Zealot learned new move: Mob!
Zealot uses Mob!
Zealot Mob: For Aiur! For Aiur! For Aiur!
The sheer audacity of it does 45 Psychic damage.
Zealot learned new move: Mob!
Zealot uses Mob!
Zealot Mob: For Aiur! For Aiur! For Aiur!
The sheer audacity of it does 45 Psychic damage.
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Protoss: Dammit,JYAP still can't find his NWN disk. Oh well. Time for some SC.
Cool warp transition here.
Protoss(as a digital avatar): (appears) All right. Now to-
???: LOL NERDS
Protoss: The heck? (walks over to see...)
JYAP: Shove it noob. Halfwing,please boot this loser.
Halfwing: Already done.
??? 2: Dude,you can't ban Kaotix. I'll just ask Yasha to unban him.
Yasha: Already done.
Kaotix: Hey Helixic,let's go pummel this nerdy noob!
Protoss: What happened?
Helixic: They were-
JYAP: Your opinion is null. (ICE-4!) Me and Halfwing were discussing who would win in a fight between 3 grunts and a TC VS 5 ghouls and a CL based off statistics,abilities,upgrades,and such.
Kaotix: Stupid nerds.
JYAP: I vote we gank them. What say you?
Halfwing: They're my own clan. I can't do a thing.
JYAP: You just banned the guy!
Halfwing: And Yasha can unban. Pointless.
Protoss: I'll help!
Helixic: BRING IT NOOBS!
(Pokemon scene transition here)
Enemy Botnoobs want to fight!
JYAP sent out Firelord!
Protoss sent out Dragoon!
Enemy Kaotix sent out Bandit!
Enemy Helixic sent out Treant!
Enemy Bandit used Axe Chop on Dragoon!
Dragoon used Suppressive Fire on Bandit and Treant!
Firelord used Incinerate on Treant!
It's super effective!
Enemy Treant fainted!
Firelord and Dragoon gained 230 exp!
Enemy Helixic sent out Templar!
Enemy Templar used Psi Slash on Dragoon!
Critical hit!
Dragoon fainted!
Use next "Pokemon"?
Yes<
No
Dragoon X
Lurker<
Hydralisk
Vulture
Dredoc
Zergling
Go! Lurker!
Enemy Bandit used Ambush on Firelord!
Firelord's defense went down!
Firelord used Soul Burn on Bandit!
Enemy Bandit can't attack!
Lurker used Burrow!
Lurker is concealed!
Enemy Templar used Psi Storm on Firelord and Lurker!
Critical hit!
Enemy Bandit used Axe Chop on Firelord!
Firelord fainted!
Use next Pokemon?
Yes<
No
Firelord X
Grunt<
Raider
Shaman
Lich
Blood Mage
Go! Grunt!
Grunt used Tackle on Bandit!
Enemy Bandit fainted!
Enemy Kaotix sent out Ghoul!
Enemy Ghoul used Ghoul Frenzy!
Enemy Ghoul's Speed went up sharply!
Lurker used Lurker Spines!
Enemy Templar fainted!
Enemy Helixic sent out Wisp!(Helixic: WTF?)(Halfwing: (whistles innocently)
Grunt used Laugh At Silly Wisp!
It's super effective!
Critical hit!
Enemy Wisp fainted!
Helixic: Stupid nerds...having better stuff than us...
Enemy Ghoul used Scratch on Grunt!
It's not very effective...
Grunt used Battle Cry!
Grunt: LOK'TAR OGAR!
Enemy Ghoul's defense went down sharply!
Enemy Ghoul's attack went down sharply!
Lurker used Lurker Spines!
Enemy Ghoul used Cannabilize!
It recovered HP!
Enemy Grunt used Axe Swing!
It hit the weak spot!
Enemy Ghoul fainted!
Kaotix: I still have one more!
Enemy Kaotix sent out Demon Hunter!
JYAP: OH GOD NO
Enemy Demon Hunter used Play Goth Music!
It's super effective!
It hit the weak spot!
Grunt fainted!
Lurker fainted!
Use-(skip'd)
Go! Lich!
Go! Zergling!
Lich used Frost Nova!
Enemy Demon Hunter's speed went down!
Zergling charges up...
Kaotix: Ooooh,I'm so scared. What's a zergling gonna do?
Enemy Demon Hunter used Play Goth Music!
It's super effective!
Zergling endured through with Focus Band!
Lich used Warning!
