adventurers!!
Serind Tylner: I thought it was appropriate.
Deltashadow: HELL NO! We're PVP'ers, hear?!
Serind Tylner: Yeah, OK.
Our heroes' Lambda Shuttle has been thrown into a rift in time and space with no real hope for escaping for around 4 hours.
Protoss119: Great. If you hadn't of been a goody goody two-shoes and instead joined me in my ultimate quest for power, we wouldn't have ended up in here!
JYAP: If you want someone to blame, blame the bloody author.
Protoss119: The author is ME, stupid!
All: GASP!
Jeez! Will you get the hell out of my fanfic?!
All: Nobody likes you.
Is that so? Well then...hey, Fett, do you like me?
Boba Fett: Hell no!
Damn. Lord Vader, do you like me?
Darth Vader: Not really.
Your highness, do you like me?
Emperor Palpatine: u r t3h suxx0rs
DAMN!
All: See?
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! ~throws All out of the forum~
All: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! ~splat~
So anyway, everyone gasps and stares at Protoss119 in awe and horror.
Protoss119: Uh...oops?
JYAP: YOU made me do something good! Why you black-hearted...
JYAP leaps on Protoss119 and beats the crap out of him. Custom sprites fly everywhere.
Blue SA-X: MORE...
Menice looks out the window to see a white flying disk.
Menice: Hey, guys! What's that white flying disk over there?
The white disk magically flies into the Lambda shuttle and into Menice.
Booming Voice: MENICE IS IT
You again! You ruined my reputation last time, but never again! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!excl amationpointexclamationpointexclamationpoint ~beats the crap out of Booming Voice before throwing him out of the forum~
Booming Voice: THIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS ISSSSSNNNNNNN'TTTTT OOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! !!!!!!!!! ~splat~
Menice: I'm it? Hooray! I'm it!
Suddenly, a Sith Lord comes after him with a lightsaber.
Menice: Uh, HELP ME GUYS!
Highsephiroth: OK, who hacked the NES Gauntlet II?
The moment Menice comes near Deltashadow, the white disk thingy passes out of Menice and into Deltashadow.
NES Gauntlet II Voice: DELTASHADOW IS IT.
Deltashadow: Oh hell! ~sliced by Sith Lord~
The white disk thingy comes out of Deltashadow's corpse but bumps into a closet door.
Meanwhile, in the closet...
JYAP: OK, it looks like we're being attacked by the it.
Protoss119: Oh no!
Menice: Oh no!
Highsephiroth: Oh no!
Kool-Aid Man: OH YEAH!!! ~realizes that he's in the middle of outer space bursting into a closet and quietly walks away while the broken wall comically repairs itself~
JYAP: To defeat the it, we have to finish the level. That would be...in this closet actually.
Protoss119: Hurry! Get in!
They all jump in the exit and are transported into the next level, which is the same Lambda shuttle, only not in that rift thingy. Our heroes come out of the closet and resume what they were doing. Meanwhile, in the dephts of Atomic Chicken...
Grand Moff Tarkin: Run while you can, phools...for I, Grand Moff Tarkin, have returned and I'm more powerful than ever! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Stormtrooper: Uh, sir, you only rule us two stormtroopers.
Grand Moff Tarkin: SHUT UP!
Stormtrooper: You think he's in denial?
Stormtrooper 2: Yeah. Wanna kill him?
Stormtrooper: Sure.
They do so.
Serind Tylner: What has just transpired here is a way of life here in this universe. It happens every single day of these people's lives. And the pity of it is...that these things cannot be confined to...the Server Zone!
Lawninja: Um, sir?
Serind Tylner: What?!
Lawninja: We're here to maul you down for betrayal.
Serind Tylner: WHAT?! Impossib- ~sliced and diced~
TO BE CONTINUED...
Rain: (has dust all over him) Damn JYAP! How come you don't play anymore? Sooner or later I'm gonna be dele-(Megaman death sound effect)
Hail: Oh joy.
Rain: (drops down Megaman style) 1-up>j00.
