Lol. :-)
Chapter VII:HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~big brawl~
The empire retreats from Atomic Chicken.
All:YAY!
Listen, guys, that's getting kind of old, so can you just stop?
All:No.
Wait a minute, I seem to recall not putting in a character called All.
All:You didn't. I'm everyone.
No fair!
Anywho, our heroes (Divinity has joined the group, just so you know), having left atomic chicken, are enjoying an average day in the Lambda Shuttle. Deltashadow and Highsephiroth are playing a LAN game of Starcraft; Aribeth is praying at an altar to Tyr while Protoss119 is trying to bombify the altar but fails every time in a Wile E. Coyote-like way; and JYAP, Menice, and Barrey are all playing a LAN game of Elemental Battlegrounds. Divinity is busy being DM for the entire shuttle.
Arma:Wait! I'm supposed to do something, too!
You just watch TV.
Arma:But TV is bad for you! It kills brain cells!
I SAID WATCH TV!
Arma:OK, fine, fine...
Suddenly, they see a mummy in space.
JYAP:Why is there a mummy in space-~is pushed out of the way by Protoss119~
Protoss119:A MUMMY! MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY! Can we ressurect it? Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase?
JYAP:Why do you want to ressurect a Mummy?
Protoss119:I just want to test out my ever-so-rare book.
Protoss119 shows everyone a book called Ressurecting the Dead:The Official Do-It-Yourself Guide.
Menice:Cool. How did you get it?
Protoss119:It wasn't easy...
FLASHBACK...
Protoss119:OK, I'll trade you a full 2 Kernels of Corn for that book.
Noob: Done.
...KCABHSALF
JYAP:Wow. Noobs are stupider than I thought.
Protoss119:Yup.
Suddenly, the Executor drops out of lightspeed above our heroes and Darth Vader hails them.
Darth Vader:This is Darth Vader. Surrender immediately.
Emperor Palpatine:0r w3 5h411 pwn j00!
Darth Vader:Quiet, you.
Protoss119:Oh hell.
TO BE CONTINUED...
JYAP:Saved by the bell!