The (Guest-Friendly) Insanity Thread

[Protoss119]

~after a long, bloody battle (play Blizzard's TD and you'll know what a Crystal Zenith is) the Scizor is victorious, but a Mechanic morphs into a Troll Headhunter and Berzerker gets spear'd~

~failing that, an Operator morphs into Archimonde and bashes (as per the ability) Berzerker into oblivion~

[JYAP]

(so what's your Plan C if Knight the Marowak comes in and does his own bashing on Archimonde?)

[Protoss119]

~Lesale Deathbringer morphs from a Captain and does hellish damage to Marowak~

~should Knight decide to attack Lesale, Archimonde gets unstunned in just a few seconds and starts bashing Marowak again~

[JYAP]

(Question for Knight: You're pounding one guy to bits with your Thick Club and 3 Swords Dances when some Hydralisk freak morphs and starts attacking you. What do you do?)
(Knight's Answer: Earthquake them to hell and back.)
(both Lesale(who takes 12x regular Earthquake damage, let alone Thick Club Swords Dance bonuses...) and Archimonde are destroyed)

[Protoss119]

~can't think of anything else to do~

~sleeps on it~

~the dimension gets crushed as Toss sleeps on it~

[JYAP]

(everyone has already warped out by then except Toss)

[Protoss119]

~tosses over wherever they are now in his sleep~

[JYAP]

(creates a black hole under Toss before he rolls over)
Bye!

[Protoss119]

~falls into the black hole~

~like some sort of cartoon, falls from the sky into the black hole again~

~and again~

~and again~

~and again~

~that is of course until the Black Hole dissipates and he lands right smack into the ground~

~drops an anvil on the dimension while eating the moon~