Heat: I can fix your computer y'know.
Sleet: You'll eat it. Then spit it out. At a noob.
Drow Dumbass: I resent that!
Snow: Back in your cell!
More episodes!
Guy: Captain! Our shields are down!
Admiral Piett: Intensify the forward firepower! I don't want anything to get through!
~they don't do so~
Admiral Piett: Intensify the forward firepower!!!
Kamikaze Episode Pilot: AAAAAHHHH!!! ~comes hurtling into the Accuser~
Guy 2: Too late! ~ducks and covers~
~suddenly, the Accuser sidesteps the episode~
Admiral Piett: HA! You missed us!
~recolored Ridley crashes into the Accuser and it comes hurtling down into this topic~
Admiral Piett: INTENSIFY THE FORWARD- ~krash~
All: YAY! ~socked in the temples, falls unsubconsious, dies in 0.75 seconds~
Chapter CCCXXXXXXXVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII: Great titles of fire!
The Lambda Shuttle housing our heroes in which Barrey wants me to name-
Barrey: -_-
Well, you told me to name it.
Barrey: I expected it to be shorter.
Didn't we go through this conversation before? You don't always get what you want.
Barrey: And I told you, I never get what I want.
Who cares?
All the Imperials on the Death Star: WE DO!
~sends a Proton Torpedo through the exhaust port, blowing up the Death Star~ Now who does?
Barrey: I do! Don't make me have to-
~an anvil falls on Barrey~ Don't even think about quitting. I own you, according to this contract, section 4, paragraph 32, word 17: "it".
JYAP: Get on with it.
Darth Vader: Yeah! Get on with it!
Emperor Palpatine: Y34h! G37 0n vv17h 17! (Oh, if you're wondering what the two v's are, they're supposed to form a w)
Fine. Anyway, the Lambda Shuttle is orbiting Eternal War.
JYAP: Gear up, people. We're about to head into noob territory. Therefore, we need all the equipment we need to get our arse kicked- I mean, resist being CSed, KD spammed, Run & Gun'd, and other horrible flaws.
Protoss119: Thankfully, I managed to create a new superweapon for exactly that kind of deal.
JYAP: Superweapon? Show me this "superweapon" then.
Protoss119: I present to you, Killpeoplewhilerunningreallyfast!
A hatch in the wall of the Lambda shuttle opens to reveal a walking suit of armor with a helmet on with a flaming greatsword about the size of an elf walks out.
???: ....KAW!
JYAP: WTF?
Protoss119: Gear includes Evil Full Plate +2, Evil Military Helmet, Evil Harbringer Kin +1, Sturdy Belt, Amulet of Natural Armor +2, Cloak of Protection +2, Silent Slippers, Ring of Discipline, and Ring of Will.
The Lambda Shuttle lands in King Arthur's Court (The Arena) and deploys Killpeoplewhilerunningreallyfast.
Protoss119: Behold, the power of the Fighter/Barbarian/WM, Killpeoplewhilerunningreallyfast-
Barrey: Can't you name him something shorter?!
Protoss119: Does Crowster work?
Barrey: Guess so. What does a crow have to do with him, though?
Killpeoplewhilerunningreallyfast/Crowster: KAW!
Noob: Freeze!
Crowster: KAW!
The Crowster burninates the noob with the flaming greatsword.
Noob 2: CALL FOR REINFORCEMENTS!
Suddenly, an army of noobs comes bursting out of every entrance, exit, hallway, and bathroom. Yes, even the girls' bathroom. They all stop facing the Crowster when he does a whirlwind attack and knocks them all down with a domino effect.
Jigglypuff (Assimilated by Noobs): ~starts singing~ Jigg-a-ly ~shmacked with flaming greatsword~ BLARGH ~dies, becomes normal Jigglypuff again~
Suddenly, a gigantic noob in the shape of a Madcat battlemech stomps on ground violently until he's behind the Crowster and quietly taps him on the shoulder.
