(then a giant ion cannon vaporizes you from orbit)
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(then a giant ion cannon vaporizes you from orbit)
*regenerates*
The tarrasque is a badass. All forms of damage are treated as nonlethal and it regenerates 40 HP every 6 seconds. Even if it fails it's saving throw against FoD or some other insta-kill spell, it just regenerates itself again.
*eats JYAP*
(from inside,destroys regeneration gene)
(then hacks his way out)
You destroyed the undead vulnerability gene instead. Now you can't hurt me by any means.
*eats JYAP again*
Uh huh. Ok. So I can't injure you by punching or whatnot. Ok then.
(summons a FF Monk inside with him)
(casts Temper 99 times on him and Haste)
(commands him to destroy every gene and you after properly equipping him)
Really,FF monks are overpowered. The summary of the battle between my party and Astos went kinda like how it did in 8-bit Theater. To recap:
Black Mage: Astos? Mo' like your ass IS toast!
Astos: (THUD)
Thief: I don't think he's breathing.
*regenerates from stray tail fragment*
There's only one way to kill a tarrasque, and a FF crossover ain't it.
You didn't reswallow me though.
(Hadokens you,completely annihilating you)
(failing that,converts your molecules into air molecules,which would logically kill you)
(if all else fails,Sarda gets annoyed and changes Monk back to normal...which is a miniature toad)
*decides to help jyap out deals 900 damage to monk effectively reducing his hp into the negetives and then casts wish* bam ace in the hole
Halfwingseen scores even more im right and your wrong points!!!!!!!!
Doesn't Wish give the target some of your HP? Or do you mean something other than the FFT one?
Whatever.
(undead minions swarm Halfwing's ISP's office and overrun it,then disable Internet on Halfwing's comps)
Bwahahahaha...
GAH! Halfwingseen actually knows how to kill a tarrasque! You have to reduce it's HP into the negatives and use a Wish (level 9 mage spell) to keep it dead. Yes yes, more "right" points for you.
*hits JYAP's router with a DNS attack*