Chapter 1 "The warning"
*All of the party, except for Bounty, Madd and Rune, were waiting in the town plaza.*
Almuric– Argh! Where are the rest of the guys?!
Geno– Huh? What’s up with you?
Almuric– Bah, I didn’t find any quests to do around town. I can’t even find this place’s mayor!
Geno-... What’s the name of this town anyway?
Almuric– Ehh, I think it’s Astral city
Xander– Well, astral city sucks! I can’t even find a good place to get money!
Narf- I can’t find any challenge what-so-ever in this place
Geno– Hmmm, I see this town isn’t as lively as it seems.
*At that moment, Bounty and Madd walked out of a nearby tavern.*
Bounty– What the hell is wrong with this place?!
Almuric– Heh, noticed something strange as well?
Madd– Yeah! First tavern I see and it has no good stuff in it! All wussie stuff!
Bounty- I can’t even get drunk properly!
Geno- ...well, there’s something fishy happening here...
Almuric- ... where the hell is Rune?!
Xander– Wasn’t he standing here all depressed?
Almuric-... yeah, that’s Rune.
Narf- I think I saw him going into the woods.
Geno– Oh great, he’s lost again...
Almuric– C’mon, he can’t be that stupid?...
*Everyone stares at Almuric after this comment.*
Almuric– Ok, I take that back... we have to find him.
Geno– Ok, you go find his ass then.
Almuric– Bah, he might be on his way to neverwinter by now!
Madd– True, but we still have to find him. He might get all of us in trouble.
Geno– How can he get us in trouble when he’s not here?
Madd– Ah, remember the little incident in Candlekeep? Remember he "mysteriously" got in the main keep
and started to take the books and artifacts?
Geno- Oh! Don’t remind me! That moron told them we were his party, all those damn monks chased us out!
Madd– Exactly...
Geno– Damn, we HAVE to find Rune!
***
Meanwhile in the woods we find Rune and Beowulf arguing as they walk.
Rune– Uh, ah, whew, can... we... rest... a... bit... ?........
Beo– Hmm, I guess it’s ok.
Rune– Ah man, this damn path is longer than I remember!
Beo– Well, sorry if your damn druid senses aren’t working!
Rune- Hey! At least I’m not gay!
Beo– For the last time, I’M NOT GAY!
Rune– Yeah right... keep dreaming faggy dwarf...
Beo– You bastard! You want some of this?!
*Glares Beo as he draws his mighty axe.*
Rune– Bust a move faggy!
Rune draws his spear ready for whatever Beo is planning. With that, the two warriors begin to battle, looking like savage beasts, their eyes filled with evil and fury.
After Beo knocks Rune down, he takes Rune’s spear and sticks it in the ground. Beo was about to finish his move by taking his axe and ripping Rune's head in two, but Rune plunged his spear upwards toward Beo’s face. They were both about to die, but suddenly something snapped in their minds. Their eyes were full of life once again.*
Rune– Wha?
Beo– Oh my...
Rune-What are we doing?
Beo– We were about to kill each other!
Rune-... I don't get it... I suddenly felt evil through me.
Beo- ... Ok, this is getting creepy. Let’s get the hell out of here!
Rune– Aye .
*They both begin to run again*
Rune– Hey, how do you know we’re going the right way?
Beo– Trust me, I know this place like the back of my hand.
*Rune sees Beo's hand all bruised and scarred*
Rune- ... Oh shit...
*Meanwhile, back in the town*
Almuric– Ok, ready?
Madd– Yeah.
Bounty– Ok, let’s finish this!
Xander– Bring it on!
Almuric– Royal flush, I win!
Xander– Ahh, you must be cheating!
Almuric– Paladins never cheat heheh...
Narf– Damn, I'm bored
Madd– Then come play with us... We’re playing "lose all your money to Almuric"
Narf– Eh, nah... I think I’ll pass
Geno- Uh, for how long do we have to wait here?
Almuric– Until something comes up.
Geno– Do we really expect a quest to just fall in your face?
*At that moment, Beo and Rune charge out of the woods*
Rune- YES! We made it out!
Beo– Ahhh!!!!
*Beo found himself in Almuric’s face*
Almuric– Ahh! I'm blind!
Xander– No, you just got a dwarf in your face...
Almuric-... Ohhh... now I get it... ahhh! I was better off blind!
Rune– Oh, there you are Almuric! I have fantastic news!
Almuric– You found Geno's grey hair?
Rune- Huh?
*Rune realizes he landed on Geno and was sitting on him*
Rune- HEY GENO! Old buddy, old...
*Geno quickly color sprayed Rune. Rune is stunned, or asleep*
Geno- NO ONE!, I mean, NO ONE sits on me! You dumb...