Giant Noob: YOU NO KILL NOOBS! NOOBS KILL YOU! YOU DIE NOW! ROFLMFAO!
Crowster: ...KAW!
The moment the giant noob hears that word, he collapses in a big pile of metal, blood, and pie. An awkward silence lasts for 5 seconds.
Menice: ......WICKED!
Armageddon's Psychotic Storyteller: PIE! ~eats all the pie~
JYAP: ~counting noob corpses~ 498...499...500. That's all of 'em. Ooh, sweet salvage. ~gets it all from Giant Noob's corpse~
Barrey: ...WTF just happened!?
Protoss119: Well, I believe it's time to go. C'mon, Crowster.
Crowster: KAW! ~follows the gang back into the shuttle~
Unbeknownst to our heroes, a spy sneaks aboard and the Lambda Shuttle takes off...
Deltashadow: What happened out there? Highsephiroth and I were busy playing on B.net.
Starcraft Game: YOU LOSE.
Deltashadow: Oh, bugger! ~starts new game~
Starcraft Game: YOU LOSE.
Deltashadow: Blast! ~starts new game again~
Starcraft Game: YOU LOSE. ~new game~ YOU LOSE. ~new game~ YOU LOSE. ~new game~ YOU LOSE.
Deltashadow: DAMMIT! ~shoots Starcraft Game~
Starcraft Game: YOU MISSED.
Deltashadow: GODDAMNIT!
Meanwhile...
Spy: If I move quietly enough, they'll never notice me!
Protoss119: ~spots Spy~ Hey, who are you?
Spy: I'm spy. I've been sent by the noobs to spy on you.
Protoss119: Well, welcome aboard! Would you like a tour?
Spy: Naw, I'm good.
JYAP: Toss, you idiot! Spy = Bad!
Spy: DAMMIT! He's onto me...but how did he know? He must have hacked into my secret data file!
JYAP: Dude, what are you talking about?
Spy: I dunno. But I've come to take down that superweapon of yours.
Protoss119: You'll never take Crowster down as long as there's a breath in my body.
Spy: His name's Killpeoplewhilerunningreallyfast.
Protoss119: No it isn't. It's Crowster.
Spy: No, it's Killpeoplewhilerunningreallyfast. It's right above him in big blue letters.
Crowster: KAW! ~strikes down big blue letters with flaming greatsword~
Spy: DIE!
Spy tries to fire at the Crowster with a revolver but misses.
Crowster: KAW! KAW! KAW!
Spy: DIE! ~fires, hits~
Crowster falls over on his back.
Spy: Yesss...Muahahahahahahahaha-
Crowster: KAW! ~shot again~
Protoss119: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! My superweapon!
Spy: YES! You will never survive without your precious superweapon! MUAHAHAHA-
JYAP: Ah, shaddup. ~kills Spy with Instagib rifle~
UT Voice: GODLIKE!!!
Barrey: Now what?
Protoss119: Now we wait for the next episode.
3 hours later...
TO BE CONTINUED...
Grand Moff Tarkin: WTF?! You made no mention of me! I demand to know why you didn't do that?! It's just not right! I mean, I was the brainchild of the freakin' Death Star! THE DEATH STAR, DAMMIT! I deserve to be in this- ~instagib'd~
Some Loser Imp Noob: (casts delayed blast fireball 1 inch away from Sleet as he's sneaking)
Sleet: (blows up) WTF! That's the 28th time that happened and I swear to God he does NOT have any points in Spot or Listen! I'll show you hacking...
Imp: (throws DBF near Sleet...but he blows up a cardboard Sleet) Huh?
Sleet: EAT GAUSS RIFLE PUNK! (from inside Hollander,shoots him with Gauss Rifle,tearing through him for 927 points of damage)
Hail: Dammit Sleet,that's my mech! Yours is over there!(points to rusty Commando ready to fall apart)
Bump so Toss sees he needs to update.
Creativity Tanks at 80%. Brainstorming...
Have the party travel to B.Net.
Brainstorming Complete.
