~Assassin Droids snipe the card-playing noobs one by one and their monsters are removed from play~
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~Assassin Droids snipe the card-playing noobs one by one and their monsters are removed from play~
(unfortunately the Yu-Gi-Oh fanboys are provoked by this)
(We: 200000 They: 3500000)
Wow. Protoss is going down at this rate. I should help...
(undead angel pops up on right shoulder)
UA: Yes,help him!
(undead devil pops up on left shoulder)
UD: NO! LET HIM LOSE!
UA: Shut it noob!
UD: Make me!
(both fight)
Morons. Well,since he's the only competiton I usually have...
(utilizes awesome ice powers to freeze about 1/4th of the army)
(then creates a army of ice soldiers to assist)
~activates Garrison Bonus to give his army another 2,000,000~
~meanwhile, Darth Sidious and Count Dooku hit the battlefield, using Force Lightning to zap waves of noobs~
Since I have hundreds of Assassin droids on good sniping spots, most of the key officials are pretty much dead.
~10 Trade Federation Cruisers enter the battle, launching waves of fighters as air support~
(the noobs somehow smuggled secret duplication technology)
(while the generartor lives,each noob dead=2 more spawned)
(too lazy to ice it)
~1000 CIS Strike Bombers bomb the duplication machine~
(the bombers do 1 out of 100000 HP damage to the shield of the generator)
~General Grievous lands on one of the bombers, using his rage 100000 times thus amplifying the damage of all the bombers to that~
(the noobs hit Grievous with a anti-droid AA missile,causing him grievous(lol)wounds and stopping him after his 152nd rage)
(noobs then gun down the bombers)
(makes a will save)
(fails)
(watches some more)
~at least the bombers are doing 152 damage now...152x1000=152,000 damage~
Poof.
(cept after the second run the bomber count<100)
(makes will save)
(succeeds)
(polymorphs into a shaman)
(walks up a conveniently-placed hill)
STORM EARTH AND FIRE,HEED MY CALL!
(WCIII TFT end music plays)
(noob population dies from spontaneously spawning orcs,lightning bolts,flameblasts,earthquakes,and incredibly heavy rock music)