Lich: You're cooked now.
Kaotix: How so?
Zergling uses WTF ZERG RUSH OH NOES!
It's super-ultra-mega-hyper-omni effective!
It hit the weak spot!
Enemy Demon Hunter got Zerg Rush'd!
Victory!
Firelord gained 300 exp!
Dragoon gained 300 exp!
Grunt gained 340 exp! Level up!
Lurker gained 340 exp!
Lich gained 450 exp!
Zergling gained 450 exp! Level up!
Kaotix: ...shoot...
Back to the normal channel.
Kaotix: HACKERS!
Helixic: WE'RE UNBEATABLE!
JYAP: Sure you are...
Kaotix: BAN THESE BITCHES YASHA!
Yasha: Ok-
Halfwing: Uh,no. Those are my friends.
Yasha: So? Those two are my friends too.
Halfwing: But they're not noobs with bots that call me and others nerdy.
Yasha: So?
Halfwing: Would you rather I destroy the entire clan?
Yasha: ...fine...
Helixic: YOU'RE NOT BANNING THEM? WHAT IS THIS SHIT?!?
Kaotix: We're taking things into our own hands! This clan is ours now! And there's nothing you can do about it!
(BATTLE!)
Kaotix: Wait,we have no pokemon.
(VICTORY)
JYAP: Ok,so how do you propose to take over the clan?
Kaotix: Well...we haven't gotten to that part yet-
Halfwing: How bout you shut up and BEGONE!(BANNAGE!)
Protoss: Now what?
JYAP: Hungry hungry felhounds?
Halfwing: Sure.
JYAP has joined the game.
WNxHalfwingseen has joined the game.
Protoss119 has joined the game.
xbladezx has joined the game.
JYAP: KILL BILLY!
xbladezx has left the game...in pieces...
That'll teach them to make my poor Lurker faint.
Kaotix: ...Are they gone?!
Helixic: I dunno...
The shadows disappear and it turns out the retarded duo is in a game of Stacked Cannon D.
Protoss119: Welcome to my little world, biotches.
Kaotix: You're one of the guys who assisted the nerds!
Kaotix gets anvil'd.
Helixic: Ha ha! What a funny way to die- ~anvil'd~
Protoss119 ressurects them.
Protoss119: Silence, fool mortals. Here, I am god.
Kaotix: Tell me what's going on.
Protoss119: I told you, you're in my little world where I am god. I control everything within this world.
Eaglehog: It's true...
Helixic: WTF are you doing here?
Eaglehog: I defied his power and he blew me up.
Protoss119: You have met the same fate, duo. Shortly before you were banned, I blew your heads off. As usual, there was no brain.
Helixic: LIAR! ~anvil'd, ressurected~
Protoss119: Oh really? Now, all 3 of you are going to play a game with me. This game is called...STACKED CANNON D! ~Dun dun dunnnnnn plays in the background~
Eaglehog: That theme has no brain. ~anvil'd, ressurected~
Protoss119: C'mon, guys, I'm running out of anvil's here. And now the game begins...muahahahahahahahahahahaha!
The trio's legs start moving beyond their control.
Kaotix: WTF's happening!?
Helixic: I dunno! We're moving!
Kaotix: But I don't wanna move!
Eaglehog: Yeah! Moving has to learn some manners!
Protoss119: ~smirks~ Ah, but you HAVE to move. You have to make it to the other side...alive.
Kaotix: That sounds easy...I mean, there's no one trying to kill us!
A group of cloaked stacked Photon Cannons open fire on the trio, obliterating them.
Protoss119: Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Game: Round 2: Uber Infested Terrans
Protoss119 watches as his photon cannons are razed to the ground by Kamikaze Zerg.
Protoss119: OH FU- ~exploded~
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Shhh...I registered on their forum now. If they see all these posts even though I left no trace of evidence where I came from,I'm dead.
Unlikely...since you DID leave no trace of where you came from, right?
WHAT NINE THOUSAND
None whatsoever.
I got 2 guys to register off of WC. They look interested in NWN. ^_^
Nice. It'll be a treat for us.
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In the future...Rain will lose out on crit range.
In the future...Hail will become more kickass.
In the future...halflings will run rampant with two-handers.
In the future...Heat may be obsoleted.
In the future...I WILL REIGN!
Rain: Dammit Snow!(kicks him in between the legs)
In the very near future...I need a medic...ow...
Holy crap! Rain will lose crit range! H4X- ~scythe'd~
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