Chapter Bob: We wish you a merry Title
Toss: Entering B.net.
Menice: B.net. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and evil in the galaxy.
JYAP: Can it. Anyway, Toss, let's play Soulchess-
Deltashadow: Hold it. I still need to fully train Toss in the arts of Starcraft Melee.
JYAP: Since when was he your lackey?
Deltashadow: A long time ago.
Toss: Before I met you.
Deltashadow: I was the author of Matrix D Shadow!
(It's true, he really was. Do an advanced search on starcraft.org for author Deltashadow in Use Map Settings)
JYAP: I am the author of a ton of forum games. What makes you so special?
Deltashadow: I shall duel for the right to Toss!
BATTLE
Wild Deltashadow appeared!
Go, Psion!
~Espeon cry sounds~
Enemy Deltashadow used RP!
~Psion takes 5 damage~
JYAP: C'mon. You can do better than that.
Psion used Psychic!
Enemy Deltashadow fainted!
Psion got 1337 EXP!
JYAP: Too easy.
Deltashadow: I challenge you to a game of SC.
Deltashadow chooses Terran
JYAP chooses Orc
Deltashadow: OMG HAX
~game begins~
OMG FIRELORD RUSH
Victory
Deltashadow: Okay, okay, you win!
JYAP got some phat lewt from Deltashadow!
Fin.
~Toss is chainsaw'd~
TO BE CONTINUED...
You get bonus points for use of Psion. :)
Who cares? There aren't any taverns in SC.
There are now.
(a Firelord attacks a Terran base with the Zerg)
Marine: What the hell is that-(WHOOSH)
Firebat: Fire it up! (explodes)
Chapter Rob: The title could not be displayed
Toss: So we're in B.net. What do you suppose we- OOH! FOOTMEN VS. GRUNTS! ~join'd~
JYAP: Dammit, Toss! I though we we're gonna play...oh screw it. ~joins~
DeltaShadow: What about me?
JYAP: Buy WCIII. Nao.
Meanwhile, in the game...
Theantichristmofo has joined the game.
Theantichristmofo: OMG TOSS UR SITE SUX GET BETTER MUSIX N00B
Toss: I'm sorry, did you just say "My site sucks?"
Theantichristmofo: OMG U NUBLETT
Nuclear Launch Detected.
Theantichristmofo: WTF HAX N00B GTFO-
KA-BLAMZOIDS
In the aftermath of the explosion, radiation sickness kills all noobs within the game...leaving just JYAP, Toss, the host, and Surveyvon who got MC'd into buying WCIII.
Surveyvon: I'm still having doubts about whether or not I should have done that.
Game starts in 5...
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Toss: I LIKE CEREAL
The game starts.
Host: OK guys, choose your heroes. No Mighty Pit Lord, no Samurai Jack.
JYAP: The lich. Obviously.
Toss: I CALL DARK RANGER!
Survey: You can buy heroes? Toss, you didn't tell me about that!
JYAP: You notice we're all on the same team?
Toss: Hmm...then who's on the other team?
A bunch of noobs from Kest's server appear.
Noobulous: BONJOUR!
Noobicus: BONJOUR!
Noobman: BONJOUR!
Noobexander the Great: BONJOUR!
Toss: Alexander the Great wasn't French. <_<
JYAP: Great. The one thing worse than noobs - FRENCH noobs.
Noobman: You shall pay for that comment! ATTACK!
Several tons of footmen attack the Horde base, but find themselves getting their ass Frost Nova'd, then Black Arrow'd.
Toss: This is fun.
That is, of course, until one of them pulls out a Mighty Pit Lord. The Host can't ban them either.
Host: WTF HAX
Toss: Anything you can do, I can do better.
The Mighty Pit Lord gets charmed. The hax are still in place, right?
Anyway, they reach the enemy base...only to find that there are umteenbajillion Sky-Fury towers.
Toss: Damn!
JYAP: Anything you can do, I can do better.