*Geno spots Beo*
Geno– Who the hell are you?
Beo– Ah, my name is Beowulf
Geno-... Don't tell me, you have a quest for us?
Beo– Why yes! How did you know?
Geno-... Ooh, a paladin wished it in his face...
*Beowulf took all of them, even out of action Rune, to the palace and immediately requested a meeting of all the high ranks*
Almuric– Whoa, nice place you got here... prince Beowulf!
Beo- Hey! How did you know? Am I that famous?!!!
*Almuric points to a wall with a painting of Beo. At the bottom it reads "Beowulf, prince of Astral city"
Beo– Ahh, darn...
Geno– Ok, can you tell us now what's going on?
Beo– Wait, where's my sister?
*Then a beautiful elven girl entered the meeting hall. Green eyes, great body... a hot babe mate!*
Beautiful girl- Am I late big bro?
Beo– Not at all. Everyone, this is my young sister Miz Nemesis.
*Everyone opens their mouths in shock!*
Xander– There's no way that beauty is related to you!
Almuric– Yeah, I don't see the resemblance!
Geno- I guess your father must have... "tastes"...
*A soldier suddenly cried out, "Here comes the king!"*
Soldiers- Hail! Hail king Exectech!
*An old gnome suddenly appears, very well dressed and looks well mannered. You could see he was indeed royal.*
Exec- Hey, I've been looking for you my son.
Beo– Hello, father.
Geno– Woah! That's your father?!?!?!
Almuric– Ok, weird!
Xander– Damn... just damn!
Bounty-... I need a drink.
Madd– Me too.
Narf– Me three
Geno– Ok, ok. Let’s get this over with already!
Almuric– Where's Rune?
*Madd drops him on the table*
Madd– Still out cold...
Almuric– Ah great, did you really have to Geno?
Geno- I was defending my honor... even evil mages have honor you know.
Beo– Ah, let’s continue anyway.
*Everyone sits around the big round table*
Exec– Ok, my son, why have you called together a meeting of this sort?
Beo– Ok, this is a bit radical, so hear me well. I was hunting in the woods when I suddenly felt a godly presence nearby. I thought it was just me but there they were.
Geno– Who?!
Beo- Kassuth, god of the fire plane... Grumber, god of the earth plane... Akadi, god of air plane and Istishia, god of water.
Almuric-What?
Narf- I can’t believe that. That's just stupid. Why would they meet in this desolate place?
Beo- I don't know, but I'm sure it was them.
Geno– Are you sure they weren't illusions?
Beo– My mage friend, I know the difference between illusion and the godly reality!
Geno-... Yeah... ahah... what did they say?
Beo– Ah, they spoke of place going to be named something...
Madd– Something?
Beo– Darn I forgot!
*Rune starts to wake up*
Rune– Elemental battlegrounds...
Beo– Ah, yeah that's it!
Almuric– Good to have you back.
Xander– Elemental battlegrounds? Sounds more like a game to me.
Beo- I assure you it’s no game... they will destroy all this land and leave it in ashes!
Exec- ... That wont happen!... You bring troublesome news, my son... I’ll send my best scouts, Thunderbolt and Ilikegames to scout the area you say these gods met.
Bounty- ... What's up with the names? Their parents weren't that creative?
Exec-... Well, they might have strange names, but they are the best for these kind of jobs...
*Exec pats Beo's back with his hand*
Exec– Don't worry... I won’t let my land fall... not even to a god!
*Suddenly Nem slaps Xander*
Nem– Hey!
Xander– Oh sorry, I thought it was a pillow!
Almuric- I see Xander is getting acquainted with the new people.
Exec– Why don't you all rest here for tonight, I’ll send guards to watch your rooms.
Rune– Umm, I don't want to be a buzz kill, but, why all the security? Not many know we’re here...
Exec- In times like these... you have to be extra careful.
*Geno suddenly senses something from Exectech*
Geno– It’s ok guys... Let’s rest.
*It’s night, and all the party was called by Geno. They are currently in his room*
Almuric– Ok Geno, tell us your thoughts.
Geno- I think he's hiding something. Something that would be good to know.
Xander– Who?
Geno– The king... I sense there's something he doesn't want us to find out.
Almuric– Are you sure?
Geno– Positive.
*Almuric appears worried*
Almuric– Ok, Bounty, try and find out what the king is hiding. Tell us any rumors going on.
Bounty– Ok... what are you expecting to find out?
Almuric- ... Nothing... that's all I can hope for.
*The party begins to worry*
Almuric- Madd, try and get some info from the guards and any officers that are in the tavern.
Madd– Ok sir.
Almuric– The rest of you, try and stay low. Be on the alert at all times.
everyone– Yes sir.