JYAP builds a frillion Mega-Sky-Fury towers - specifically designed to combat noobs - and the french noobs get their asses handed back to them as the Heart of the Alliance is destroyed.
~Final Fantasy Victory theme plays~
Noobexander the Great: Le fools! They think to stop us, le great french noobs!
Toss: Change your name, dammit. He wasn't FRENCH!
Nooberman: Ha! You think to make us leave by KILLING US, don't you?
JYAP: Actually-
Nooberman: YOU WERE WRONG! We shall stay, no matter what le circumstance!
Toss: Easily solved.
They all leave.
Noobicus: THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO WORK! LE FOOLS!
Noobulous: WHY DO YOU BLAME ME! I AM NOT LE FOOL HERE!
Meanwhile...
DeltaShadow: Ah, Toss, you're back. Now, be a good boy and go play some melee with me.
Toss: Very well.
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Toss: Tada.
Meanwhile in the shadows...
Boba Fett: Fett here. I've tracked the rebels here, but one of them seems to be missing.
Darth Vader: Good riddance.
Boba Fett: Wait a minute...OH THEIR GOD WHAT IS THAT-
TO BE CONTINUED...
Frickin' edit limit...the green text is supposed to be grey. I'm gonna get Al for this...
Chapter Glob: RHEORHEROHDOPHKDFLHSHOPWSRHOETJEORHJORL
Title by Jubilex, Demon Prince of Slime. Body by...something that's not milk.
Darth Vader: I'm getting tired of this. Deploy the Pit Fiend.
A box falls into a remote part of Battle.net and bursts, revealing a smoking Pit Fiend...
Meanwhile...
Aribeth: There you are! I don't know where you've been, but you had me-
All: AAAAH!
JYAP pulls a stake-firing crossbow and opens fire upon Aribeth until he's out.
Toss: I thought that only slays vampires.
Aribeth explodes in a million tiny shards.
JYAP: It also slays emo NPCs.
The millions of shards suddenly turn red and form up a stranger.
???: AAAH!
Toss: AHH!
Pillsbury Doughboy: AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh....?
JYAP: So who's this feller?
???: M A R A T H O N
Toss: Just Kiith-Somtaaw.
Kiith: Heya.
Toss: So, Aribeth's finally gone forever?
JYAP: I wouldn't count her out. She'll be back.
Menice: What do we have to do?
Toss: OMG MENICE! J00 R BACK!
JYAP: We have to go to her coffin and-
Toss is teleported into a foreboding chamber.
Toss: What the hell...where the hell am I?!
A Pit Fiend appears in a big ball of flame.
Pit Fiend: BOW BEFORE THE DUKE OF HELL!
Toss: Can I help you?
Pit Fiend: Yes, you can. I am Rasovah.
Toss: Well, Blablabla, what can I do ya for?
Rasovah: It's Rasovah.
Toss: Whatever.
Rasovah: I require that one of these people be eliminated.
Toss: It's JYAP, isn't it?
Rasovah: Dammit, you're good.
Toss: NO, DAMMIT! I'M EVIL! EEEEVVVIIIILLLL!
Rasovah: Prove it. If you take the blue lolipop, you wake up in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe. If you take the red lolipop, you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Toss: I can explore the rabbit hole myself.
Rasovah: Gah, forget it. Just sign this contract.
Toss: What does it do?
Rasovah: In exchange for your immortal soul, you get a lifetime supply of Reesee cups.
Toss: SOLD!
Toss signs the contract and Rasovah laughs evilly.
Toss and Rasovah soon meet up with JYAP, Rasovah polymorphed as a human.
JYAP: Where have you been, Toss? Who's this noob?
Rasovah: Noob? Noob?
Toss: Oh. I got teleported into this room and I signed a contract with Blablabla...
Rasovah: IT'S RASOVAH! GET IT RIGHT!
JYAP: Die.
JYAP riddles the Pit Fiend with stakes, killing it automatically.
Toss: Wow. Stakes can kill everything.
JYAP. Yep. :naughty:
TO BE CONTINUED