Almuric- Geno, I’ll need you for something...
Geno– Yes?
*Almuric whispers in Geno's ear*
Almuric– Think you can do that?
Geno– Sure, no match for anyone here.
Almuric– Ok guys... show time.
*Everyone splits very quickly and goes their own ways. Geno went to the palace main room, Madd went to the tavern, Bounty started to find any way to sneak up in the royal chamber, Xander tries to find Nem to see if he can seduce her to give some info... and expecting more out of it. Narf went to battle some of the guards in order to get respect, and some info. Rune went for a walk around the town. Almuric will try and distract the guards and royals so they don't follow his comrades*
Rune– Ahh man, why am I always the one with nothing to do?
*Rune suddenly hears a commotion in an alley*
Old woman– No! Help me! Please don't!
*Rune rushes to the crying voice for help. He found a man trying to kill the poor woman by the looks of it*
Old woman- Please help me! Save me!
Rune– Ah, don't worry! I’ll call for a guard!
Old woman– No! Don't leave me!
Rune– Arg... sometimes I wish I was evil...
*Rune hits the man, knocking him out. The woman gets up and starts running for her life*
Rune– Man, not even a thanks...
*Then Rune saw the man standing right in front of him... his eyes were completely black... like a demon was possessing him*
Disturbed man- You! You will come with me! You will be a good servant for us!
Rune– Sorry, I'm already stuck with a party, but thanks anyway!
*Rune quickly runs away from the mysterious man*
Rune– What the hell was that?!
*Meanwhile Bounty is still trying to get in the royal chamber*
Bounty– Darn, it’s like this place was rogue-proofed... but this is nothing for Bounty!
*After searching and searching, he finds a very small window on the side of the castle*
Bounty– Well, if I'm right, that's the stairway window to get to the chamber...
*Bounty gets a hook and a rope, ties it up, and hooks it to the window*
Bounty– Ahh, this is the way to go... this isn't a career... It’s an adventure!.
*After Bounty gets in, he quickly starts searching for the king's room. He later finds a hallway with so many doors, the eye couldn't see them all*
Bounty– Oh mommy...
*Geno was trying to search for any officer. He was to threaten to kill him and after he spills everything he would erase his memory*
Geno– Ok, target acquired.
*Geno was aiming at a lieutenant nearby*
Geno– Hey you! Come here!
*The guard tries to defend himself, but he is no match for a mage*
Guard LT– What? What do you want?
Geno– Just need some info...
*Madd was at the tavern. He found some drunk soldiers, but instead of getting info, he just got them more drunk until they passed out...*
Madd- *hiccup* now that's the way of taking out info... oh wait, they are suppose to be awake... small detail... *hiccup*
*Xander was roaming the palace until he found Miz lying around*
Xander- Ok, here goes my moves!
*Xander gets close to Nemesis*
Xander– Hey, pretty lady! What's your name?
nem– Don't you know it already?
Xander-... oh yeh.. must skip some chapters then...
nem– Huh?
Xander– Ok... Oh my love! You're a bright star that fell from heaven! Oh my sweetness! You're as fair as a rose in winter... trying to protect itself from the icy cold of death. Let me shield you from harm!
Nem– My love? My sweetness? Oh hon, we just met.
Xander-... Darn, skipped too many chapters...
*...obviously Xander's plan was falling to an abyss. Narf was on the training arena and he saw a very strong soldier daring anyone to beat him*
Narf- I bet if I beat him I’ll get some respect around here and some info... HEY YOU! UGLY!
*The soldier suddenly stares at Narf*
Narf– Nice that you know you're name jackass!
Strong soldier- Why you little dwarf! You will pay for this!
*In just a split second, Narf blinded him and knocked him out of his senses...*
Narf– Ok, grunt... tell me everything you know or I’ll beat you up even more.
Strong soldier- But I'm no soldier! I'm a cook! I was just angry cause the waiters ruined some of the dishes!
Narf– Oh... ehh heheh... what if I tell you I'm very, deeply, truly....
*Narf is tossed out of the arena by many chefs and waiters*
Narf– Sorryyyyyyy!!!
*Almuric was still distracting many guards plus Beo*
Almuric– Ok, all of you ready to draw?
Guard 1– Yeah!
Guard 2– Never been better!
Guard 3– Bring it!
Beo– Draw!
Almuric– Royal flush, I win!
Everyone– Aaahhh!
Story by: Rune
Corrections by: Narf
Sorry mates this isnt in story mode... Ill have to plan for the next ones to be in story... Oh yeah sorry for the delay
Edit: oh man, accidentally made an error in the name, its "The Warning"
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Good stuff here. Keep it coming Rune!
